FreeCatFights

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Jill declares "I am going straight for her hair and rip it out" as she fixes her own hair. Joey snarls "Don't know why she is trying to make that mop look good as there won't be anything left of it. Jill is too soft and girlie to put up any fight!!" "We'll see how soft I am. I am more woman that than bitch can handle!" Jill snaps back.

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A classic Italian heritage brunette against a classic UK heritage blonde only in this case it is the brunette who is the sweet, nice one and the blonde who is the nasty, evil bitch. Can American sweetheart, beach babe Annette Funicello call upon her Italian heritage to match Mini-Skirt Mob leader Diane McBain's fighting intensity?

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Lindsay Wagner plans to fight Nancy Kwan like a wild Indian. Nancy figures to rip off her animal skins and use her hair brush on Lindsay's bare ass.

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This should be a hard fought battle and expect it to go until one woman is completely exhausted and cannot continue. Ann-Margret wants to give Elke Sommer her first defeat and move closer to the lead. Elke intends to remain in first place and undefeated. Expect both women to pull out all the stops and to use every hold and tactic they know to get the upper hand. This will probably be the hardest fought fight this round.

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We are given a real treat in a nude bed catfight between Barbara Back and Adrienne Barbeau. Barbara is ranked 25th and Adrienne is ranked 26th so it is a battle to see who will place ahead of the other. Adrienne belittles Barbara's smaller boobs and says her tits will smother both Barbara's boobs and then her face. Barbara says Adrienne's tits are too droopy to smother anything. She will rip them off with her claws and then show Adrienne how firm tits are superior to sagging, bloated ones.

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Some believe that this is the sexiest fight of this round. Both women are certainly very sexy. Raquel Welch  is of Latin temperament and often has red tints in her hair. Luciana Paluzzi is a very hot blooded Italian with dark red hair. Even though these women are sexy they are serious fighters who battle fiercely rather than just rolling around on the ground like beauty stars afraid to get dirty or their face marked. I wouldn't be surprised if they match the Elke vs Ann-Margret fight in intensity.

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Linda Evans knows she is one tough babe. She has only two losses and figures she has a shot at the title if she wins all her remaining fights. Loni Anderson is confident having just come off a good win over the tough Sybil Danning. Loni knows she is just as tough or tougher than Linda. She has three loses and two draws so probably is not a title contender. Yet she wants to prove herself and beat all the contenders she faces. Linda says "a few knuckles to her over sized boobs with render her helpless with pain. Then a good knuckle sandwich to her chin will put her lights out." Loni snickers "hey all go for my chest. It has become hardened against pain and it is my tits that do them in, usually covering their ugly faces but sometimes just crushing their measly boobs. Linda won't be able to stand up to my tits."

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Another fight between sex symbols close in ranking. Even though Dian Parkinson is 23rd and  Sharon Tate is 21st doesn't lessen their desire to get ahead of the other in the standings. Pride is at stake. Dian has had a humiliating loss to light weight Britt Ekland, she isn't about to let another light weight get the better of her. So she will be fighting even harder to destroy Sharon. Sharon is feeling food after destroying Sherry Jackson. She believes she is a tougher fighter than Britt Ekland and if Britt can beat Dian, then so can she. Sharon will come out really clawing, ripping hair, punching, kicking, and slapping to prove she is not weakling and belongs in this tournament. A win over Dian would be a feather in her cap. Both women are slender but have firm, hard bodies. Smacks to their abs will send resound throughout the room.

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Some very close fights in this round and some one-sided. Here are my thoughts:

Jill St. John vs Joey Heatherton - Jill kicks and mauls Joey into exhaustion after a very long struggle. This is one of the closest fights of the entire round.

Annette Funicello vs Diane McBain - Diane overcame Raquel Welch in the previous fight so I suppose she shouldn't have much trouble with tossing Annette around.

Lindsay Wagner vs Nancy Kwan - Couple of lower ranked girls that will roll over on the floor like mad trying to get some sort of advantage but in the end Lindsay gets her weight behind Nancy's petite body and smothers the brunette for good.

Elke Sommer vs Ann Margaret - This could be time for Elke to taste defeat. Ann Margaret won't get tired of Elke trying to smother her and is more then capable of throwing some wild punches herself. The blonde will eventually get frustrated and fall down to the redhead's relentless pressure. Definitely one of the closest fights this round.

Barbara Bach vs Adrienne Barbeau - The smaller Adrienne should claw into Barbara's tits and rip them off. Barbara is much taller but not so quick on her feet and fits the old scenario when the taller girl gets blown away by her little opponents. I think the fighting record shows that.

Raquel Welch vs Luciana Paluzzi - Another extremely intense fight and I don't think I can pick a winner here. Both these women love to dominate their opponents but they won't be allowed to do it here.

Linda Evans vs Loni Anderson - Loni's win over Sybil Danning gives here enough confidence to play around with Linda whose great record would be tested to the extreme here but eventually will go down on the losing side.

Dian Parkinson vs Sharon Tate - Dian's loss to Britt Ekland makes her so angry, she jumps on Sharon straight away and clobbers her into submission in a quick fight.

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What happened with the poll? I was enjoying seeing Elke getting her first beating.

Quote from: Mindcastle on August 02, 2010, 05:36:57 PM
What happened with the poll? I was enjoying seeing Elke getting her first beating.

