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General Category => General Discussion about Catfights => Topic started by: fighttime67 on August 28, 2013, 02:11:58 AM

Poll
Question: What would happen if my wife ran into a UFC female fighter in a dark alley
Option 1: She would kick ass votes: 2
Option 2: She would be scared votes: 0
Option 3: She would get KO'd votes: 4
Option 4: She would be beaten to a pulp votes: 21
Option 5: It would be worse than we can say here votes: 16
Title: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: fighttime67 on August 28, 2013, 02:11:58 AM
I would like to see a fight between my 51 YO wife and a UFC woman.....what would the outcome be?
my wife
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Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 02:17:56 AM
You would probably need a new wife
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: thirstybeermonster on August 28, 2013, 03:38:46 AM
LOL!! You're fucking retarded!
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: fighttime67 on August 28, 2013, 04:35:46 PM
My wife thinks she's tough and would put up a good fight in the octagon. I've tried to explain to her that she would probably lose.  I would like to see what she thought after the first round.
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: Lauren on August 28, 2013, 05:43:00 PM
Has she hired a divorce  atty yet?   
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: Nutmeg on August 28, 2013, 06:03:28 PM
This might be the craziest "kill my wife scheme" I have ever seen yet..
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: fighttime67 on August 28, 2013, 09:55:23 PM
Quote from: nutmeg78 on August 28, 2013, 06:03:28 PM
This might be the craziest "kill my wife scheme" I have ever seen yet..
I don't want anyone to "Kill My Wife"! I just want her to see that she would probably take a beating if she got in the octagon
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 11:03:53 PM
You sound like a beating on her part will say she loves you
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 11:10:06 PM
By the way, how bout showing us a true pic of ur 51 y/o wife.  Maybe she don't need a beating. Maybe she takes a beating being out in public with you.  Dude, forget this scheme and just love her.  That's probably the best beating she can get.   ;D
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 11:12:38 PM
Not to change the subject, but I'd like to fight Serena Williams in the octogan
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 11:13:20 PM
P.S. now you got me started!
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: Lauren on August 28, 2013, 11:17:15 PM
Quote from: joenstl on August 28, 2013, 11:12:38 PM
Not to change the subject, but I'd like to fight Serena Williams in the octogan

Joe  ya know I luv ya  but......Serena  would  kill you  lol.  In the octagon  I mean :p
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: fighttime67 on August 28, 2013, 11:21:15 PM
Maybe a fight between Serena and my wife would be more like it! I'm going to ask her if she thinks that would be a good match up! :) BTW, I love my wife
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: Horny-Jew on August 29, 2013, 05:57:48 AM
Don't joke about the UFC women. They are highly trained real fighters who could demolish 99% of the women on earth.
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: fighttime67 on August 29, 2013, 04:41:37 PM
Quote from: oilwrestler on August 29, 2013, 06:25:13 AM
Just read about Kim Woods 50 yr old MMA chick ! Good girl! Ps nothing wrong with this fight idea
Thanks for that info Oilwrestler! This gives my wife some hope
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: AkikoJ on August 29, 2013, 06:46:06 PM
WTF is it with men wanting the women they "love" to get hurt!?!? 

Maybe she could consider it after YOU step in there with a male UFC fighter! >:(
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: fighttime67 on August 29, 2013, 08:42:26 PM
Quote from: AkikoJ on August 29, 2013, 06:46:06 PM
WTF is it with men wanting the women they "love" to get hurt!?!? 

Maybe she could consider it after YOU step in there with a male UFC fighter! >:(
I would step in with a male fighter if that's what she wanted Akiko. I don't want her to get hurt..I just want her to test her limits
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: Horny-Jew on September 01, 2013, 08:11:44 AM
As I said before, the UFC women are highly trained real fighters. Please don't have your wife even think of competing with them !!!
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: leifericsson on September 05, 2013, 02:39:19 PM
That would be taking on more than one could realistically handle. UFC fighters know exactly what they're doing and why. Another case of mouth writing checks that ass can't cash.
Title: Re: I want my wife to fight a UFC fighter
Post by: kitana on September 05, 2013, 02:58:19 PM
Don't be ridiculous '  if your wife fight against a fighter ' she will die !  :P