World War Catfight?

[luffy316]

so my knowledge of history and politics is awful

could someone explain any major war, particularly World War I or II, in terms of each country being a woman and the war being a catfight?

[yora]

Nazi girl pops up in Germany, she is a big strong nasty piece of work who bitch slaps the fuck out of a bunch of smaller weaker central and western European girls who don't really want a fight, she gets some other scared girls to back her up (Italy,  Romania etc) and together they start pushing a Russian girl about, but the Russian keeps getting up again and eventually the Nazi girls girls start to get tired punching this Russian who won't stay down, at this point a British, Canadian and American girl arrive, pick up the French one and start kicking the Nazi girls too.

Not exactly a full academic history of WWII, but it's a start.

[yora]

I'll have a go at WW1,

A French girl and a British girl tag up on a German girl and Austro-Hungarian girl (the Axis)  They stand in a big circle pulling each others hair, a now bald Russian woman quit earlier.  An American arrives and wants to get in on this so she grabs the both the axis girls hair and starts pulling.  They all realise this is silly and stop and agree to never do it again. 

[rozczochrany]

Hehehe. I like it.   
Modern times. Jewish girl because she got the biggest beating, he decides to learn self-defense. Since there is no place to live, enters the apartment of the Arab girl beats her and make her his bitch. Then she declares that since she won, she will live in apartment. Arab girl tries to throw the intruder out of the house, but when the two are fighting, pal Jewish woman from the US helps a Jewish girl, beating and pulling hair Arab woman when she is at the top. And every time an Arab girl gets a beating. Arab girl who was so far peaceful undergoing spiritual transformation. She becomes frustration and aggressive. She states: "I will kill all the bitches!". To be continued.

[tropic55]

Wow did not know how much you all know about History. Amazing

[luffy316]

all great. I will also accept women's wrestling metaphors

[rozczochrany]

Since the Arab girl knows that she is technically weaker in boxing and wrestling, she decides that it will apply the dirty techniques of attack on sensitive tits and pussy. Soon she becomes the terror of other girls who can not defend themselves against such violent attacks. Although after some fights Arab girl ends with losing face bruised, her rival long cure sore tits and pussy.

[tfsaraGG]

This is the funniest thing I think I've ever seen!

[dfoulup]

Great idea and some very imaginative answers!

[Brunette Power]

Very cool thread!

[rozczochrany]

After another beating Arab girl understand that she has  look for a new better place to live. Preferably one where the girls do not know how to fight and she will be the biggest bitch forcing others into submission. And because her can not afford to rent and do not want to work, she pushed the home German and French girls. German girl remembered her grandmother, who was the best in a catfight over the estate but terribly abused the vanquished rivals. That's why she never wanted to be like her grandmother, and she never learned to fight. French girl was always cowardly as her ancestors. Therefore, the two girls stated that they will do the best to immediately let an Arab girl to the house and will do her cum to orgasm whenever she wants it. They agree that this will also be her house, and that it will be to live there for free.
I laughed of this, if not for the fact that I live in the house next door and I hear sometimes Arab girl kicking in the door of my house, when she returns to her new home. If I get pissed off this bitch know what a real catfight! But then it will be like the most brutal catfight on a poor estate in the US on youtube.

[luffy316]

also might have been another thread, but remember seeing some political cartoons with mud wrestling involved explaining some older war