A cyber friend was feeling down so I wrote this to cheer her up! Hope it makes you smile too!!!!
A Poem for Mandy... With her fists she's Handy...
The beautiful, whimsical, sexual, huggable
Girl they called Mandy...
Took it upon her self to ask me
Up to her flat for Tea...
But when I stepped in, a trap laid within...
The room was set up for war
I turned to say "hey!" in utter dismay
But she slapped me right in the Jaw!
"BITCH!" I did cry, and at her I fly
With eye's as red as Hell...
A punch to her gut, "TAKE THAT YOU SLUT!"
And too her knee she fell
But up she rose, and struck a pose
"is that the best you got?"
I stammers in awe, still aching my jaw
She really is quite hot...
"Oh honey..." I purr, I mustn't defer
"you're Arse is going down!"
And twisting with skill, in to gut I drill
A right hook that makes the bitch frown!
"OOOMMPPFFF!!!" she cried! With eye's open wide
The punch causing misery...
But no way you see, in her house will she
Allow me Victory...
I grabbed her pussy and punch the floozy
With fist after fist..
But smile she did then lean in she slid
And on my neck she kissed...
This round you won, I hope you had fun...
But you'll get no victory pose
Then bite my ear! The pain was quite queer,
Then she punched me in the nose!
I stumbled far back, reeling from attack
So brutal and unjust
She teases and mocks, while my head she locks
Under her arm then thrust!
A punch then two then three then four!
I stagger to the floor
On my hands and knees am I
As she knees me in the jaw
Landing down my face in a frown
I mumble incoherent
She leaps on me, with abandon and glee
Defeat is coming, I fear it...
Grabbing my hair she rams me unfair
Face first into the ground
"GIVE UP YOU WHORE!!! DO YOU WANT SOME MORE!!!"
She screams as my head does pound
"I GIVE!" I cry I cannot defy
This surfer girl has won!
"NOW GET OUT!" she roared! Striped naked and floored
I'm thrown out, finished, Done!
This tale you see, is not one of glee...
But carefully planned deceit
A girl so pure, her face demure
She won't fool me next time we meet...
x G x
Hmm, Gemma, now I know who to turn to when I need cheering up - very good! LOL! ;D :P
Hugs
Kayla
Nice! Your imagination never ceases to amaze me!
:D
xoxo
u tart!!!
good tho....for an english girl in wales ::)
I found this and I like it so much, I just had to comment! Gemma, your work is some of the best stuff I've ever read. It's original and you have such a flow with your poetry and you have mastery over humor and the darker elements of stories. :)
I liked this. Have you ever considered changing your name to Gemma Chaucer?
Very enjoyable. I thought you Welsh could only do villanelles.
Red!!!! you cheeky Bastard! I'm English!!!! lol and a proper Cheltenham girl, no less ;D
And thank you Tom, Sky and Red for posting! it's always so lovely when a fresh pair of eyes enjoys my work :D
x G x
Sorry Gemma, my geography is bad to begin with and across the pond it's right horrible. Is Cheltenham anywhere near Flydale North?
(Yes all I know about England comes from Doctor Who).