Catfighting: The Great Bad Takes Thread :)

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

Ok, this is just a little fun. If you've ever heard a really bad take on the subject of catfighting or fighting in general, please post it here.

I shall start us of with a classic and one that's close to my heart:

Blondes Vs Brunette's - Blondes nearly always win

I don't understand how anyone can say this with a straight face. Let me be clear, hair colour is in no way a determining factor for a catfight or any sort of fight. This is nonsense of the highest order 

Xoxo
Kate

[_Ruslana_]

Ok, this is just a little fun. If you've ever heard a really bad take on the subject of catfighting or fighting in general, please post it here.

I shall start us of with a classic and one that's close to my heart:

Blondes Vs Brunette's - Blondes nearly always win

I don't understand how anyone can say this with a straight face. Let me be clear, hair colour is in no way a determining factor for a catfight or any sort of fight. This is nonsense of the highest order 

Xoxo
Kate

It's true, I have 4 wins in a fight against brunettes (of which I beat the same bitch twice) and no losses.
Not true - The taller and heavier bitch always wins.
Not true - The bitch who looks like the dominant alpha bitch (biker outfit, typical metalhead girl and similar) always wins.
Not true - A typical glamorous bimba girl always loses.

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

It's true, I have 4 wins in a fight against brunettes (of which I beat the same bitch twice) and no losses.

Ruslana

Come on now, be honest! Your hair colour had nothing to do with those four victories. You could dye your hair blue and still kick those skank's arses. But please don't, your blonde hair is really rather beautiful.

Xoxo
Kate

[Hairpullfan]

At least in street fights:  That hair pulling is pussy-shit.

C'mon, it's the most beautiful thing as far as I'm concerned

[Andy67]

Ok, this is just a little fun. If you've ever heard a really bad take on the subject of catfighting or fighting in general, please post it here.

I shall start us of with a classic and one that's close to my heart:

Blondes Vs Brunette's - Blondes nearly always win

I don't understand how anyone can say this with a straight face. Let me be clear, hair colour is in no way a determining factor for a catfight or any sort of fight. This is nonsense of the highest order 

Xoxo
Kate

It's true, I have 4 wins in a fight against brunettes (of which I beat the same bitch twice) and no losses.
Not true - The taller and heavier bitch always wins.
Not true - The bitch who looks like the dominant alpha bitch (biker outfit, typical metalhead girl and similar) always wins.
Not true - A typical glamorous bimba girl always loses.

I'm also in the camp who says blondes usually beat brunettes. Of course it isn't because of the hair color, but they do just seem to win more often than not.

I agree with your last point as well, in fact, I think typical bimbo girls usually win.

[Bry-]

Blondes do win most of the time. I think some people even collected numbers on this independently, and I believe they consistently came in the 66%-80% range. Of course, this is not due to the hair color but could be because of factors that correlate with hair color. For example, blondes can be more confident, on average, taller, richer, etc. To find the actual reasons, you need rigorous academic studies. I don't think academics are interested in doing this type of research, and I am not even sure if it is a good use of researchers' time and limited funding.

[Broken Valkyrie]

I think it has to do with the attitude of the woman rather than the hair color, using my own personal experiences I'm a 5'10 ft brunette and Ive had  6 fights against blondes and I've gotten beaten up very badly all 6 times but those blondes where confident and very sure of themselves, and I've also seen the opposite my girlfriend is 5'9 ft blonde and just a couple of weeks ago she was beaten to a pulp by a very confident and busty brunette, also my sister in law is a 5'3 ft slim brunette and I've seen her beat up a big blonde within and inch of her life, my sister in law is also a very confident and strong willed woman, so like I said I think it's more about the attitude than hair color, blondes tend to be more confident and strong willed that's probably why they win more but when they encounter a confident and strong willed brunette it's a toss up.

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

I was wondering if anyone has any bad takes to add to this thread?

[Olga]

Are you serious? Do you keep track of your competitors' hair color? I never thought about that until I read this thread 

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

People around here have some really funny ideas about hair colour.

However Olga, what bad takes have you heard about fighting?

[KateA - The Devil In Heels]

I heard a theory that girls born under the sign of Scorpio have the advantage in a fight. Hmm, well, and if they're also blonde, that makes them invincible 

Nah...that just makes them narcissistic bitches!

[watchembox]

 When we were kids in about 7th or 8th grade a bunch of us kids got one of the guys  older sister to  talk about girl fights very quickly, she said the bitch with the biggest tits was tougher.

[Rgh37]

My blonde college girlfriend was a good athlete and played soccer.  So when she fought my brunette ex who didn't do anything athletic I was sure she would dominated the ex.  I couldn't have been more wrong.  My ex kicked my blonde GF's ass and I had to pull her off my GF. 

Then a week or so later my GF's friend, another brunette, and I were talking and when I told her I was surprised my GF lost she told me my GF is a wimp.  We debated that and yadda, yadda, yadda her and my GF ended up wrestling on a trampoline at a friend's house and she was right.  She dominated my GF forcing her to submit to a hammerlock then schoolgirl pinning her and taunting her.  So in my experiences I haven't seen it play out that blondes always win.

[snw]

My blonde college girlfriend was a good athlete and played soccer.  So when she fought my brunette ex who didn't do anything athletic I was sure she would dominated the ex.  I couldn't have been more wrong.  My ex kicked my blonde GF's ass and I had to pull her off my GF. 

Then a week or so later my GF's friend, another brunette, and I were talking and when I told her I was surprised my GF lost she told me my GF is a wimp.  We debated that and yadda, yadda, yadda her and my GF ended up wrestling on a trampoline at a friend's house and she was right.  She dominated my GF forcing her to submit to a hammerlock then schoolgirl pinning her and taunting her.  So in my experiences I haven't seen it play out that blondes always win.

Wondering how your gf took the two loses especially with you watching? Also when your gf and ex fought did your ex taunt her or try to seduce you afterwards. Sounds like all the girls may have been aware that catfights were a turn on for you. The winners act as if they knew that beating your gf turned you on?  These type matchups are my favorite kind. For whatever reason I always want the girl fighting the girlfriend or wife to win and try to make sure that it turned on their man watching her kick their ass. Especially if she has a better body than the gf/wife. I would love to know but if not I enjoyed your post!

[Olga]

I really find it strange to hear people seriously discussing the influence of hair color on the outcome of a fight.

If you shave your head bald, it really helps, then your rival won't be able to grab your hair 

I can say that the advantage in weight and strength is not always the decisive factor in a fight. I will not give examples of martial arts, where experience and knowledge of technique can bring victory over a physically stronger opponent. I'll tell you about my cousin.

Her name is Marina. She's 5 feet 5 inches tall, quite slender—I'd even call her skinny—but she has beautiful breasts. She has dark hair and dark gray eyes. She never played sports, but she never lost a fight. Before she got married and settled down, she fought a lot. These were real girl fights, with nails and hair pulling. She didn't win every fight; some had controversial outcomes, and others were left unfinished because the combatants were pulled apart. But she never lost. Even when her opponent was on top, Marina didn't give in, she never gave in. Her eyes remained dry, and her nails tore at her rival's face. She won thanks to her iron will. It was her strong character that allowed her to endure pain and withstand blows. (Although, perhaps it was because she was born under the sign of Scorpio  )
I myself saw how bigger and stronger girls would burst into tears when she dug her nails into their faces. There were no rules in such fights. The girls would punch and kick each other, pull hair, scratch and pinch, roll on the ground and bite. And in such fights, Marina was a true queen.