MvsF Black Friday Stimulus fight

[Toughest_mixedFighterguy]

I'll make it brief because I know better than to expect a response
I am offering my stimulus check to the first woman who can beat me in a fight. You've seen my weak fluffy arm, I've never been in a fight, If you are even considering it, you probably have a decent chance.
Close to Michigan, or willing to travel. Private fight, no spectators/referee/SO (unless you want to invite me to be in a fightclub, lol)

[Toughest_mixedFighterguy]

I should add for anyone coming in from outside The US, that's $1200. Also there will be temp check. But again, I don't expect any real responses.