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WELCOME to the land of Amazonia!!

The southern coast, is part of the port of Amazonia. Seafaring vessels and trade ships coming in from the sea.
As well as a usual pirate vessel now and then. The roads from the port, leading towards the larger, main part of town. Running through much of the cheap side or more modest housing.

IN the central part of town, is the vast, oval, and columned arena. It's sand, and sawdust floor. Welcome to any type of female against female catfight combat, and styles. As long as they are not fatal!!
Across the way, the Empress palace.

All roads lead to the arena. To the east, and west. Lay massive bazar, and merchant areas. Usually packed with tourists. As well as dancing girls, jugglers, magicians, and other acts.
All kinds of tasty food vending tents, may be found. As well as a few more cafe style eateries. Foods, drinks, fruits, and delicacies from around the world. Await your tastes, drinking and eating pleasures.

Clothing, jewelry, fine linens, and perfumes among the merchants. To the east, and west lay caravan routes. Slightly away from town, and along the trails. More homes, and housing have begun growing.

To the north, a small chain of mountains. Close to the middle, is a long dormant volcano.
At the base, is the temple of the oracle. Where futures, and fates can be given, if your offering, is looked on with favor by the high priestess.  Many times the thongs or bra's of beaten catfighters gain approval.

The volcano, also ads some warmth, even though not fully active. Helping to keep the climate pleasing, and warm, most of the year.

LADIES .. come one come all to Amazonia... On a fast ship into port or maybe along one of the caravan trails.
CATFIGHTING is always welcome, and expected in Amazonia. In the tents and shops of the bazar. From the docks, and port, through the streets of the city.
OH and yes .... if you wish... Fill the seats of the arena. Then take on your opponent(s), in the middle of the arena. While all eyes watch.
Weapons may sneak in, and be used. Yet the rule is no fatalities or maiming.
Stripping, clawing, bruising and bone breaking. Those are allowed, among the trash talking and catfighting.

Amazonia may also soon need a new empress. YET to get there. She will need to kick a LOT of catfighers asses!!
That said ladies.. ALL of Amazonia. Is now yours to enjoy, as well as your waiting catfight battle ground!!
This created for you ladies, to meet, get catty, and have some catfights. With frenemies, and enemies!!

If your looking for a different kind of setting. Check out my buddy LexiBabes Rattlesnake gulch!! Another great idea by Lexi!!
IF your lady and warrior enough.. maybe we will see you in both places. Taking names, trash talking, and letting your presence be known in Amazonia!!

Also if your interested in being Amazonia's new catfight warrior empress. Let me know here or in PM.
Hope to see you ladies at the docks, in the town or arena. Getting to know each other, then letting the hair, and fists fly!!

Role play... write posts back and forth at each other. If desired between fighting ladies.. a poll can be arranged as well. This is what you ladies make of it!!
Storm

Quote from: Tiffany_Fights on April 16, 2013, 08:22:11 PM
Clearly I'm the Empress, wouldn't you agree Storm?

Lead me to the arena and I'll prove it!!  ;)

:-*

Hmmmm this may happen.. if none of the other ladies looking to step up or enter....  Hoping to maybe set up a poll, in a little over a week. To maybe help decide, which lady will be Empress.
Than all others will have to RP and win some fights here. To get chance to challenge towards the empress.

Hope if this gets moving.. others will challenge each other ..... the empress .....  RP fights here in thread .. CATTY as can be comments towards each other .. As well as polls, if desired to settle disputes.
The entire setting.. for you ladies to explore or use. From the incoming ships, and docks. To the Empress palace, through the bazar and into the arena.

Storm
Storm

Following some photos, of Amazonia!!

Few more for now..

Quote from: Tiffany_Fights on April 21, 2013, 06:08:38 PM
It's looks as if some girls have decided to meet me in the arena. Most of them very long winded, I wonder if they can fight as well as they talk. To be honest I've never met a blonde I couldn't tame and make my servant. I do need someone to clean my new castle that I'm moving into.. Kara, Jo, do you think you could do the job correctly?  ;)

 :-*

Tiff sweetie,  you just didnt really say that  did ya?    Ur lucky I am not in this, or this blonde would make U my wench  :)

Rumours begin spreading through the streets of Amazonia ...

