cyber stalker strike again (watch out Roxy...lol)

Started by the_duke, October 06, 2010, 06:05:29 PM

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the_duke

Cyber stalker strikes again (LOL) (Thanks to Chuck Berry for the inspiration)

When I was a shy little boy,
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy.
Silver bells hanging on a string,
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

Then I grew up and started to fight,
I guess I wasn't ever so bright.
Kept getting beat when in the ring,
Boxing's hard when you're holding a ding-a-ling-a-ling.

I joined a site and started to chat,
Didn't know much about 'this' and 'that',
A chick called Gemma started some-thing,
But she never knew about my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

In cyber fights she taught me all I know,
She made my skills just grow and grow.
She's a sexy little chick, I'd like a fling,
But then she'd see my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

She's toned and fit with a body so hot,
Knows how to use- what she's got.
Her cyber fights all go with a zing,
Specially when she grabs my ding-a-ling-a-ling.

Everything's right she is so cute,
Bet she looks good in her birthday suit.
Makes typing such a very hard thing,
When one hands holding your ding-a-ling-a--ling.

Sorry Gemma just couldn't resist this J
Looking for cyber wrestling, pro mainly but open to anything, will wrestle female and male opponents, any age or size. Also into real pro meets, have experience and willing to share it

~Rox Erotique~

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'll say it again, You're the nicest sex pest I ever met  :D

you rock honey ;)

x G x
I'm paranoid and needy. So I think people are talking about me, but not as much as I'd like.

the_duke

well u gotta have a laugh ;D
how can one be a sex pest when one does not intend to get the sex ???
or....
were u just hoping hehe
Looking for cyber wrestling, pro mainly but open to anything, will wrestle female and male opponents, any age or size. Also into real pro meets, have experience and willing to share it