AMAZONIA... and the Arena!! Play place for capable catfighters.

[stormbolt7]

FIGHTINGBROOK ... Catfighting pirate leader. Beautiful, battling, and catfighting on the high seas.

LYANNAPELON ... Beautiful, and impressive leader of the arena catfighters.

SERENA77 ... Leader of the free catfighting mercenaries. In and around Amazonia. Lovely lady, with claws for hire.

IRENECATFIGHTER ... Sexy spy, whose allegiances are still not fully known at this time. For or against forces of Amazonia.

[Michelle]

Official Proclamation from the Office of The Empress Michelle!

Be It Known!

All forces aligning themselves against the lawful authority in the Kingdom of Amazonia (errrr...that would be me...and it really is...all about ME!)
.....and therefore against the people of Amazonia...and just really anyone in general who we deem a pain in da ass that day......

Will be dealt with according to our laws, customs, whims and fetishes!  It also will depend a heck of a lot on our mood that day!  We also declare the month of April to be  (drum roll) "Open Season on "Free Catfighting Mercenaries" Month!!  YAY!!!

It has come to our attention that the so-called "free catfighting mercenaries" (hereafter to be referred to as "miserable sluts") have declared themselves as a lawful authority in Amazonia!  They are hereby proclaimed enemies of the state (that means they are no longer on Da Empress Michelle's Christmas card list!  And you know what that means?  No more of those really great fruitcakes we send out every year!)....and of the people of Amazonia!  They are therefore "WANTED" and will be dealt with in the harshest possible terms! (1)

I encourage all citizens to be wary....and be vigilant....(hey dudes and dudettes!...just watch the fuck out!)

This mercenary group has robbed and kidnapped lawful citizens and these heinous acts will be dealt with strongly and swiftly!

The outlaw Serena will be dealt with and we will again have peace in Amazonia!!(2)  It is the only option for our people and it is my solemn duty and pledge to see that peace is restored and maintained for the betterment of our society and people.  I call on the people of Amazonia for their help!
In other words bitches, we need some snitches!  Remember, Da Empress Michelle pays well!  A free trip weekend in the Palace for every mercenary turned in!!!

Should the mercenaries decide to obey the laws of our Kingdom and stop being punks, skanks and low class hookers....we would welcome them into our midst!  We only can allow high class hookers in Amazonia!  We have to have some standards!!  It's what sets us apart from those low life Greeks!

God Bless Amazonia and Da Empress Michelle!!

per order by her majesty and most hottest!

Da Empress Michelle
Sovereign Authority of The Kingdom of Amazonia and any place else us beotches decide conquer!

(1) for those uninitiated to the laws of Amazonia, "harshest possible terms" is some really bad shit!
(2) this usually means brought before me and stripped naked and have to spend the night in the palace with me, maybe even the weekend!

[Michelle]

it looks like the Empress may have an ally

[stormbolt7]

Now it begins to show .. the lovely Irene's alliances and who she wishes to follow...

Not hard to understand as Michelle is crafty, smart, and very capable catfighting!! She is Da Empress!!

Empress Michelle making herself known on rivals against her rule, and throne!!

Coming very soon .. YET another new faction to be discovered.. In an ALL blonde poll event... Coming in a few weeks!!

You not paying attention.. Give the Empress a HAIL EMPRESS MICHELLE!!  You don't have to.. YET your Empress kicking your ass, says you should want to!!

HAIL DA EMPRESS!!

Storm

[ThePurpleVixen]

Damn it, you gave the highly desirable pirate queen role to some chick who's not even HALF as swashbuckling as me!

Fine.  I demand to be Grand Vizier!  After all, I DO advise Michelle.

[Michelle]

Its possible after our soon to be much storied assault on Port Royal....

The oft misquoted...often imitated....never duplicated....Pilates Captain....errrr.....Pirate Captain....Michelle.....

May be in need of some new captains...CEO's....COO's......only those of an alternate reality need apply

[Candy123]

PICK ME! PICK ME! Michelle.

[stormbolt7]

Damn it, you gave the highly desirable pirate queen role to some chick who's not even HALF as swashbuckling as me!

