I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter

[fighttime67]

I would like to see a fight between my 51 YO wife and a UFC woman.....what would the outcome be?
my wife

[joenstl]

You would probably need a new wife

[thirstybeermonster]

LOL!! You're fucking retarded!

[fighttime67]

My wife thinks she's tough and would put up a good fight in the octagon. I've tried to explain to her that she would probably lose.  I would like to see what she thought after the first round.

[Lauren]

Has she hired a divorce  atty yet?   

[Nutmeg]

This might be the craziest "kill my wife scheme" I have ever seen yet..

[fighttime67]

This might be the craziest "kill my wife scheme" I have ever seen yet..

I don't want anyone to "Kill My Wife"! I just want her to see that she would probably take a beating if she got in the octagon

[joenstl]

You sound like a beating on her part will say she loves you

[joenstl]

By the way, how bout showing us a true pic of ur 51 y/o wife.  Maybe she don't need a beating. Maybe she takes a beating being out in public with you.  Dude, forget this scheme and just love her.  That's probably the best beating she can get.   

[joenstl]

Not to change the subject, but I'd like to fight Serena Williams in the octogan

[joenstl]

P.S. now you got me started!

[Lauren]

Not to change the subject, but I'd like to fight Serena Williams in the octogan

Joe  ya know I luv ya  but......Serena  would  kill you  lol.  In the octagon  I mean :p

[fighttime67]

Maybe a fight between Serena and my wife would be more like it! I'm going to ask her if she thinks that would be a good match up! BTW, I love my wife

[Horny-Jew]

Don't joke about the UFC women. They are highly trained real fighters who could demolish 99% of the women on earth.

[fighttime67]

Just read about Kim Woods 50 yr old MMA chick ! Good girl! Ps nothing wrong with this fight idea

Thanks for that info Oilwrestler! This gives my wife some hope