School Fights

[uknorthmale]

I'm buying it

Looks like it never happened which i suspected it wouldnt after a few posts.What we may get is both these two saying the other never turned up.

[cooper4]

Sadly, I would have to say, none of the school fights I saw lived up to my expectations, they were either broken up, one of them ran away. Or someone yelled a teacher was coming and everyone ran away...lol

[CecilBDmented]

And those fights were nothing compared to when a girl from a catholic school fought a girl from a Protestant school!!! Don't think ANYTHING could match that!!!

You wanna bet? How 'bout that fight between 2 girls with one a Sunni Muslim and one a Shi-ite Muslim. All the crowd who turned up to watch got blown up as the fighters both used that tried and tested Islamic way of fighting - the high-explosive suicide vest!

[nova1274]

And those fights were nothing compared to when a girl from a catholic school fought a girl from a Protestant school!!! Don't think ANYTHING could match that!!!

You wanna bet? How 'bout that fight between 2 girls with one a Sunni Muslim and one a Shi-ite Muslim. All the crowd who turned up to watch got blown up as the fighters both used that tried and tested Islamic way of fighting - the high-explosive suicide vest!

did that really happen?

[Martine Gleeson]

And those fights were nothing compared to when a girl from a catholic school fought a girl from a Protestant school!!! Don't think ANYTHING could match that!!!

You wanna bet? How 'bout that fight between 2 girls with one a Sunni Muslim and one a Shi-ite Muslim. All the crowd who turned up to watch got blown up as the fighters both used that tried and tested Islamic way of fighting - the high-explosive suicide vest!

did that really happen?

L.O.L!! Catholic v Protestant is truly bitter!!! Pure hate!

[DoYouKnowWhoIAm?]

You wanna bet? How 'bout that fight between 2 girls with one a Sunni Muslim and one a Shi-ite Muslim. All the crowd who turned up to watch got blown up as the fighters both used that tried and tested Islamic way of fighting - the high-explosive suicide vest!

did that really happen?

No. That is a figment of Mr Simcock's imagination.

In reality, in a fight like that, which I assume would be going down in a hard line Muslim city, like Kandahar, or Bradford, UK, there would be no need for either lady to resort to anything as drastic as a suicide vest to take out her opponent. All she would have to do is pull off her rival's veil and head scarf then stand back and watch while the crowd stoned her to death.

[CecilBDmented]

You wanna bet? How 'bout that fight between 2 girls with one a Sunni Muslim and one a Shi-ite Muslim. All the crowd who turned up to watch got blown up as the fighters both used that tried and tested Islamic way of fighting - the high-explosive suicide vest!

did that really happen?

No. That is a figment of Mr Simcock's imagination.

In reality, in a fight like that, which I assume would be going down in a hard line Muslim city, like Kandahar, or Bradford, UK, there would be no need for either lady to resort to anything as drastic as a suicide vest to take out her opponent. All she would have to do is pull off her rival's veil and head scarf then stand back and watch while the crowd stoned her to death.

[Nutmeg]

You wanna bet? How 'bout that fight between 2 girls with one a Sunni Muslim and one a Shi-ite Muslim. All the crowd who turned up to watch got blown up as the fighters both used that tried and tested Islamic way of fighting - the high-explosive suicide vest!

did that really happen?

No. That is a figment of Mr Simcock's imagination.

In reality, in a fight like that, which I assume would be going down in a hard line Muslim city, like Kandahar, or Bradford, UK, there would be no need for either lady to resort to anything as drastic as a suicide vest to take out her opponent. All she would have to do is pull off her rival's veil and head scarf then stand back and watch while the crowd stoned her to death.

And somewhere a Muslim cat fight video producer is going through this and realizing his dream of running such a production company might have long term staffing issues if they have audiences for the fights.

"Look guys this is all fantasy anyways. What if I give you Nerf Rocks to throw? "

[brez]

[/quote]did that really happen?
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L.O.L!! Catholic v Protestant is truly bitter!!! Pure hate!
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Catholic v Protestant would prob look like this judging by martines descriptions...

Catholic



Protestant



these girls are models btw

[nova1274]

So sexy lol

[Martine Gleeson]

Some funny stuff here. I've been lmfao just at some of the comments. If you people aren't careful, you'll get me to put some of this in my next story! Imagine this ...

Coming soon ... Nick and Carly visit the third capital of Israel and observe a huge catfight! It's Welcome to Miami - Orthodox vs Reformed. The bagels will fly! Mazel Tov!

Actually I've spent some time in Derry, NIR. Nowadays, people there are so afraid that any little thing will bring the rIRA out of the Bogside and set off a real life bomb somewhere, they would put a major kibosh on any religious catfight breaking out publically. Don't know about in private ...

//Braveheart

I don't agree brave heart, still lots of fights between the two sides, mostly men esp when Celtic meet rangers which is rare now I suppose but lots of girls too!! Once witnessed two girls fighting, one a rangers fan and one Celtic!! You are spot on with the uniforms brez, a definite prod and a definite catholic ! Lol

[Nutmeg]

Hank,

While having no love for the backdrop per se, is it really any different than the proliferation of inter racial fights in the cat fight genre, especially white vs. black? That one in particular seems to have perceived social class and the fact one fighter's ancestors may have owned the other fighter's ancestors hanging over it. Add in the various class based fights (maid vs. employer) which also seem to be acceptable fodder.

Some people's sexual link is more emotional than others. And some of us lack an emotional connection to the concept of idea of fighting over a lover. Took me years to be able to fake it in cyber fights and stories since to me, it was (and still is ) innately ridiculous. So other concepts worked better for me as a framework. Also when doing more violent fights these concepts make more sense for some as well.

Another thing I have found is , as you say, a lot of this makes the people involved look like bigots. I have found that people are more comfortable with awful things in fantasy happening to awful people. One reason for the popularity of Eastern Front WWII wargames  and their brutal war of attrition was, according to my Dad "Communists versus Nazis. Who cares if they all die? "

Why do some people like more realism in their fantasy that others? Why are some people gay and some straight? Mostly the answer is "It is what I am"

Although I will agree with you that the number of fights suggested in these schools is really high and overly simplified. I went to school where an active female White Power cell existed in the high school and they seem to have created less violence than these schools.

[Horny-Jew]

Yes, great post Nutmeg !!!

[DoYouKnowWhoIAm?]

Celtic v Rangers is a whole different animal, not only in NI but in Scotland. It may be less religious now, however since Celtic has accepted Protestants and Rangers (more reluctantly) Catholics. Football stuff can get crazy anywhere, especially when other factors are involved: Lazio v Roma (politics), Sporting v Benfica (class) and Liverpool v Everton (too close to each other). I imagine the fight quotient goes up in Rome, Lisbon and Merseyside in the bars after all of those games, too.

//Braveheart

Never thought I'd see the Old Firm discussed here. Liverpool vs Everton doesn't bear comparison with that. It's much more jovial and tongue in cheek. They don't even have crowd segregation at a Liverpool derby.
Closest thing to the Old Firm rivalry outside Glasgow would be with the London clubs, eg Millwall and West Ham, maybe City and United in Manchester.
I've never seen a catfight at a football match. It was strictly "men vs men" in my experience, back in the day.
But I've heard that Blackpool FC had a hard core gang of young female fans back in the 70's who followed the team everywhere and would pick fights with local girls in pubs and bars after the matches.

[DJP60]

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