Blonde Jokes

[Bad_Ass_Christine]

Blondes are so much fun to mock and make fun of. I didn't spot a blonde joke thread, so let's make one. What are your favorite blonde jokes?

I don't have a specific favorite but here's a funny one I read a little while ago.

Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?
She was told she was supposed to "hold up" the bride's train.

[Kellicat]

Hahaha very funny

[JaneWalker]

Did you hear about the blonde car bomber?

Tragic really she kept burning her lips on her tailpipes of the cars she tried to blow up

[Annette_CF]

Did you hear about the blonde car bomber?

Tragic really she kept burning her lips on her tailpipes of the cars she tried to blow up

Very funny ...  you must be a bottlehead

[Oliviakatfite]

What do blondes and airplanes have in common???


They both have a COCKpit!

[BattleofTheSexes]

You know the difference between a blond and a redhead?
The redhead is just a blond that tried to think! (*poosh*) 

[roadie]

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a 10 story building; who would hit the ground first? The brunette of course; the blonde would have to stop and ask directions.

[JaneWalker]

What do you call twelve blondes in a freezer?

Frosted flakes

[Annette_CF]

What does a Blonde put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?[/size][/color][/color]
Her ankles

How would you like me to pin your ankles behind your ears?