Lady Hercules story: ideas needed!

[luffy316]

alright, so here's what I'm thinking. After being asked to write a similar story, I'm considering something of a sexualized labors of Hercules thing. The daughter of Hera is set with some quests to be done in her name, often with sexy results if not various catfights. Main thing is, there's some that work, but lots that don't for a female Hercules story. I'm looking to you, the audience, for any ideas. Feel free to get gross or weird, because 1. I may or may not accept them anyway, and 2. Greeks were fucked up. Especially their heroes. Their heroes tend to come in various degrees of badass, rapey, and magical, and every so often, usually if it's convenient to them, they do good shit for people.

So what there is built into Hercules. I'm willing to ditch, change, and replace them as needed:
Slay a magic lion
slay a hydra
catch a magic stag
catch a giant boar
Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
slay some fucked up birds
capture a magic bull
steal man-eating horses from a monster
Obtain the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons (this one kinda writes itself)
Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon.
Steal the apples of the Hesperides.
Capture and bring back Cerberus.

Basic thoughts are Hercula/Herana, Hera's kid and Hercules' jealous half-sister, gets forced into doing whatever tasks a pervy old king can come up with to prove she's worthy of becoming goddess. Cue various wrestling, lesbian sex, and general fights and displays of power. swapping genders around as needed. any thoughts?

[tyneetina]

Theres a podcast that covered the Herc story. Myths and legends pod cast .What kind of twist are you thinking? Who will be the jobber ? I'm hoping you do a she hulk beat down story .

[luffy316]

well mostly anything to excuse the lady herc to seduce bitches, make kind of a brutish ass of herself, and fight things, gods and people that would be remotely close. wrestle down some local champion, fight a lady minotaur, steal a titan's panties, or the like

[The Italian]

Ok, just some random ideas.

Slay a magic lion: she has to steal a sacred lioness owned by an African warrior queen.

slay a hydra: the hydra is a lizard woman with nine tails and each one of them ends with a penis

catch a magic stag: the stag is a prince who refuses to fulfill his vow to marry one of Hera priestess. The prince is guarded by an army of warrior women

Clean the Augean stables in a single day: a female swamp demon took possession of one of Hera temples filling it with fetid mud . Mudfight anyone?

[SwordKing]

Titbox with Helen of Troy.

[luffy316]

Titbox with Helen of Troy.

"Face that launched a thousand ships? Well she ain't pretty no more."


seriously though, loving the ideas, guys!

[blondepunisher]

I like the ideas posted by The Italian.
Yes, they can be converted into good stories.

[cager]

how about have her Cestus Fight a Male Champion and Claim his Lady afterwards? Dan

[ashleysexfighter]

You do know the stag was the sacred animal of Diana/artemis the goddess of the hunting and the moon right.  So maybe to capture it he has to face the goddess herself

[gene smith]

who knows ?

[The Italian]

Other ideas.

Lady Hercules has to defeat the goddess Aphrodite in a sexfight in order to retrieve from her the golden apple she won after the judgement of Paris.
She has to "wear out" the 10.000 Immortals of the Persian Army without fighting them
The indian goddess Kali has claimed that indian warriors are stronger and braver than greeks, so Lady Hercules has to endure an entire day of torture and humiliation at the hands of Kali herself to prove greek warriors bravey.

[luffy316]

boxing a female Hades or some champion of the underworld came to mind, and having to fight a lady minotaur in a maze of thorns while naked

[SwordKing]

Titbox with Helen of Troy.

"Face that launched a thousand ships? Well she ain't pretty no more."


seriously though, loving the ideas, guys!

I was thinking more like this...

"Box Helen of Troy? That's no great test. Sure, she can give me a decent fight. She's also half-god. But I can still lay her out with my fists within the hour. Two at the most."

"...Except neither of you will be allowed to use your fists."

[goredsox]

How about you write another Sarah story (female vs female one sided beatdown) with Sarah getting her sexy ass kicked....

[boobytrap]

How about instead of slaying birds they're Harpies. Those Half women half bird monsters, she would actually fail to kill them but end up being
taken to their nest and being "fed". by that I mean breast feeding not regurgitation.