Who(questions to ponder)

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Who has the best breasts for squeezing?
Who has the best breasts for smothering?
Who has the best ass for smothering?
Who has the best hair for pulling?
Who deserves a facesit?
Who has the best legs for scissoring?
Who has the best stomach for punching?
Who has the best claw?
Who is a glutton for punishment?