The Silk Stockings Girls Lounge

[BustyTiffany35]

Oh, cool! It's a pic of Heidi getting ready to swallow the whole Silks roster OINK OINK or whatever sounds a hippo makes, I don't know I am a bubbleheaded blonde... maybe they say moo moo!





It's always so fascinating watching Silks lose all the time

OMG Tiffany! You taste great darling...need a little salt!!

We're really running this "Quoting" thing right into the ground... 

[BustyTiffany35]

*Holding my gorgeous Thai princess as I step in front of her, facing the jealous Tramps, shielding Thai with my big butt* Look you witches! LEAVE MAY ALONE!!!  

I'm so sorry you have to deal with this darling! If you notice, my butt smells and you might pass out soon from noxious fumes

Wow!  LMFAO!

Ya found that funny? Yeesh, sure doesn't take a lot to make ya laugh...

Hey Junkee, since ya like funny stuff, wanna hear a joke?

Eva.

Wanna hear another joke?

The Tramps are better than the Silks.

LMAO right? Right?  

[BustyTiffany35]

*Holding my gorgeous Thai princess as I step in front of her, facing the jealous Tramps, shielding Thai with my big butt* Look you witches! LEAVE MAY ALONE!!!  

I'm so sorry you have to deal with this darling! If you notice, my butt smells and you might pass out soon from noxious fumes

Wow!  LMFAO!

Ya found that funny? Yeesh, sure doesn't take a lot to make ya laugh...

Hey Junkee, since ya like funny stuff, wanna hear a joke?

Eva.

Wanna hear another joke?

The Tramps are better than the Silks.

LMAO right? Right?  

Why did Tiffany TipToe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills   

How do you keep Tiffany busy?  write flip on both sides of a sheet of paper 

Why did Tiffany stick her Iphone in the blender?  She was trying to make apple juice 

Tiffany, Hide-Y and Stevie walk into a building... good grief, you think one of them would have seen it 

*Standing off to the side of the stage, surveying the quiet, embarrassed audience warily.*

"Well..that's Eva everybody! Let's all give her a round of applause!"

*Silence. You could hear a pin-drop, and two crickets fucking.*

"Err.. well, she'll be here all week! Sadly.." *under my breath* "Gawd damnit, why did someone think it was a good idea to show her the "Blonde Jokes for Dummies" website? Ugh.. um, be sure to tip your waitresses, folks!

[Jonica]

*shielding Thigh High Doll under my overlapping belly*

[BustyTiffany35]

they were good ones Eva  

Yeah, if you're like..10 years old.

Admittedly, I DID tip-toe past the sleeping pills once. Poor lil' guys, always workin' so hard, they deserved their rest

[BustyTiffany35]

*shielding Thigh High Doll under my overlapping belly*

Ew.

[Renee Loorden]

  Personally..I think you're ALL a bunch of losers! Gotta have some 'club' to back up those big mouths you all like to run....sissy-bitches...ALL of you, if you ask me. And, I need to send a 'special' shout out to the biggest ones...New Girl and that Lexi!!!!!!! HOLY crap! They CAN talk some trash!

[Jonica]

Heidi prepping for War Pussy.....

[Jonica]

if you ask me

We didn't.

[Jonica]

Heidi prepping for War Pussy.....

Time to shut your pie hole girl or step forward and I will do it for ya!

*hands Granny a Snickers*

You seem upset.

[Jonica]

Heidi prepping for War Pussy.....

Time to shut your pie hole girl or step forward and I will do it for ya!

*hands Granny a Snickers*

You seem upset.

Granny!  Oh the originality never ends. 

Well, I was going for a 1960's Beverley Hillbillies theme...something someone from your generation could relate to, but I see you are cutting edge.  Now, go away before you get hurt....

[Thai Doll May]

STOP IT!!! Stop making fun of me 

Heidi tell them to stop!!! 

*Holding my gorgeous Thai princess as I step in front of her, facing the jealous Tramps, shielding Thai with my skirts* Look you witches! LEAVE MAY ALONE!!! 

I'm so sorry you have to deal with this darling! If you notice, the Silky Lounge is now so busy with girls fighting...obviously all fighting for YOUR attention!

Thanks, Heidi!! I knew I could count on you to deal with these mean, nasty and cheap tramps. All I was trying to do was help them better themselves and be more like us. 

And don't listen to their pathetic jibes, you are waaaayyyy hotter than any of them can ever hope to be.

And Lisa you are right, these tramps sure do spend a lot of time over here. It's no secret why, they want to see how their betters live. They wish they were silk material like us.

[Kellicat]

Heidi prepping for War Pussy.....

Time to shut your pie hole girl or step forward and I will do it for ya!

your funny...just another delusional silky thinking they are all that  hehe
we are here so the rest of FCF doesn't listen to all the BS silkies  give out..please    haha

*hands Granny a Snickers*

You seem upset.

Granny!  Oh the originality never ends.  

Well, I was going for a 1960's Beverley Hillbillies theme...something someone from your generation could relate to, but I see you are cutting edge.  Now, go away before you get hurt....

Just trying to figure out why you like to hang out in the Silk lounge, could it be the smell in the Tramp camp, or that you are just homeless.

[Jonica]

Heidi prepping for War Pussy.....

Time to shut your pie hole girl or step forward and I will do it for ya!

*hands Granny a Snickers*

You seem upset.

Granny!  Oh the originality never ends. 

Well, I was going for a 1960's Beverley Hillbillies theme...something someone from your generation could relate to, but I see you are cutting edge.  Now, go away before you get hurt....

Just trying to figure out why you like to hang out in the Silk lounge, could it be the smell in the Tramp camp, or that you are just homeless.

I went into the Tramp Shack once and my feet stuck to the floor.  They said Junkee had just left, so that answered that.  Anyhoo, since you into being all nosy and such, I kinda like it here.  Heidi can't make me leave, and the rabble following her is just sad.  Therefore, they are good for a laugh or two....

[laurie breeze]

Heidi prepping for War Pussy.....

Time to shut your pie hole girl or step forward and I will do it for ya!

*hands Granny a Snickers*

You seem upset.

Granny!  Oh the originality never ends. 

Well, I was going for a 1960's Beverley Hillbillies theme...something someone from your generation could relate to, but I see you are cutting edge.  Now, go away before you get hurt....

Just trying to figure out why you like to hang out in the Silk lounge, could it be the smell in the Tramp camp, or that you are just homeless.

I went into the Tramp Shack once and my feet stuck to the floor.  They said Junkee had just left, so that answered that.  Anyhoo, since you into being all nosy and such, I kinda like it here.  Heidi can't make me leave, and the rabble following her is just sad.  Therefore, they are good for a laugh or two....

The Tramp Shack had a height requirement sign by the door that left me out in the cold. But that's cool.    It's a lotta fun popping into the Silky Lounge, rattling Heidi's chains 'n getting her worked up, stomping her foot all huffy 'n sulky 'n pouty. It's so easy too...just like Heidi! I love being a free agent with the freedom to come 'n go, not being tied down....don't get me wrong, I'm a GirlyGirl 4 Life but being able to fly in on the Breeze zinging Heidi rocks too!! You can take that to the bank!

hugggzzz 'n xoxo

~L~