wife vs wife

[fighting partners]

im looking to set up a fight march 1 my wife fights yours its my birthday this is her present to me it will be at our home in private where nobody can stop it but us if it get to out of control would loke to find somebody close to her stats so its a fair fight . so come over lets have some drinks first the wifes can eye each other out for awhile then will take it downstairs and let them go at it please be real if you contact me will talk on the phone to discuss the details doesant matter but if you would like to bet on your wife that would make them each to realy want to win

[Fit and IRL]

"I'll take Run-On Sentences for 400  please Alex"

[mMikebl]

I can forgive the run-on sentences by chalking it up to you being simply too excited to use periods.  However, how did you forget to mention your wife's age, size, and stats, or the region where you are located?