You received my note about what happened. I have restored the voting to some reasonable past point in a spreadsheet. I will add this scores to the new voting so the votes listed here will not reflect the actual scores. You won't know the winners until the end of the polls.

Barbosa,

Absolutely great story supplemented by great pictures. I like the idea that there will be a 'cross-over' when Raquel recovers and ambushes Ursula later so that she doesn't get double-teamed. Then, both women will get thier wish to fight each other for the ultimate physical and sexual domination.  Love the idea and GF and I briefly discussed the possibility of a future cross over.

The following are the official scores after detected illegal voting has been removed:            

Jill St. John throttles Joey Heatherton	- 47
Joey Heatherton throttles Jill St. John	- 46
Annette Funicello throttles Diane McBain	- 31
Diane McBain throttles Annette Funicello	- 59
Lindsay Wagner throttles Nancy Kwan	- 48
Nancy Kwan throttles Lindsay Wagner	- 45
Elke Sommer throttles Ann-Margret Olsson	- 45
Ann-Margret Olsson throttles Elke Sommer	- 48
Barbara Bach throttles Adrienne Barbeau	- 37
Adrienne Barbeau throttles Barbara Bach	- 56
Raquel Welch throttles Luciana Paluzzi	- 48
Luciana Paluzzi throttles Raquel Welch	- 45
Linda Evans throttles Loni Anderson	- 49
Loni Anderson throttles Linda Evans	- 44
Dian Parkinson throttles Sharon Tate	- 45
Sharon Tate throttles Dian Parkinson	- 46

Jill St. John 47 vs Joey Heatherton 46: Jill beat Joey by a read cxnt hair which is the finest, thinnest cxnt hair around. Vassago and barbosa called this one correctly in a long, tough fight to near exhaustion. Apparently Jill wasn't as nice as realisticman thought she was. Jill was the initial aggressor and really had Joey on the ropes. Joey fought back and almost took the fight but collapsed exhausted as Jill fell on top of her for the win.

Annette Funicello 31 vs Diane McBain 59: Everyone thought Diane would destroy Annette and that is exactly what she did. Barbosa foretold of the double axe handle that almost broke Annette's back. She just laid on the sand unable to get up as Diane proceeded to dance on her back.

Lindsay Wagner 48 vs Nancy Kwan: All three got this one correct also. Realisticman described it well when he said it would be closer than most people expected. Nancy was able to use her wiles to counter each attack but Lindsay. But in the end Lindsay got her legs around her to squish her waist.

Elke Sommer 45 vs Ann-Margret 48: This fight lived up to expectations. Vassago got it right, realisticman got it wrong, and barbosa didn't make a pick. All were correct in that it was very close. Ann-Margret took the fight to Elke and was making her cry out in pain with punishing joint locks. Elke waited for an opening and got her chance, staggering Ann-Margret with some hard combos to her head, stomach, and much bigger boobs. Just when it looked like Elke would take over the match, Ann-Margret surprised her by showing she could punch just as harder or harder. A slug fest ensued with Ann-Margret wearing Elke down until she collapsed on the ground.

Barbara Bach 37 vs Adrienne Barbeau 56: All picked Adrienne to win and Vassago and barbosa saw it as a blow out. Adrienne finally got someone in the taller but slender Barbara that she could toss around like a rag doll. Barbara was a rag doll that had no stuffing left when Adrienne was down with her.

Raquel Welch 48 vs Luciana Paluzzi 45: Had Raquel lost some of her luster and proved beatable by less-than-super-woman? Was the tougher-than-she-looks Luciana hand Raquel another disappointing loss?  Vassago didn't know. Realisticman thought Raquel would be too distracted protecting her breasts and Luciana would get the better of her. Barbosa gave us a nice story. If I read it correctly Raquel would dominate Luciana but interference from Ursula and Honor would do in Raquel. The fight turned out to be very, close. Luciana proved she is as good a fighter as Raquel's reputation (and as Raquel is. It was an even back and forth fight. Raquel had a bit more stamina and a bit more fire in her hairpulling and slapping. Luciana tearfully had to admit that Raquel had beaten her.

Linda Evans 49 vs Loni Anderson 44: Both Linda and Loni have good records but don't seem to get the respect that their records would indicate. All three predictors picked Loni to win, most likely based upon her great win over Sybil Danning. The experts tell me that Linda is the better down and dirty fighter and the better wrestler. They say Loni has more determination and knows how to use the largest chest in the tournament effectively. The two women proved fairly even physically with Linda having just a modicum of greater strength. Loni had Linda's nose buried in her chest several times but just couldn't keep her there long enough to smother her unconscious. Linda eventually got Loni on her back where a full body press coupled with a grapevine forced Loni to concede when she couldn't escape after about 20 minutes of body rubbing on body.

Dian Parkinson 45 vs Sharon Tate 46: All three again picked Dian to win an easy fight against Sharon, and, I must admit, so did I. I was ready to write that Sharon fought bravely but was completely over matched. The only think I can figure out is that Britt Ekland must have told Sharon something about how to fight and beat Dian. This is the second fight in a row that Dian has lost to a little wisp of a woman. She is overconfident? Is their speed something she doesn't know how to handle? Any ideas out there?