Blonde Surfer vs Brunette Surfer

Started by Lauren (Tatt Cat), April 17, 2024, 08:13:12 AM

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Lauren (Tatt Cat)

The blonde and the brunette are surfing at Serangan, one of the great surf spots here in Bali. The brunette dropped in and cuts in front of the blonde to ride her wave. Not only is this a no-no in surf etiquette, it makes the blonde wipe out. So the next wave the blonde dropped in and cuts off the brunette as payback and makes her wipe out. When they get back to the beach, they are both angry and start yelling at each other. Pretty soon a wild hairpulling slapping scratching catfight breaks out in the sand between the two surfer girls.

Which badass surfer beats the other on the beach to rule the Serangan surf?
I'm a blonde blazing comet! Yeah, I know, comets crash and burn out. But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, we give a LOVELY light!

neofiyte


Charlene

Not sure abut it being an easy win, but I think the blonde will win this catfight.

LyssaSue

Don't Mess With A West Texas Blonde

laurassmith91

Gotta go with the blonde too. She's stronger.

Lauren (Tatt Cat)

Wow, it looks like we may have to put the Mercy Rule in effect because the Blonde surfer is putting a badass beatdown on the poor Brunette! If the Brunette doesn't start putting up a fight really soon, someone in her corner better throw in the beach towel or start waving a white surrender flag!  ;)  She gets a little more time to try to make a comeback before the Beach Patrol comes in and ends the battle early!  ;)
I'm a blonde blazing comet! Yeah, I know, comets crash and burn out. But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, we give a LOVELY light!

barnana


Lauren (Tatt Cat)

#7
Okay, the Mercy Rule has been enforced, the Beach Patrol showed compassion for the poor Brunette surfer and pulled the victorious badass Blonde surfer off her beaten bod just as her friends threw in the beach towel of surrender. We all hope the Brunette learned her lesson and never cuts a wave again. As the Brunette's friends carry her off the beach on her board, the Blonde celebrates her victory enjoying her new title of Surfer Queen of Serangan Beach!

But how long will her reign last? Even now there are others watching ... waiting for the chance to dethrone the Blonde! Hang on to your boards, we're in for a wild ride!!!
I'm a blonde blazing comet! Yeah, I know, comets crash and burn out. But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends, we give a LOVELY light!