Lynda Carter v Farrah Fawcett-Majors

[Dan Zone43]

Lynda Carter v Farrah Fawcett

December 1979, Palm Springs California.   Lynda Carter entered the country club looking amazing!  Khaki shorts that showed off her long beautiful legs, a blue button down blouse unbuttoned just right to show off her incredible cleavage.  She looks around at all the millionaires and celebrities that frequent this high-end club.  That's when she saw him.  Lee Majors!  What a hunk! Sitting alone at a table in his gym shorts, zipper track jacket zipped down to show off his manly hairy chest.  Lynda unbuttons another button showing even more cleavage and walks up to him.  "Is this seat taken?"  She asked the Six Million Dollar Man star.  "Please sit, Lynda."  Lee replied.  Lynda waved over a waiter and ordered a wine and another beer for Lee. 

They had known each other for a while and caught up with what is going on in their lives.  Neither could keep their eyes off the others chest.  Lee told a funny story making Lynda laugh she 'accidentally' puts her hand on Lee's muscular thigh; she gave it a squeeze and a little rub just inches from Lee's crotch.  Lee seemed to enjoy that.   That is just the time when Lee's wife Farrah Fawcett-Majors showed up dressed in a white tennis skirt and top, she looked awesome.   "What the hell are you doing with your hand on my husband's thigh, bitch?"  It was no secret that the Major's were having marital problems there were lots of rumors of who was to blame but that's for the tabloids to report.   "I'm just catching up with my sexy friend, Farrah."  Lynda explained.   "Well get your hands off of him...or else!"  Farrah said loudly for all to hear.  "Or else, what.  Bitch!"  Lynda pushed Farrah.   

Farrah grabbed Lynda's hair, Lynda grabbed Farrah's, both began to pull!  Lee was loving this, 2 beautiful women fighting over him.  Some of the staff and the club manager broke the two up.  He brought both women to another room, Lee came with them.  "Ladies I understand there is a problem between both of you? Well, we cannot have it in public.  We do happen to have a padded floor in a room in the basement that we use if guests want to...settle things.  If that's what you'd like to do I can arrange this.  But it also means that some invited guests get to watch."  The manager said.  Both women having had fights before, Lynda just recently beat Catherine Bach and Farrah beat Rachel Welch agreed to this.  It was going to be settled late in the evening after most guests (not the invited guests for the fight) left for the night.  In the fight room almost a dozen guests waited for the fight.  The audience was made up of young and old, men and women including Lana Turner who had some fights here in her past, those that around still remember her 1961 fight v Judy Garland.  Lynda and Farrah were led in and to different dressing rooms so they didn't interact with each other.    They changed into their agreed fight attire and the manager went over the rules for the fight with each fighter. "There will be no biting or joint bending, we don't want broken bones.  Hair pulling,  slapping and punching is allowed, after all this is a fight.  Both of you have expressed mauling of each others breasts but not your vaginas.    Good luck to you and may the best woman win."  The manager concluded. 

At the right time both women are led into the fight room.  They recognized some of the guests.  Both women's nerves were on high.  Both came out at the same time in the clubs luxurious bath robes.  The two fighters met on the mats they were about 15 feet apart.   The club's manager went to the center of the mats.   "Farrah and Lynda are here tonight to settle a score for you.   Now if you'll disrobe we'll begin."   Both women took their robes off revealing themselves topless in just bikini style panties.  Slowly the circled each other, their beautiful breasts swaying as they moved.   Farrah struck first with a wild left hook that caught Lynda on her boob!  "Oohh!"   Lynda cursed as her boob stung.   Lynda leapt at the Charlie's Angels star reaching for her blonde hair but Farrah ducked to the side and threw a kick into Wonder Woman's belly.  Farrah got in close to Lynda grabbed her by the waist and judo throws her to the floor!  Lynda landed with an "Ummmffff!"  Farrah was on top of her in seconds.  While it looked like blonde, Farrah, was getting the better of brunette, Lynda, it was the Wonder Woman star that started to take control of the Charlie's Angels star on the ground.    Lynda grabbed Farrah by the hair and started to twist Farrah's neck in ways it shouldn't!   Farrah tried to release Lynda's grip in her hair but couldn't!   So Farrah slammed her fist, twice, deep into Lynda's belly!  "Fucking, uuuggghhh, bitch!"  Lynda muttered.  With a surge of adrenaline Lynda from her knees Lynda leapt forward tackling Farrah to the mats.   The two fighters wrestled for control of the other for minutes.  They pulled hair they occasional slap or punch but mostly wrestling.    Lynda managed a headlock on the blonde!  Lynda squeezed and twisted Farrah's head with all her strength!   Farrah slapped and punched away at Lynda's side with no swing room the blows had little effect.  Farrah,  desperate,  reached and grabbed hold of Lynda's tit!   The Angel's star dug her fingers into and twisted Lynda's boob!  Both women were grunting and groaning in pain as they struggled!  The look of pain was all over Lynda's face her boob felt like it was one fire!   Lynda loosened her headlock on Farrah so she could spin a bit and launch a flurry of slaps and punches to Farrah's face.   This caused Farrah to let go of Lynda's boob to defend herself.   

