Alifightz Vs KateA - The Devil In Heels: Halloween ain’t over yet!!!!

[lexibabe]

what a match, and what a quandary

who to cheer on

the red rockem, sockem robot,

or the blue rockem, sockem robot

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

The sound of Ali shrieking is becoming my new favourite thing, in fact when this is over and I've kicked the skank's ass! I'm totally going to ask her to shriek for me, as it would make the perfect alert for any text messages or what's app messages I get. However that's a job for later, in the here and now I watch that bitch Ali like a hawk. I see her make the decision to remove her thong and I have to admit; that's probably a good call.

Gingerly and carefully I extract my thong from myself and slide it down and off my legs and then hurl it into the rose bushes. Speaking of the rose bushes I would like to apologise to the grounds gardener now; as everything tonight is getting thrown into the rose bushes. But then you say some that makes my ears perk up:

"Oh you hate smug, do you? Well you're really going to hate the way I look when I'm standing over what's left of you when we're done here.  Too bad you won't get to Bangkok, sweet imp."

My mind wanders and I mutter to myself

"Arhh Bangkok, that magical place where Ali can legally <The Censor just died of a heart attack censoring this!> with my horns"

I look glum at the thought of no Bangkok. Still as me and Ali sit in the mud and pouring rain, I try to lighten to moment. Yes I know, it's an odd thought and thing to do in the middle of a catfight but I'm not your average bitch. I turn to Ali and with perfect comic timing I say:

"Did you hear Lexibabe is starting a fashion blog? I said perfect, it can double as a warning label. Lexibabe also asked me the other day if this dress made her look cheap? I said no babe, the dress had help!"

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

what a match, and what a quandary

who to cheer on

the red rockem, sockem robot,

or the blue rockem, sockem robot

Come on Lexibabe, you know I love you and I'm your bestie

PS

You probably shouldn't read my post above this one

[Alifightz]

And with my own perfect comic timing I say. "Who?"  then the infernal i-pod jumps in, adding a rimshot.  "Is that the girl with the jet black hair?" I ask.  Did she design Chistina's dress, the one with pockets for C4 and blasting caps?"  I narrow my eyes at the imp.  Seems like she's stalling for time.  Guess she's waiting for the throbbing to back off also.  My mind drifts back to <censored by the old censor at the cost of his life>  It really is too bad about Bangkok.  Still twitchy fingers will not be denied and my bruise girl is still demanding revenge.  My fingers twitch as I watch Kate closely.  "So is your stand up routine popular in Hell?

[Erin Lee]

Wow oh wow, I've not commented on this diabolical poll up to now because i wanted to see if one or the other was getting on top. Well you've both had spells (spells, get it?) on top and spells on the bottom. You are both fabulous writers with a taste of the macabre. I don't have the first clue who i will vote for when the voting opens but i might just pop along, dig a Kate/Ali sized hole and roll the loser into it, actually, the way this fight is going, i'll make the hole big enough for two.

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Sat in the mud, I listen you intently. You ask about Lexibabe and her fashion designs and my stand up routine in hell. I nod along and reply:

*Giggle*

"No Ali, Lexibabe's design aesthetic is more leopard print meets exorcist style vomiting and bright red heels. She tends to avoid blasting caps and such...she has bad taste for sure, epic bad taste in fact! But she's not some third rate Bond villain with an exploding G-string fetish".

"Oh and let's just say this about my standup routine and whether or not it's popular in hell. Every time I try it, the big boss man sends me to the cell of a well known 1930's / 1940's dictator."

It's at this moment I have an epiphany, my stand up routine sucks - Lexibabe jokes are not cool! I look glum, while you giggle uncontrollably. Still this little break has been worth it, yes it cost the life of the censor "Old Man Withers" but that's a small price to pay. Besides I'm happy to report a new censor has joined the team - "Old Man Geoff"

I look up to the havens and call out:

"Heh Old man Geoff! I look forward to working with you. Me and Ali will try to not take up too much of your time".

Anyway with a new censor on board to deal with Ali's filth it's time to get this party started. And yes it is Ali's filth...as apparently I'm a good girl or so I was recently told

I rise up from the mud and face you, my eyes are cold and my expression is void of love - the fun is gone. I snarl at you, as I say:

"Get the fuck up you concubine whore!"

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Wow oh wow, I've not commented on this diabolical poll up to now because i wanted to see if one or the other was getting on top. Well you've both had spells (spells, get it?) on top and spells on the bottom. You are both fabulous writers with a taste of the macabre. I don't have the first clue who i will vote for when the voting opens but i might just pop along, dig a Kate/Ali sized hole and roll the loser into it, actually, the way this fight is going, i'll make the hole big enough for two.

I can see it all now...

Erin and Igor (Igor actually being Bella) arrive on a rickety old cart drawn by a beautiful white horse. Inside the cart is one shovel, a very comfy chair and a lot of gin. Erin instructs Igor (Bella) to unload while she searches for a good place to setup camp. Eventually Igor (Bella) sets up camp while Erin supervises her closely. With the camp setup Erin can at last start studying the fight and tediously get to work drinking the gin. While Igor (Bella) gets to play in the mud digging two holes, as Erin does all the hard work

And yes Bella...I'm sorry, so sorry. But you have a new nickname

Don't you Igor?

