FreeCatFights

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Tuesday is flying high and full of confidence after disposing of Cathy Lee Crosby. Sherry is not so confidence after losing to Britt Ekland. Yet it is Tuesday who looks apprehensive as she glances at Sherry. Is it apprehension or she is thinking about where she should slug Sherry first?  

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Nancy figures to be the third lightweight in a row to humiliate the big, lumbering Dian by beating her. Dian has had it with these diminutive women given her a battle. She ahs vowed to "crush the little wimp like a bug." Has Nancy learned the secret on how to defeat Dian or will Dian not give her a chance. Nancy lost to Sharon Tate in a movie fight but can she use her tricks to beat Dian?  

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This is a fight that many have been waiting for. Even more so than the Ann-Margret/Elke fight even though that was a top spot fight. Ann-Margret and Raquel have a personal history with both having fought private fights for Elvis although not with each other. The house is packed and Elvis has a front row seat for this one. Other fights break out as starlets jockey for position and want to show off for Elvis and other Hollywood big wigs. Ann-Margret is fighting to gain the top spot and Raquel cannot stand another defeat if she has any hopes of winning the title. So this fight has even more to it than their natural animosity towards each other, which is enough to one helluva fight in itself. I see hair and clothes scattered everywhere as these two women rip each other apart. Definitely not a fight for the squeamish Wonder what the odds makers and pundits will say about who wins this fight.!

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Adrienne and Cassandra have agree to start out this fight in the nude. Cassandra is a blonde who is often a brunette as the wig wearing Elvira. But this time she has opted for long, gorgeous red hair. Adrienne is a big-titted brunette all the time. She is happy to show her tits off in comparison to Cassandra's "tiny" ones. Cassandra is equally proud to show her firm and large tits off and think her clitoris is much sexier than Adrienne's. The betting odds is that this will be a sex fight with only enough hairpulling to hold the other woman's head in place for some long, passionate kisses and tongue action.

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Both women are coming off wins. Arguably Sharon's win over Dian Parkinson would be considered a bigger win than Lindsay's over Sharon. Sharon has a scripted defeat over Nancy in a Matt Helm where she demonstrated some nice kicks. Will she use those kicks on Lindsay. The Bionic Woman has been less than bionic in these fights. Will she grab Sharon's foot when Sharon tries to kick her and make her op around on one foot before planting her own foot on Sharon's exposed crotch?

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Another David vs Goliath style fight. There are those that say Britt is more athletic and faster than Tuesday so if Tuesday can beat Cathy then so can Britt. But does Britt have the same number of lives as Tuesday and can she always land on her feet when Cathy swats her away like a pesky gnat?  

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Jill's win over a tough Joey Heatherton and her record are starting to convince some that she is not the sweet, soft looking sexpot that she lots like. No one has accuse Diane McBain of being sweet and any fight with her will be a real catfight. The sweeter her opponent looks, the more she delights in tearing her up. She will be particularly nasty towards Jill so Jill will have to fight back with the same intensity if she expects to win and not get scarred for life.  

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Having faced one tough bitch in Martine Beswick, Edy must face an even tougher and bitchier Pam Grier. No nice little lady like slaps and hair tugging her. It will be an all out war with hair being ripped out and slugs to the face and various body parts. The more sensitive the area the more likely it will receive blows. Edy has the size to match up with Pam but can she be as nasty in delivering blows where they hurt most? Only time will tell.  

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Here are my thoughts, some of them differ from realisticman's picks  ;)

Tuesday Weld vs Sherry Jackson - Tuesday's upset win over Cathy Lee Crosby surely gave her enough confidence and she should really kick the brains out of Sherry. The brunette thinks of Tuesday as a 'dumb weak blonde' but would find no answer when Tuesday starts pounding her.

Nancy Kwan vs Dian Parkinson - Dian's recent losses to Sharon Tate and Britt Ekland made her so angry she literally rips Nancy Kwan apart. I don't see another upset loss for Dian in this round.

Ann-Margaret vs Raquel Welch - As tough as she is, Raquel would have her ribs crushed by Ann Margaret's legs in a really no love lost fight.

Adrienne Barbeau vs Cassandra Peterson - Cassandra pummels Adrienne's stomach and knocks her down in another vicious fight.

Sharon Tate vs Lindsay Wagner - Couple of lightweight women should be involved in quite a long struggle before Sharon pins Lindsay into submission.

Britt Ekland vs Cathy Lee Crosby - The much stronger Cathy kicks and mauls Britt into a painful defeat therefore ending her mini winning run.

Diane McBain vs Jill St. John - Jill proves much too strong for Diane and throws her all over the place.

