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I voted.


pete

My picks:

Honor Blackman vs Jane Russell - Honor throws some heavy blows and traps Jane in a sg pin to secure the win.

Stella Stevens vs Joan Collins - Stella makes a mess of Joan and brutally pounds her straight in the face several times.

Rhonda Fleming vs Diana Rigg - Diana knocks out Rhonda without much trouble.

Brigitte Bardot vs Ava Gardner - Ava wants to rip the blonde's hair out but gets bodyscissored instead and submits in vain.

Esther Williams vs Elizabeth Taylor - Esther destroys Liz in a short fight.

Sophia Loren vs Anita Ekberg - Sophia claws into Anita's breasts and literally rips them off before the blonde screams out in agony.

Barbara Eden vs Gina Lollobrigida - Quite close one here with neither giving an inch, but after some vicious hairpulling and face-slapping Gina pins Barbara and claws into her crotch to force the submission.

Marilyn Monroe vs Tina Louise - Marilyn hairpulls Tina into submission after an intense scrap.

Thx.

In Honor Blackman's photograph , their a lady standing on a plane wing.  she looks like a redhead.  I wonder who she is ?

pete

The toughest fight to call in this series would be Honor vs Jane, my thinking is that the fight could easily go either way and to call a winner is almost impossible, i voted for Jane. For me the best fight is Barbara vs Gina, two of my favorite actresses going at it i wonder if at the end of the fight Gina was thinking "I dream of Jeannie"?

Goldenerafan - thanks for the info.  It was great. I agree that Anita would be just too much for Sophia to handle.  In fact, I believe that Anita would have done a job on most of the big breasted (or small busted) actresses of the day.  I seem to remember the 1984 publication that you referred to.  In fact, I still may have it somewhere in my files. I believe it had a black and white glossy cover if memory serves me right.  

I also recall the story about Jayne Mansfield tangling with the Spanish starlet and remember a picture of the Spanish woman on top of Jayne. Those Spanish women can be very territorial and style conscious. It reminds me of an incident that happen to me and my wife while we were vacationing in Barcelona during the early 80's. We were at a night club. My wife was wearing a summer dress that displayed some cleavage (she was a C Cup); it was sheik but not provocative. There was a couple sitting at a table across from and facing us; the woman, who was also showing some cleavage, kept looking towards our table. At first, I thought she was looking at us because we were Americans but then I realized that her eye exchange was directed towards my wife. My wife called my attention to the developing situation and I got a kick out of the looks being exchange. Nothing ever developed but later when I asked my wife 'what was that all about?' she smiled and responded. "We were just having a little tit-fight!" I often regret that we were with a group of other Americans. Who knows what would have happened had we been alone. [Note: My wife knew that I was into this fetish.]

Barbosa - thanks for the pictures from Goldfinger.  You certainly have one heck of a collection and all of the details that go with them.

WOW! barbosa. Great pics and great story. You definitely have some pics I don't have. I need to get our sources.

Great story! Outstanding pictures. Very inspiring! I agree with your conclusion that Anita is the better fighter although I believe that Sofia's pride would cause the fight to go on longer. I also think that they would have fought dirty.

     Jane Russell had begun to wonder if it's proper for a Christian to beat the crap and of someone in the ring. She's decided it's all right, as long as the reasons are pure. She and Bob want to adopt another child, and Jane intends to pile up as much money as possible beforehand. Besides, if she's going to capitalize with a singing career in Vegas, Jane needs to let people there see she really can play rough. You know the guys she's talking about. Jane was known as a tough broad in her Howard Hughes days, but ever since she's done frothy comedies with the likes of her pal Marilyn, she's begun to seem, well, soft. Catfighting should change that.
     Men are just as unreliable as their cocks. Jane might agree, but that's Honor Blackman's thought as she ducks through the ring ropes. Honor just wants to hurt someone. If she takes a few blows, what does it matter? An inch taller and five pounds heavier than listed, Honor doesn't give away much size to Jane. But she has to admit that for once, she's facing a woman with even bigger breasts than her own rack. Should she care? The bigger they are, the harder you get. The harder you fall. Something like that. Whatever. Let's go.
     So it's two unambiguously determined women who enter the ring, one with everything to gain, one with nothing to lose. Honor enjoys it when Jane takes two fast blows but keeps coming. Wrestling on the ropes, she doesn't mind it when Russell uses a forearm to massage her face, not strictly Marquess of Queensberry. But didn't the Marquess' son wind up in the sack with poor Oscar Wilde? That's the sort of thing you'd expect from men. With women, the crotch claw that Honor applies to Jane is what you should expect. At last, it gives the buxom Brit the chance to roll Russell over her hip and toss her to the mat. But give Jane credit. Still down, Russell is able to roll and flip Honor when she tries to leap on top. Like the catfighters, the mat is plenty bouncy. Honor still feels the slam, but fine, she feels something. Even as Russell pounces in turn, Blackman is rolling to throw her off. Both women are up quickly, but Honor catches Jane on the hip with a flying kick.
     The problem with being big is that when you go down a few times _ and we're only talking brawling here, guys _ it gets harder to get up. Russell needs to regain her feet and her bearings, but here's that damned blonde crowding her again, throwing blows from odd angles. Jane grabs Honor and wrestles her backward. She's finally gaining an edge but it's tough going. With her right hand, Russell releases her grip to clout Honor upside the head. Jane can see the blow knock Blackman's head sideways, but a moment later the blonde has her hands wrapped around Russell's windpipe. Russell kicks her hard, but at this range she can't bring land the blow very high, and Honor barely flinches. Desperately clawing at the Englishwoman's arms, Jane finally breaks the grip. She punches Honor, knocking her back a step. But as Jane starts to lean forward, Honor comes right back, landing a series of blows to the face.
     Enraged, Jane leaps at her opponent, again driving her backward. But this time, Honor turns the American's momentum against her, rolling backward and tossing Jane head over heels. This time, it's Russell who lands heavily on her back. More than anything, this is just depressing. Jane knows she's scored some good shots, good enough to put most women in this catfight tournament down and many out. Jane Russell still has plenty of fight in her, and she's encouraged as she watches a trickle of blood slither down Honor's pink cheek. But if that cold bitch just shrugs off the blows and dishes out pain in return, what's the angle? Is it right to win while getting the crap beaten out of you and be useless for the next two weeks, or does God want you to save your resources for the battles to come? By now everyone knows the judges in this tournament don't like the Brits. Someone down the line will eliminate this Blackman broad in a decision. If not, well Jane will be ready to go the distance next time they face off.
     So it is that the next time Honor Blackman throws her over, Jane Russell pretends to have had the breath knocked out of her. As Honor lands on top of her, Jane thrashes feebly while waiting for the ref to count out the pin. Acting! Tune in next time.     

You report that Claudia Cardinale and Jane Fonda had fights with no clear winner.  What can you tell us about those fights.  Also you report that Anita Ekberg had 6 fights and you told us about 5.  What happened in the other fight?

You report that Claudia Cardinale and Jane Fonda had fights with no clear winner.  What can you tell us about those fights.  Also you report that Anita Ekberg had 6 fights and you told us about 5.  What happened in the other fight?