Question:
Which Fifties Sex Symbol is the tougher bitch?
Option 1: Anta Ekberg tortures Diana Dors in an Anta Ekberg tortures Diana Dors in an NHB fight
votes: 34
Option 2: Diana Dors tortures Anta Ekberg in an NHB fight
votes: 31
Option 3: Joi Lansing tortures Rita Hayworth in an NHB fight
votes: 34
Option 4: Rita Hayworth tortures Joi Lansing in an NHB fight
votes: 30
Option 5: Rhonda Fleming tortures Jeanne Crain in an NHB fight
votes: 38
Option 6: Jeanne Crain tortures Rhonda Fleming in an NHB fight
votes: 24
Option 7: Jane Fonda tortures Esther Williams in an NHB fight
votes: 37
Option 8: Esther Williams tortures Jane Fonda in an NHB fight
votes: 28
Option 9: Barbara Eden tortures Tina Louise in an NHB fight
votes: 28
Option 10: Tina Louise tortures Barbara Eden in an NHB fight
votes: 38
Option 11: Brigitte Bardot tortures Angie Dickinson in an NHB fight
votes: 32
Option 12: Angie Dickinson tortures Brigitte Bardot in an NHB fight
votes: 34
Option 13: Mamie Van Doren tortures Jane Russell in an NHB fight
votes: 31
Option 14: Jane Russell tortures Mamie Van Doren in an NHB fight
votes: 34
Option 15: Martha Hyer tortures Jayne Mansfield in an NHB fight
votes: 27
Option 16: Jayne Mansfield tortures Martha Hyer in an NHB fight
votes: 39
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Anita: That English bitch is a phony. All her bleached, platinum hair is coming out before she begs me to stop.
Diana: We shall see who the phony is here. That overstuffed Swede is just fat. Just look at the cellulite on her thighs. Hope her hair is tough so I can drag her around by it before it pulls out.
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Joi: That old hag is over the hill. No way can she stay with me. This is going to be fun. I will start by ripping her bathing suit off showing she has wrinkles all over. Her voiced is dubbed in her movies when she sings but you will her singing her submissions at the top of her puny lungs..
Rita: At 27 Joi looks like she is 45. She isn't aging well unlike me. She is a sleazy looking whore. Just look at her in her stupid nightly. Look quickly as it won't stay on long. Unfortunately for her, her frazzled hair won't stand up to much pulling.
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Rhonda: Everyone seems to think that Jeanne is so sweet. She isn't. She is one of the sneakiest, dirty fighters around. I am on to her and ready for her in this NHB fight. She will find I can be even nastier than her.
Jeanne: Me? Not sweet? Fight dirty? Rhonda is a liar just making up excuses ahead of time for when I beat her. We shall see who is the sweet one here and who is the nasty slut. HA HA HA HA!
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Jane: Esther is trying to live on her laurels, citing her past swimming championships. That was many years ago, my dear. Afraid you've got soft and flabby. Why else would you wear a one piece swimsuit? Afraid to show us your soft abs? Esther will find out that I am the athletic woman here.
Esther: That skinny cxnt think she is athletic? Just look at her frail legs and arms. Where are her tits? Seen bigger ones on a man. Her ribs are sticking out. They won't take many of my powerful blows before she goes down on her knees to lick me where I want.
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Barbara: Do you fellows want to know if Tina is wearing anything under that fur? (She gives a wink and a nod of her genie head). The bigger they are the harder they fall. Look for a small seismic event when that tree topples over. (Another wink form the cute little Barbara.)
Tina: A big mouth from such a little pipsqueak. She plays the cute roll but cuteness doesn't make it here, sweetie. This tree will fall on that sorry excuse for a woman and crush her. Just have to be careful her friend doesn't join in and help her s it is the only way she could possibly win.
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Brigitte: I've heard that Angie is supposed to have some of the best pair of legs in Hollywood. Could be true but the best in Hollywood doesn't compare to the best in France. She will find out what a real woman's legs are like as I force her to lick my much shapelier, stronger, sexier legs.
Angie: Brigitte calls those spindly, scrawny legs shapelier and sexy? No way they are better than mine. And certainly not stronger. I have to be careful or my superior legs might break her matchsticks in too if I apply too much pressure.
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Mamie: I'm tired of hearing how big and tough Jane is. Too bad the old lady doesn't really know how to fight like I do. Glad we are fighting in gowns as everyone will see I am classier and more elegant than that old bitch while being much, much sexier at the same time.
Jane: Cheap blondes like Mamie are a dime a dozen in this town. Classy? Why she will never star in anything but B-movies at best. Mamie is a joke. I may tie one hand behind my back just to give her a chance. I only need one hand to beat up that weak slut.
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Martha: Jayne goes around creating her own publicity to get attention. Yeah, she is sexy in a crass, brazen sort of way. Now sexy like true stars are. Time for us sophisticated beauties to re-establish out dominance over this phony rash of "sex symbols" who don't know that sexiness is more than just showing off your tits.
Jayne: I knew Martha would mention my tits she is so jealous of them. She is jealous of my whole body, one that she never had even in her prime. Now she is scared to death that us true sex symbols will know her off her perch and well she should be. No contest in sexiness, I win hands down and I will win hands done when it comes to fighting.
My apologies for the mistake in the first poll choice. But if I change it then the ability to change votes seems to go away. Since it is easy to make mistakes with so many options I prefer to leave the ability to change votes rather than correcting the error. The meaning of the option is clear anyway.
I voted.
pete
Thanks for all the comments. Happy to see some disagreements. Always like to get different points of views especially when they are different than mine. Amazing what I think are obvious one sided fights others see as being close or even going the other way.