An OdeTto Gemma Who Rox

[the_duke]

 An Ode To Gemma Who Rox.

There's this cute girl I know who's called Gemma
She's as hot as the sunshine in June,
There's this cute girl I know who's called Gemma
I'm gonna wrestle her soon.

There's this rock chick I know who's called Gemma
Writes a good tale so I've seen,
There's this rock chick I know who's called Gemma
In the ring she's menacing and mean.

There's this tattooed bitch who's called Gemma
She lives life to the full I believe,
There's this tattooed bitch who's called Gemma
Uses innocent looks to deceive.

There's this toned fit fighter called Gemma
A cute chick with a few tattoo's,
There's a toned fit fighter called Gemma
I've a feeling I'm going to lose.

There's a sexy young woman called Gemma
We fought in cyber alas,
There's a sexy young woman called Gemma
Who confidently just kicked my ass.

There's a sweet innocent girl called Gemma
Surely there must be a catch,
There's a sweet innocent girl called Gemma
Can't wait for the promised rematch.

There's this talented hottie called Gemma
Has humour a quite a wit,
There's this talented hottie called Gemma
I think we all love just a bit.

There's this tough little beauty called Gemma
Prefers to wrestle rather than box,
There's this tough little beauty called Gemma
And shit she really Rox.

Keep writing Gemma one day you might get a real job J

[~Rox Erotique~]

Hee hee hee!!! 

That was awesome!!! you have no idea just how much of a foul mood I was in last night and this mornig and that really cheered me up! lol

Look at you! With your poetic soul
and and awfully charming verse!
and here I was, just thinking that...
You were completely perverse!

You've cheered me up! and lifted my heart
With your tribute, witty and lean..
But next time we meet, you lie in defeat
as In cyber... I'm fucking mean!!!

Thanks sweetie! Your the best sex pest I ever met! hehehe!

x G x

[the_duke]

A sex pest, who, you mean me?
Oh surely that cannot be.
I just like to have fun
With a good looking hun'
If you think you'll beat me ...we'll see!

I'm glad my verse made you cheery,
Don't like to think your sad, deary,
So keep some good cheer
Go have a beer
Then tomorrow the world will be bleary.

[~Rox Erotique~]

Oh I've got special things planned you see...
Tomorrow the world will be bright!
I'm having my leg cast removed at last!
I'll finally have all my might!

I'll be running and jumping and drinking and clubbing
until the morrow does dawn
Then sleeping and barfing, reminicing and laughing
all tired and wrecked with a yawn

You see I plan to run 10 miles
around Roath lake and Roath park
Playful and cheery, with a slight limp quite clearly
It'll be an awefully good lark!

Then off into town to gleefully drown
all memories of this shit summer!
I'll drink and I'll roar just like a whore
Until my brain cells get dummer!

[the_duke]

So good luck tomorrow when the cast is shed,
And good luck tomorrow if you're not going to bed.
So good luck tomorrow drink one for me,
And good luck tomorrow make sure you can see.

Cos there could be a bus or something much worse,
And it could cause you pain and make you curse.
Cos there could be a taxi that makes you frown,
And if your pissed so blind it might knock you down.

So good luck tomorrow when you're out round the lake,
And try to be careful for goodness sake.
So good luck tomorrow and please be quite sure,
I'll pound your ass soon in the ring you whore.

take care Gemma hope all goes well and you don't limp too much (fukn bitch lol).

[Marie B.]

Good verse, Duke.

Also good counter-verse, Gemma.

[howardcosell]

this was hilarious; always nice to see a poetry battle... today's my last living best friend's birthday and we used to do this quite often in e-mails.

[Candace]

Oh I've got special things planned you see...
Tomorrow the world will be bright!
I'm having my leg cast removed at last!
I'll finally have all my might!

She ran into a big blonde who wasn't feeling quite right
Poor Gemma wound up getting into a fight
Though Gemma was right
It just turned out that it wasn't her night.

Gemma's head was ringing but it wasn't the booze
The fist to her face put her into a snooze
She woke with a start, she couldn't just lose
But all she could see was the big blonde's cuze.  (ok, I know that's reaching)



I'm afraid I'm not very good at that sort of thing (the writing part that is) but I couldn't resist the urge to try.

Who whooooo!  The tiny tattooed ninja will have two legs again.  Those Cadriff cabs better watch their fenders now. 

[Kayla]

This chick called Gemma Rox
has such a juicy, wet box! 

(I know, I know - it's dirty, but then I've got a dirty mind - tee hee!  )

[the_duke]

So now we know Gemma Rocks,
Kayla says with a wet box,
She truly is a sexy fox,
Cute little Gemma Rox 

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