There’s never a policeman when you need one.

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Oh no, there he is, with the best view.  After coaching from the touchline, walking away, a push sparks a scrap between the two miniskirted women.   The policeman can't believe his luck.

https://youtu.be/D_jpelossS8?si=7cyt6fS-v2aXymPG