The opponent I'd most like to meet/fear on the mats at the moment

Started by Tara Combat, June 18, 2019, 07:39:42 PM

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Tara Combat

...is tennis pro Maria Sakkari. Just watched her lose to Osaka, but oh my, in a wrestling match, she'd have whupped Naomi for certain. I'm gonna dream of her tonight.

DoubleJ

DJ Alicia G. She may be a bit on the small side but she has muscles where it counts.

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JT Edson

Quote from: mamere on August 23, 2019, 08:48:13 PM
My husbands celebrity opponent for me Is Haley Atwell....
Now, I think THAT would be a good catfight.

AlexisStreetFighter

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Now that you mention it, I have no idea who my boyfriend's ultimate celebrity opponent for me is. I guess I should ask him, haha. I'll bring it up and see what he says. Thanks for the inspiration ;)

knowlesey

I'd set Nicola McLean on my girlfriend, then she could sit on my face afterwards!

herboyfriend



The woman I'd love to meet and challenge and simultaneously would be afraid of - is that huge bitch on the left. She's Lindsay Hayward, in reality an ex wrestler, and in real life she's also as stupid as fuck. She hates Katy Perry for real because of her political opinions. She's so stupid she campaigned against a Facebook app which didn't exist anymore. She's so fucking stupid that she sees paedophiles on every corner where there aren't any and thinks by abolishing apps she'll abolish the evils of this world. She can't stand anybody who's not of the same opinion as her on any subject.

She is so stupid that after years of making money from men with a tall strong woman fetish she suddenly decided labelling anybody who asks her questions about her height or strength as perverts.
In a nutshell, she's bananas, her brain has had it.
I want to get in the ring with her and give her a piece of my mind, but the problem is, the bitch is 6'9" tall and weighs a ton.
The woman standing next to her is probably about 5'4", a girl of average height!
When I imagine the other woman there was my girlfriend and had a serious quarrel with her, I couldn't even protect her from that huge bitch and it makes me mad. Unless one considers stepping in to let myself be squashed in place of the girl a kind of protection.
I wish there was any woman though who could slam Lindsay until she's gotten some sense thrashed into her.


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knowlesey