Sexy, and intense fighters from around the world, begin showing up by land and sea.
Dark haired, passionate Tiffany_Fights standing confident and tall. While calling out another sexy lady named Tiffany. BustyTiffany that is. A buxom blonde warrior, not having made her presence known in these parts.

JoAnn one of the names now mentioned with respect among the incoming visitors.

Kara and her sexy body...  making a stir as well.

Eileen the terrible ... seems ready to make a name for herself among the catfighting champions.

Tiffany also calling out, to one of the spectators named Lauren. Careful Tiffany, that lady has fought before. Proving to be no easy conquest.

Shall more warriors arrive, making their presence known in Amazonia??
In a few more days.. news of the Empress will be given!! She is not dead.. YET changes will be coming to Amazonia soon!! Changes of interest to any willing and capable catfighting warrior!!

Storm

Many of the ladies spoiling for a fight ... 

BABS CARLSON ... and "FLUF" CRAWFORD ... making their presence known in Amazonia!!

Still have seen nothing of TiffanyFights challenge to platinum blonde amazon BustyTiffany ...

LADIES and warriors ....  In just a few days.. I will make the announcement about the empress.. As well as royal decree, and challenge!!

Enjoy the traders, and sights sounds and refreshments at the bazar. As soon you may want to bring your best catfighting spirit, for battle!!

Storm

Quote from: stormbolt7 on April 24, 2013, 08:44:17 PM
Many of the ladies spoiling for a fight ... 

BABS CARLSON ... and "FLUF" CRAWFORD ... making their presence known in Amazonia!!

Still have seen nothing of TiffanyFights challenge to platinum blonde amazon BustyTiffany ...

LADIES and warriors ....  In just a few days.. I will make the announcement about the empress.. As well as royal decree, and challenge!!

Enjoy the traders, and sights sounds and refreshments at the bazar. As soon you may want to bring your best catfighting spirit, for battle!!

Storm

Storm, perhaps Busty Tiffany  is out there   searching all the lands  for a worthy opponent.  That may be it  ya know  ;D

HERE YEE !! HERE YEEEEE!!! ROYAL PROCLAMATION FOR AMAZONIA!!!!!

Trumpets sound, as banners and pennons snap in the gentle breeze. My duty to give the proclamation, to all, from the steps of the empress palace.

Greetings to all citizens and catfighters of Amazonia. As well as honored visitors, and travelors from all points, and distant lands.
The EMPRESS CALLISTO, has decided to step down. At this time, her thong, will be hung, in the place of honor. Having won her throne by right of catfight combat!!
She MAY challenge for it again, yet for now, has no interest in the constant challenges being given.

THIS in mind, a contest will be open, to all catfighters interested!! It will be held, in the arena of Amazonia!!  The lady winning the battle. Will be proclaimed the new empress of Amazonia!! With all the rights and priveledges, that go with it.
Yet she will have to defend her throne, in catfight combat, when deemed proper or neccesary!!

MAKE your entry known this thread OR official sign up ....
http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php/topic,31074.0.html

If you wish to enter this arena combat!!

Storm

LADIES ... just something extra ....  You do NOT have to join the poll. Even if you do not want to get into the event, to try and become empress. I know not all of you enjoy polls.

PLEASE feel free to still roam Amazonia.. and use the setting. To have battles with some of your gal pals or frenemies.
Also please feel free to just add in comments, and playful catty remarks, as usual.

I want to have some structure to this.. YET I also want you ladies, just to be able to have fun with it as well. Maybe even just meeting each other. To throw things, and act catty. Through the streets, tents and displays of the bazar!!

So no limit on how MUCH or little .. is expected ... in posts or comments here. If they like .. Tiffany_Fights, and BustyTiffany, can just enjoy smacking the crap out of each other. Inside this setting and thread. While others are taking part of the poll.

Just to hopefully illiustrate the point and idea.

(LADIES any questions, please send a PM to me.)

