Ronda Rousey beats up your favorite annoying celebrity.

Started by Mike82, June 13, 2015, 11:34:39 PM

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Mike82

Ronda Rousey steps in the ring, she's pissed.  Too many celebrities have been talking smack and its time for her to lay the smackdown.  With her presense in the ring, you know someone is jobbing hard.  Which celebrity do you absolutely hate, or just want to see get completely dominated physically by Ms. Rousey?  I'm thinking a match were Ronda relies more on her superior strength to dominate the competition.  

For example, just imagine Rousey choke slamming Taylor Swift through a table or picks up Kim K like a rag doll and applies the torture rack to her?  Or how about just squeezing the life out of someone in a bearhug.  It would be awesome.

Who should she fight?

Ronda Rousey kicking ass in Furious 7: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJIy1im2vhU

Mike82

Beyonce's a big girl, but Ronda's stronger.  Grrrr.  Ronda would suplex, and then body slam her, and grab her in a side headlock as she punches her in the face repeatedly.  Ronda beats that ass so hard!  Then she would drag the barely conscious Beyonce around the ring by her hair.

Ginny38

Seriously?

You'd need an entire new thread just to list all the "annoying" celebrities, with sub-threads for "merely generally annoying"; "most hated annoying"; "least liked annoying"; "Kardashian annoying"....then you got the "blond annoying"; "brunette annoying"; "redhead annoying"....or what about, "under 25 annoying"; "under 30 annoying"; "movie actress annoying"; "TV actress annoying"; "singer annoying"; "no-talent bimbo annoying" (yes, I mean you Kendra!); and so on and so on!!

Lord-a-mercy, Miss Ronda's gonna have her hands full!!

I'd prefer to have someone come up with two lists: "annoyers" and "removal specialists". Draw lots and pair them up, then hold a tournament to see which "removal specialist" ends up on the top of the heap.

Kinda like a "Dancing On The Graves Of The Stars" extravaganza.

CLINK! CLINK! (the sound of my 2 cents hitting the collection plate)

Mike82

Or maybe Ronda has herself a gauntlet.  The next competitors look all frightened at her display of power as she tosses her opponent around the ring, knowing they're next.

Or maybe she fights them all at once? She picks one of them up and throws them at the other women, knocking them all down.

Knicks

How about Paige Van Zant. Hot new MMA fighter who is getting everyone's attention and Ronda does. It like it and takes her out.

speed

Love to see her beat the living daylights out of Rihanna. I'm talking total destruction leaving RiRi completly naked, her small tits scratched and bleeding and her pussy snatched bald..Speed

Sandman13

Ever hear of the old rat terriers who were set loose on a group of rats? The winner of the terriers were the ones that killed the most rats in a certain amount of time. (Those people had some weird hobbies, admittedly.) But what if you took Ronda and another tough woman and set them each loose on a crowd of annoying celebrities to see who could knock out the most in, say, 15 minutes?

cager

I would Enjoy the Spectacle of Ronda Rousey Beating Jessica Simpson to a Bloody Pulp in the Cage! Can You Picture how Badly Jessica Would Get Pussy Whipped? Dan

de Trixah

Quote from: Sandman13 on June 15, 2015, 02:43:48 AM
Ever hear of the old rat terriers who were set loose on a group of rats? The winner of the terriers were the ones that killed the most rats in a certain amount of time. (Those people had some weird hobbies, admittedly.) But what if you took Ronda and another tough woman and set them each loose on a crowd of annoying celebrities to see who could knock out the most in, say, 15 minutes?


That would be a spectacle to watch!!!  :D ;D

Firefly

Hands down Gwyneth Paltrow...and what a one sided thrashing it would be.  ;D

T aka Tony

Hmmmm Jennifer Aniston, Kaley and Britney for starts! And Ronda does it slowly as she tortures their sexy bods! lol

Cheers!
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Cheers!

GoldenGirl

Quote from: Mike82 on June 14, 2015, 01:15:00 AM
Or maybe Ronda has herself a gauntlet.  The next competitors look all frightened at her display of power as she tosses her opponent around the ring, knowing they're next.

Or maybe she fights them all at once? She picks one of them up and throws them at the other women, knocking them all down.

mm, a wonderful update of the time-honoured pastime of skittles....or tenpin bowling.

GG

mille

Ronda Rousey beats the hell out of Scarlett Johansson in a cage fight and leave her out cold and topless.

What about that ?