Muhaha...

Xoxo
Kate xx

[Bella13]

Wow oh wow, I've not commented on this diabolical poll up to now because i wanted to see if one or the other was getting on top. Well you've both had spells (spells, get it?) on top and spells on the bottom. You are both fabulous writers with a taste of the macabre. I don't have the first clue who i will vote for when the voting opens but i might just pop along, dig a Kate/Ali sized hole and roll the loser into it, actually, the way this fight is going, i'll make the hole big enough for two.

I can see it all now...

Erin and Igor (Igor actually being Bella) arrive on a rickety old cart drawn by a beautiful white horse. Inside the cart is one shovel, a very comfy chair and a lot of gin. Erin instructs Igor (Bella) to unload while she searches for a good place to setup camp. Eventually Igor (Bella) sets up camp while Erin supervises her closely. With the camp setup Erin can at last start studying the fight and tediously get to work drinking the gin. While Igor (Bella) gets to play in the mud digging two holes, while Erin does all the work

And yes Bella...I'm sorry, so sorry. But you have a new nickname

Don't you Igor?

Muhaha...

Xoxo
Kate xx

As Erin plays the "Good Doctor" the true hero of the story "Igor" played by a confused  Blonde bombshell Belladonna. Who only agreed to this for a ride and the chance to find out what happened during her blackout. Plus the cloak kept her dry. So she dug in the mud wondering if this was really better then following a rabbit deeper into the woods.

" hurry up with that hole I need the body fresh, and it doesn't get fresher then Kate flesh!"[/color]

Bella just digs muttering to herself about bitches and what she could do with her orders as she finishes the hole and lighting Crashes behind Erin who has her goggles down cackling like a mad woman. Bella does her part and climbs out of the hole and dances around the "mad doctor" as she begins to play. Trying to sooth the savage beast. Of course she can't play, but that is not in the evil toady rules. Its more do what your told, and eat a birch slap defending the doctor \boss. Which she would do pitchforks and torches.were someone else....

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

LOL, dont know how you got elected to dig holes Bella.  Just be thankful the ground is saturated.

Not true, if the ground is too wet (And it is) the sides of the hole will keep collapsing in on our beloved Igor

https://youtu.be/HWq5r7sQ2nE?si=FvxNnXwTrRwJ9WjY

Xoxo
Kate

[Alifightz]

Wow oh wow, I've not commented on this diabolical poll up to now because i wanted to see if one or the other was getting on top. Well you've both had spells (spells, get it?) on top and spells on the bottom. You are both fabulous writers with a taste of the macabre. I don't have the first clue who i will vote for when the voting opens but i might just pop along, dig a Kate/Ali sized hole and roll the loser into it, actually, the way this fight is going, i'll make the hole big enough for two.

Just remember to leave a few extra inches for the horns!     Oh and thanks for the tip about her tail.  It's coming in handy.   

[Alifightz]

LOL, dont know how you got elected to dig holes Bella.  Just be thankful the ground is saturated.

Not true, if the ground is too wet (And it is) the sides of the hole will keep collapsing in on our beloved Igor

https://youtu.be/HWq5r7sQ2nE?si=FvxNnXwTrRwJ9WjY

Xoxo
Kate  Did Rcik Astley end up in Hell?   

[Alifightz]

My giggles over your failed stand up career were not actually giggles they were gales of laughter.  I also suspect that this Lexibabe person may be responsible for Nyteshade's dress.  But then you stand up all cold the levity all gone.  My answering grin is feral as I rise up from the muck.  "oh the little Imp whore wants some more.  I got plenty left, sweetheart!"  We circle each other now hands up like claws slightly bent.  Our total nudity is adding a new dynamic to our already intense catfight.  Now I feel even more driven to ruin the bitch in front of me.  We snarl and spring at each other, our mush abused tits the target once more.  We claw at each other harder than ever.  I dig in around your nipples as you pinch down on mine.  I drive mt thumbnails up as before.  Our shrieks set all the dogs off again.  The new censor Geoff scrambles and decides this is above his pay grade.  I cry out as you twist the tit you just bruised with your kick. I curse your name and you very existence  and pull your tits in opposite directions as I fire a knee at your recently wedgied pussy.  The fight seems to have picked up in it's intensity now. 

[Nataliefightsyou]

Oh this is a good fight I love it hard luck a side

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Oh this is a good fight I love it hard luck a side

I'm glad you're enjoying this poll Natalie, for me these are the type of poll fights I enjoy most. Ones where we both give as good as each other and when the vote is finally revealed at the end, the winner can end things in a manner of her choosing. Much more exciting than watching a poll where the winner is already known within the first few days.

Anyway now's a good time to remind people that voting will open tomorrow

Xoxo
Kate

By the way Natalie...after this poll, shall we dance? *Giggle*

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

LOL, dont know how you got elected to dig holes Bella.  Just be thankful the ground is saturated.

Not true, if the ground is too wet (And it is) the sides of the hole will keep collapsing in on our beloved Igor

https://youtu.be/HWq5r7sQ2nE?si=FvxNnXwTrRwJ9WjY

Xoxo
Kate  Did Rcik Astley end up in Hell?   

Not yet...and the jury is out on his soul. But at the very least this song belongs there