Pam Grier vs Edy Williams - If Edy thought that Martine Beswick was the ultimate hairpulling expert, then she knew little about Pam who on the other hand want to find out what's with Edy's blonde hair in this round. That's no wig alright but it makes Pam even more angry and she rips Edy's hair out right 'til the bitter end and leaves Edy in a complete disarray and literally bald as a coot.

The results are it. Here is what I observed:

Tuesday Weld 37 vs Sherry Jackson 25: Tuesday gave Sherry a terrible beat down and just missed the 60% mark to be included in the list. Some interpreted Tuesday's eying Sherry as a look of apprehension. In truth she was looking where to strike Sherry with her heavy purse to do the most damage. Sherry called foul later and said Tuesday should have been disqualified. Tuesday said with some glee in her voice "Read the rules, dearie, there are no rules."

Nancy Kwan 23 vs Dian Parkinson 39: Dian gave Nancy an even bigger beating. Dian gave the smaller Nancy no opportunity to use her speed with the exception that Nancy was able to strip Dian nude with her speed. Dian got Nancy down prone and proceeded to beat her senseless from on her back. Nancy had to way to fight back in this position.

Ann-Margret 33 vs Raquel Welch 29: Many thought this was the most thrilling and important fight of this round. It was important as Ann-Margret was trying to move into first place and Raquel was trying not to get knocked out of the competition. As if this wasn't enough, the two women were rivals with no love lost between them. They were competing for Elvis Presley's benefit. It was a very nasty fight with super hairpulling, tremendous slaps, and powerful and particularly vicious holds. Raquel concentrated on joint locks and twisting of Ann-Margret's arms and fingers. Ann-Margret concentrated on punishing Raquel's more slender legs. Both pounded away on the others belly. Ann-Margret prevailed at the end as she knocked Raquel unconscious. Then she dragged Raquel over to Elvis, put her over her knee and spanked her bare bottom. What Ann-Margret did to Raquel after that in front of Elvis is best left as an exercise for the reader.

Adrienne Barbeau 30 vsCassandra Peterson 31: There wasn't a lot of gloating after this fight. It was the closest fight of the round in both sets. Cassandra felt lucky to win and was too exhausted to celebrate. Adrienne was equally exhausted and disappointed after almost beating Cassandra. The surprising thing is the was Cassandra won. The two exhausted women locked up in a bear hug. The toppled to the ground as both were too tired to stand. Everyone thought it was all over for Cassandra as Adrienne's larger boobs would dominate the bear hug. Not so, Cassandra won when Adrienne weakly and meekly gasped "Stop.... you're hurting my breasts.   Please..... stop...."

Sharon Tate 33 vs Lindsay Wagner 29: Sharon out gunned (not literally) Lindsay in a close win. After a slow start Sharon has been coming on strong, winning her last three fights. This fight featured lightning fast action as both women are slender and quick. Lindsay's four inches in height proved to be her detriment as she was more gangly than the well coordinated Sharon. Buoyed by her new form fighting abilities Sharon was confident as she kept up relentless pressure on Lindsay. Lindsay fought back hard but the constant pressure took its toll. Sharon forced a submission with a step over toe hold on Lindsay's longer legs.

Britt Ekland 25 vsCathy Lee Crosby 36: The bigger, stronger, more athletic Cathy Lee jumped on Britt right from the get go. Britt was planning on using speed against Cathy Lee. But some hard right crosses made her see stars and took all the speed and the fight out of her. From there on Cathy just played with Britt to humiliate her.

Diane McBain 28 Jill St. John 34: This was an important fight to both women. Jill is still in the hunt, although barely, for the title to the surprise of most. Diane is pretty much out of the title but is just plain mean and loves to torture soft looking beauties like Jill. Jill felt she needed this win to give credence to her fighting abilities and title aspirations. True, she received a beating from Ann-Margret but she won't have to face her again, unlike some of the other contenders. And she has had good wins over Luciana Paluzzi and Joey Heatherton. Apparently the motivation to show she belongs in the list of top fighters was stronger than Diane's motivation to just be nasty. Jill took every nasty and dirty hold Diane could think of and held on. In the end Diane got frustrated and lost her will. That allowed Jill to bend her over in a jacknikfe pin. After her win Jill said "I would like to point out that I am now ahead of that overrated sex symbol, Raquel Welch." Maybe Jill isn't as sweet as she seems.

Pam Grier 38 vs Edy Williams 25: Edy's hair changes all the time. This time she came out as a blonde. That was a big mistake as Pam loves to beat up and torture blondes more than anything else. That is saying something as Pam loves to torture anyone of any race, creed, or color. She is an equal opportunity destroyer. Pam easily pushed the heavier but weaker blonde around. A snap hammerlock followed by arm bars made Edy's right arm useless. Pam then tried to get the biggest beat down of this round and was a little disappointed she didn't achieve her goal.