Like to search Craigslist from time to time. Stumbled across this. Can't vouch for them of course. Maybe it is somebody from here? Who knows. But thought I'd pass it on. I gotta live vicariously through somebody!
http://dayton.craigslist.org/cas/4566277360.html
A simple google image search shows the photo of the woman is "borrowed" from a few other sites.
Ah. Didn't even think to do that. I guess too good to be true, eh? Oh well, I tried!