Lauren vs Claire (Uk & Ireland Bitch Fight Tournament)

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Lauren on left. Claire on right.

Both girls lost their quarter finals but have one final shot at a semi final spot. No doubt the girls are battered and bruised but more than ready to fight. May the best girl win!

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Claire on left Lauren on right this time
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[LaurenD99]

Me and Claire 

[Claire Marie]

You'll be sorry you posted that pic you fucking bitch!

[Claire Marie]

Quick cuppa before I go to teach this bitch a lesson!

[LaurenD99]

My gym owner friend has kindly given me the keys. Myself and Canine Claire will sort this out in the fitness studio!

[LaurenD99]

I'm ready.

[DavidThaBoxer]

Lol

Lauren is making a mockery of poor Claire!

[Claire Marie]

I'm ready.

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And so am I

I'm coming for you slut!

[Claire Marie]

Gary let's me into the gym. I go straight to the dressing room where I find you in your disgusting turquoise gym gear 

I don't think we'll be making it to the studio at all....

[LaurenD99]

Gary let's me into the gym. I go straight to the dressing room where I find you in your disgusting turquoise gym gear 

I don't think we'll be making it to the studio at all....

Emmm ... excuse me!?!?
Disgusting gym gear?
Have you looked in the mirror honey??
Pretty obvious you've never set foot in a gym from what your wearing 

[Claire Marie]

Gary let's me into the gym. I go straight to the dressing room where I find you in your disgusting turquoise gym gear 

I don't think we'll be making it to the studio at all....

Emmm ... excuse me!?!?
Disgusting gym gear?
Have you looked in the mirror honey??
Pretty obvious you've never set foot in a gym from what your wearing 

You mustn't set foot in the gym too often either darlin, you've got quite the set of love handles there and you're absolutely beat into that disgusting gear your wearing. Just buy the actual size you are and stop trying to squeeze into something that's too small!

[LaurenD99]

Gary let's me into the gym. I go straight to the dressing room where I find you in your disgusting turquoise gym gear 

I don't think we'll be making it to the studio at all....

Emmm ... excuse me!?!?
Disgusting gym gear?
Have you looked in the mirror honey??
Pretty obvious you've never set foot in a gym from what your wearing 

You mustn't set foot in the gym too often either darlin, you've got quite the set of love handles there and you're absolutely beat into that disgusting gear your wearing. Just buy the actual size you are and stop trying to squeeze into something that's too small!

Why don't you try coming over here and saying that to my face!?!?

[Claire Marie]

Gary let's me into the gym. I go straight to the dressing room where I find you in your disgusting turquoise gym gear 

I don't think we'll be making it to the studio at all....

Emmm ... excuse me!?!?
Disgusting gym gear?
Have you looked in the mirror honey??
Pretty obvious you've never set foot in a gym from what your wearing 

You mustn't set foot in the gym too often either darlin, you've got quite the set of love handles there and you're absolutely beat into that disgusting gear your wearing. Just buy the actual size you are and stop trying to squeeze into something that's too small!

Why don't you try coming over here and saying that to my face!?!?

' Ok I will!! '

Lauren rises to her feet with her hands on her waist as I confidently strut my way towards her

[Claire Marie]

Before we know it we're face to face glaring deeply into each other's eyes. She invited me to say what I had to say to her face but instead I just taunt her...
C'mon you fucking bitch... are you even able to move or is what your wearing too tight 

She pushes me with both arms

I return the favour

It's tit for tat pushing and shoving for the next 20 seconds or so, insults fly with each push and each push gets harder

Suddenly the dressing room door opens... it's Gary  probably wondering why we're not going to the studio / worried at the damage we might cause to the changing room!!

Lauren turns to him and yells ' FUCK OFF GARY '    he gingerly closes the door and as he does ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE BETWEEN US!!!!!!!!!!

Arms and legs fly as lockers get slammed into (Gary is probably right to worry!!) Moments later our hands are buried deep in each other's hair as we shuffle and struggle amid gasps and groans. I wrap one of my black shiny spanx clad legs around my opponents and we fall to the ground with a thud. Locked tightly we roll desperately trying to gain the upper hand!