Fine.  I demand to be Grand Vizier!  After all, I DO advise Michelle.

Hmmm could definately see the Purple vixen as a sexy sorceress maybe??  Think we need to find the right place in Amazonia for this catty lady.
She is more than welcome to a drink in the Classy Tramps tavern for startes!!

Storm

[ThePurpleVixen]

Hmmm could definately see the Purple vixen as a sexy sorceress maybe??

I still want to be a Vizier ... but I'm willing to accept being a sorceress, also.  As long as I get one of those cool hooded robes and not one of the lame pointy hats.

Plunging neckline optional.

[Michelle]

That I, Empress Michelle the First, do hereby as a result of the conquering the Eastern tribes (known to many as Persia)

Appoint As Vizier, as is my RIGHT as Shahanshah (Queen of Queens)  Empress of the Persian Empire Her New Royal Highness

                                                                           "The PurpleVixen"

                                                  And we anoint her – Megan The First Lord Protectorate

With her Majaesty Da Empress Michelle's fervent desire to continue the Achaemead dynasty, who unified Persia and created a vast intercontinental empire, as well as rulers of succeeding dynasties throughout history.

The Achaemenids thereafter consolidated areas firmly under their control. It was Crus and Darius who, by sound and farsighted administrative planning, brilliant military maneuvering, and a humanistic world view, established the greatness of the Achaemenids and, in less than thirty years, raised them from an obscure tribe to a world power.

It is out desire that much of this continue while removing the threat on our eastern frontier.

I hereby proclaim today, April 13 2014, to be a day of celebration amongst our peoples throughout the Empire.  As a result, cool hooded robes will be given out to all citizens, along with various other trinkets!

As so ordered by her Highness Michelle the First, Shahanshah and Most Supreme Hottie

[ThePurpleVixen]

I hereby proclaim today, April 13 2014, to be a day of celebration amongst our peoples throughout the Empire.  As a result, cool hooded robes will be given out to all citizens, along with various other trinkets!

As so ordered by her Highness Michelle the First, Shahanshah and Most Supreme Hottie

See, these are the kinds of proclamations that made people still know the names of Alexander, Charlemagne and Napoleon.

Let me but see your noble ring, o divine wonder of the Heavens whom angels shy from, ashamed of their want of your beauty - let me but see your ring, your merest bauble, the trailing hem of your marvelous ermine ... and I shall kiss it in fealty.

Really, put anything you want near my lips, and I'll kiss the steamy everloving fealty out of it.

[Michelle]

[stormbolt7]

THE ORACLE ....... Steps from the mists ..... A serene look on her face, as she takes note.  She will not reveal the full future.

Yet let it be known by the oracle .......

The PURPLE VIXEN .... Now to be known as Purple vixen, and sorceress of the Oracle .... Now also advisor, and confidant to DA Empress Michelle.

The thieves guild ... is alive and thriving!! 
Pirates catfight and ply the coasts .... 
The arena catfighters have their leader ....
Catfighting free mercenaries roam the kingdom.
Sexy slaves and spies appear, yet for who's benefit?

Blonde Norse catfighters arriving .....  BATTLE for queen now going on ...
http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php/topic,39795.0.html




Amazonia armies and navy ready for catfighting or full combat .....  YET a few more factions still to be revealed ..

A mistress or master puppeteer ... maybe at times like a sultry black widow... Empress Michelle pulls strings, and weaves webs of intrigues, to keep her kingdom intact!!

As the realm of Amazonia grows .... Friends.. foes.. allies and always....
Magic, the story of Amazonia, and the Oracle ...... go ever on!!

Storm

[ThePurpleVixen]

The PURPLE VIXEN .... Now to be known as Purple vixen

I just hope people don't get confused by the name change.

[Michelle]

The PURPLE VIXEN .... Now to be known as Purple vixen

I just hope people don't get confused by the name change.

I have the same problem....DA Empress....or Da Empress?

Its all so confusing...I better go in the rabbit hole and consult my Underworld advisors....Door Mouse and White Rabbit....maybe smoke ....something...