Do you have a favourite celebrity jobber?
I have several celebrities that I love to imagine losing!
One of my absolute favourites is Britney Spears
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Kate Beckinsale!!
Kate Beckinsale being crushed as she is pinned down on her back by a taller, stronger, nasty woman, who hates her. Her hateful opponent angrily tears Kate's glorious mane of gorgeous hair, making her grimace in agony. Kate struggles and writhes under her rival but is almost powerless to get out from under her malicious enemy. The few times she does get on top are brief. Even then Kate has her hair pulled mercilessly.
Kate Beckinsale being crushed as she is pinned down on her back by a taller, stronger, nasty woman, who hates her. Her hateful opponent is determined to disfigure Kate and tries digging her nails into Kate's face and clawing her. Kate grits her teeth in determination, using every ounce of strength to prevent this destruction of her beauty. The struggle is epic, Kate is glorious!!
Or both!! :) :)
I really like weak celebrities who are easily defeated in a fight. My favorite is Alexa Chung. I imagine an opponent grabbing her long thin arms and twisting them easily, immobilizing her. And then she crush her to the ground by submitting her
Favourite not really however I see Katie Lee as a jobber.
Tough call between Jessica Alba or Rachel Bilson from the mid 2000'a
Alesha Dixon every time
I have had a lot of favorite celebrity jobbers over the years - Heather Thomas, Farrah Fawcett and Judy Landers, to name just a few. Lately I find Victoria Justice and Selina Gomez as two women who look like pushovers in a catfight.
Quote from: Maizenblue on August 30, 2021, 11:36:26 PM
Tough call between Jessica Alba or Rachel Bilson from the mid 2000'a
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Charlotte McKinney sure seems to be based on the results of some of the stories around here.
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Tay Swift
Britney Spears defeated as usual
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I second Rachel Bilson! Taylor Swift, Anna Kendrick, Ariana Grande...
Alexandra Paul. She might be tall, but she's skinny and doesn't have enough mass for proper muscles. Yet she thinks she is tough. She has no combat experience and lacks the mental aptitude to fight. Perhaps this is why she has been cast as a damsel in distress in so many movies – she's easily overpowered, beaten, gagged, bound and/or taken as a hostage in countless movies and Baywatch episodes.
At least six of the women mentioned in this thread could beat her.
... could it be that all her triathlon training was for the sole purpose for her to get away by running, biking and/or swimming from women wanting to fight her?
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Quote from: Raccoon on December 15, 2021, 07:38:06 PM
Alexandra Paul. She might be tall, but she's skinny and doesn't have enough mass for proper muscles. Yet she thinks she is tough. She has no combat experience and lacks the mental aptitude to fight. Perhaps this is why she has been cast as a damsel in distress in so many movies – she's easily overpowered, beaten, gagged, bound and/or taken as a hostage in countless movies and Baywatch episodes.
At least six of the women mentioned in this thread could beat her.
... could it be that all her triathlon training was for the sole purpose for her to get away by running, biking and/or swimming from women wanting to fight her?
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I'm with you, You know. Alexamdra is so thin and weak. Her muscles are of little use against her stronger and heavier rivals even if they are shorter than her. Then I imagine her very intimidated against her opponents with big tits, she who has them so small.
Miley Cyrus is a perfect jobber
Yes, "perfect"
Interesting topic.
Some of my favourites would be:
Emma Watson - She seems like someone you'd get pleasure out of punching. A cocky princess who thinks she can do anything and compete with anyone.
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Jessica Chastain- There's something about her that screams self-confidence, age is just a number, I'm on par with the best of them. Little does she know, Jess is too old to compete with younger fighters, but joined the game too late so she's an amateur to most veterans.
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Michelle Keegan - Who else would make a challenge they know they can't possibly win only to take a beating without protest other than moaning. For many people, Michelle Keegan is just a sexy punching bag.
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Emilia Clarke - I swear I don't have anything against British brunettes. Emilia is a fearless but foolish fighter, not afraid to step into the ring with anyone no matter how slim her chances of winning are. Her happy-go-lucky personality follows her into the ring often resulting in a poor outcome but never damaging her spirit.
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Elsa Hosk - Ending off the list with a model. A Swede with a temper. Elsa is often hasty, shoot first ask questions later type a gal. Hungry for VS recognition in the ring but outclassed by other models.
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Another way to address the jobber "shortage" (I don't really believe there is a shortage, more like a glut actually) would be to include older celebrities - women who were once considered "top of the line" but (due to age or physical decline due to drugs, alcohol, etc)., are no longer worthy of high ranking.
Not pointing at anyone specifically, but age-worthy candidates could be people LIKE but not necessarily these:
Anyone over 45-50, who's still considered by some to be "hot" (Theron, Beckinsale, Helen Mirren, Halle Berry J-Lo., like that?)
Former teen idols who've disappeared from the scene and are now struggling to regain "relevance" (?)
Singers who haven't had a hit in the last 15+ years (but whose name still rings a bell. "Whatever happened to....(insert name here)?"
Waif (or big bust) models from the early 21st century who've put on a few (or more than a few) pounds and no longer strut the runway.
You get the idea....
Responding to Ginny's post - I could come up with a few ladies: Jennifer Aniston as an aging but still sexy forty-something. Pamela Anderson has seen better days, as has Priyanka Chopra. Going way back, I always had a thing for 80s pop singer (well, she tried!) Samantha Fox. A busty blonde who wanted to be the next Madonna.
would love to see the look on Maxie Mounds face if Chelsea were to lay her tits of mass destruction on Maxie's tits; than as a show of super tit power Crush "Minka"
Britney Jobber Spears!
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I wouldn't mind writing a string of stories about similar sized celebs beating up Michelle Keegan!
If you let me know who you'd like to see beat her, and in what genre, I'll do my best
(Not sexfights though - just because I'm really crap at writing them!)
Made a poll for this: https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?topic=100710.0
I have quite a few favorite jobbers (or victims, as I call them). Here's a few:
Millie Bobby Brown
Alexis Bledel
Ariana Grande
I'll add more later.
My vote is for Charlotte McKinney, she seems to get crushed in "important" titfights.
Quote from: pantyhosefightlover on February 21, 2022, 10:50:29 AM
I have quite a few favorite jobbers (or victims, as I call them). Here's a few:
Millie Bobby Brown
Alexis Bledel
Ariana Grande
I'll add more later.
Finally we can mention Millie Bobby Brown. ;D I'd love to see her and Alexa Chung, Ariana Grande or Selena Gomez battling to determine who has to accept the doubtful title of Queen of Losers. ;D
Lots of great mentions, here's my two cents (celebrities) that I think would do great in a jobber role.
Alison Brie
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For those of us who've seen Community and Alison in the role of Annie, well, it's no wonder I say she'd be a lovely jobber
Maya Ali
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A little less known Pakistani actress who looks tall, but does not have the weight to throw around. I can imagine her taking some monumental defeats, to much shorter celebrities. Of course, she would keep coming back, and keep getting pinned, not the best dose to her pride!