Both Hollywood stars bent straight up but still on their knees and traded punches and slaps to the head,  face and body!   Farrah caught Lynda square on the cheek with a hook punch that sent the Wonder Woman sideways to the ground!   Farrah was now in control!   Farrah leapt on top of Lynda slapping, punching and out wrestling the brunette.   Farrah put a leg scissors on Lynda's ribs and squeezed!   Farrah was in range of Lynda's boobs so she would also slap, grad or twist Lynda's boob when she could.    After every tit torcher Farrah did Lynda would cry out in pain!   Lynda's tits were glowing red and raw from the punishment!   This went on for minutes.   Lynda wasn't able to escape as hard as she tried.   

"OK, ok, stop!"   Lynda cried out, tears in her eyes.   "I fucking give!"   Farrah slapped Lynda's tits twice more as hard as she could, Lynda's tits were now showing small bleeding areas.   Farrah got up slowly the consequences of the fight also showing on her.   Red marks from Lynda's punches and slaps all over her body, her once famous hair was a disheveled mess...but she won!   Farrah had defended her honor and kept her man!   Lee came over to his wife gently hugged her and gave her a big kiss.   "I've never been more proud or turned on by you as I am now."   He whispered to Farrah.   Farrah leaned into Lee's ear as she grabbed hold of the bulge in his pants.  "Fuck you, Lee!   You aren't getting any tonight."   She whispered.   

In January 1980 the Major's filed for divorce.   Who was at fault?  Who knew but it was almost like Farrah's fight with Lynda was one of the last straws for Farrah.   The ink was barely dry on the divorce papers when Lynda 'accidentally' ran into Lee again.   That night Lee and Lynda fucked like rabbits but this relationship did not last long nor did it make it's way into the public.   

This wasn't the last time Lynda or Farrah had a Hollywood fight but the two never fought the other again.  Someone even thought that a battle of the blondes would be a great fight as Farrah fought Three's Company star Suzanne Summers.   Five minutes later bloody and crying Suzanne gave up with barley any offense from her.

Post Credit Scene.

Lynda finished telling her fight story to a captive audience.    The two younger Hollywood stars were captivated.  "Were any of you fights against friends?"   The one asked.   "Yes, Lindsay Wagner and I were great friends and had an amazing fight.  Damn she was a tough bitch!  We're still friends to this day...and opponents."  Lynda said.  "See, we can fight and still be friends."  The other said.   

And that is how Lynda Carter became the referee for the catfight between Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez.   

Would you like to see Demi and Selena fight?  Or more fights from Lynda or Farrah?  How about another Hollywood star?

Let me know.

[snw]

Good story but dang it, I just don't think Lynda would lose to Farrah. As you can guess not only do I enjoy it when the better woman is the "other" woman instead of the current wife/gf. Not to mention the fact I was (still am) a fan of the six million dollar man. No doubt both ladies were hot and I suppose Farrah seemed to have more of a fighter look, I still think if it came right down to it Lynda would have.
Lynda should've asked for a boxing match because I can't see Farrah remotely close to winning that type of fight with Lynda.
Still great story at least for those of us actually remember the two rivals quite well.
In their day I'd say #1 and #2 of the hottest on tv and maybe all around. That ranking could be either one at #1 while it'd be hard to see either as the lesser of the other.

[Dario]

Lovely and hot, many thanks.

[Dan Zone43]

Good story but dang it, I just don't think Lynda would lose to Farrah. As you can guess not only do I enjoy it when the better woman is the "other" woman instead of the current wife/gf. Not to mention the fact I was (still am) a fan of the six million dollar man. No doubt both ladies were hot and I suppose Farrah seemed to have more of a fighter look, I still think if it came right down to it Lynda would have.
Lynda should've asked for a boxing match because I can't see Farrah remotely close to winning that type of fight with Lynda.
Still great story at least for those of us actually remember the two rivals quite well.
In their day I'd say #1 and #2 of the hottest on tv and maybe all around. That ranking could be either one at #1 while it'd be hard to see either as the lesser of the other.

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I think Lynda is probably one of the hottest women in history.    Maybe Lynda should have won this fight (definitely in boxing) but story wise I just felt like giving it to Farrah.
But thank you for your words.