Dafne Keen and Sydney Sweeney

Started by Jen_assfighter, September 09, 2025, 11:27:22 PM

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Jen_assfighter


Rock


Jen_assfighter


oddities

Better Jeans, I see what you did there  ;D

HumanPerson

Titfight is a win for Keen.

Everything else is an easy win for Sweeney.

Rock

  Sweeney''s whole package is as sexy as can be. Don't get me wrong Keen is no slouch but love me some Sydney...

Janine_G

Sydney is bigger, it's not just the bra.  That said, it would be epic.

blazer

Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)

Jen_assfighter

Quote from: blazer on September 11, 2025, 12:09:01 AM
Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)
How do they compare for the titfight?

Mylnere

Sweeney wins a long, drawn out titfight,ultimately wearing down Dafne.

HumanPerson

Quote from: blazer on September 11, 2025, 12:09:01 AM
Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)

Sweeney would have been the 3rd hottest girl working at a mall in the 80s.

Jen_assfighter

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Quote from: HumanPerson on September 11, 2025, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: blazer on September 11, 2025, 12:09:01 AM
Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)

Sweeney would have been the 3rd hottest girl working at a mall in the 80s.
How would her titfight with Keen go? I'm surprised you give her the win

Rock

Quote from: HumanPerson on September 11, 2025, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: blazer on September 11, 2025, 12:09:01 AM
Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)

Sweeney would have been the 3rd hottest girl working at a mall in the 80s.

Hahahaha... even though I love Sydney this is hysterical and might be true..

HumanPerson

Quote from: Rock on September 11, 2025, 02:35:22 PM
Quote from: HumanPerson on September 11, 2025, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: blazer on September 11, 2025, 12:09:01 AM
Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)

Sweeney would have been the 3rd hottest girl working at a mall in the 80s.

Hahahaha... even though I love Sydney this is hysterical and might be true..

She's proof of just how low the standards are these days. She's not unattractive, but she's no more than a 6 with big, floppy boobs.

She's not in the same stratosphere as a young Heather Locklear or Elizabeth Shue. She would have shrunk against competition like Markie Post. She couldn't pull off sex kitten like Susanna Hoffs, quirky cutie like Meg Ryan.

Again, she's not bad, especially when compared to underdeveloped little girls like Sabrina Carpenter, she's just not nearly as hot as her popularity would suggest.

Jen_assfighter

Quote from: HumanPerson on September 12, 2025, 12:51:09 AM
Quote from: Rock on September 11, 2025, 02:35:22 PM
Quote from: HumanPerson on September 11, 2025, 04:36:47 AM
Quote from: blazer on September 11, 2025, 12:09:01 AM
Sydney Sweeney is 5'2" and overrated as fuck.  ::)

Sweeney would have been the 3rd hottest girl working at a mall in the 80s.

Hahahaha... even though I love Sydney this is hysterical and might be true..

She's proof of just how low the standards are these days. She's not unattractive, but she's no more than a 6 with big, floppy boobs.

She's not in the same stratosphere as a young Heather Locklear or Elizabeth Shue. She would have shrunk against competition like Markie Post. She couldn't pull off sex kitten like Susanna Hoffs, quirky cutie like Meg Ryan.

Again, she's not bad, especially when compared to underdeveloped little girls like Sabrina Carpenter, she's just not nearly as hot as her popularity would suggest.
Lol but she beats Keen on everything??