Lauren ... could be she is on a quest. Still.. as much as she may enjoy it. Hope BustyTiffany35 is not just too tied up right now, to look in.

Storm

Having traveled the world....as the female captain of the flag ship of the largest and most powerful fleet known to this planet......its becoming more and more clear that myself and my followers.....have a great desire to add Amazonia to our list of conquests.  Having previously went through and taken anything we want anywhere we want throughout the world...in particular all lands and possessions of the lighter haired lighter skinned weaker pseudo Amazons (derisively called "blondes" by the cretin pirates who form the lowest form of life on the seas)...its time to take my rightful place as the Empress...and more properly titled....the Goddess...of Amazonia...

After I take control of Amazonia from these Amazon wannabes.....I still promise them I will endeavor to let them maintain a semblance of freedom that befits their bottom feeder standing in what would be our "New Society".  One might even call it a "New World Order"....one governed and controlled by the soon to be rightful holders of power not only in Amazonia...but throughout the world....

It is the god given rightful place of myself and my dark-haired true Amazonian warrior followers to show the weak ones what they can aspire to.....we can then properly train the women of Amazonia to be true warriors and women of conquest and not just mere servants to the inferior male class that we have previously had to so often conquer as we continue to add more of the world to our dominion
.
We welcome any and all Amazonian women to join us ....and for those that chose to stand against us......and in particular myself...

The true definitions of defeat....pain....and what it means to be a slave...will become all to obvious...

The choice.....is yours....join me, the one true Goddess.....and receive pleasures and power previously only dreamed of.....

The Goddess Michelle awaits your response....and promises the spectacle of myself defeating all who seek to claim what is truly my rightful place...to be one you will not soon forget

It is looking like 3 ladies... Believe they have what it takes.
To fight for, and win. The title of Empress here..

Tiffany_Fights
SadieWrestles
Michelle ...

These ladies seem ready to rumble. Looking to claim the prized thong, of catfighting empress of Amazonia!!  Just a few days left to enter in here!!

Storm

Great thread Storm, really like your intro piece, I look forward to seeing how it develops :-)

There has to be more than 3 ladies...

lets hope for some Amazonian participation..!!

cheers
John

POLL now set ...

http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php/topic,31238.0.html

Storm

CATFIGHT to be Empress .....

Less than 2 days left... Poll running in polls section. Between SADIEWRESTLES N MICHELLE!!  Still time to make your vote count... Either lady can still win!!

Storm

CONGRATULATIONS ....  the winner.. and NEW EMPRESS of AMAZONIA!!!  MICHELLE!!!!!    HURRAYYYY for MICHELLE..
now EMPRESS MICHELLE OF AMAZONIA!!!
I proclaim, as people rush forth, to lift her up, kiss her ass, and begin the procession, to her new palace.

Sadie rests watching, she had been so close. Yet now many turn away from her, for the ass kiss-fest. Hoping to promote themselves to the new empress. While others try to get in Michelle's good graces. While looking for their chance to betray her, fight her, and take the throne themselves.

I walk towards Sadie. The Oracle appearing beside me, as Sadie looks up at us. Anger and confusion on her face. The Oracle kneels beside her. "Do not dispare young warrior." "I said you will be Empress someday, and so you shall." "This is just not that day." She says smiling, laying her hand on Sadie's shoulder. Some of Sadie's wounds healing. Giving her some comfot. The oracle then rising, nodding to me. Before vanishing in a soft flash of white light.
I gently scoop Sadie up, holding her gently.
"So now I get to be the fucking maid?" Sadie asks, eyes watching me closely.

"No Sadie, you have more than proven your worth to the Gods, as well as myself." I begin tellling her. "Now it is time, for me to tend to your wounds." "Michelle is now Empress." "Yet she will need help, leading the forces of Amazonia."
"Sadie, for now, you are named Captain of the guard, and leader of the catfighting armies of Amazonia." "You will only have to take orders from the empress herself." "At the same time, you are to protect her, unless it is for a re-match, for the fight for the throne." "This is as it has been decreed by to me, before the contest began."
"One would become Empress, one her right hand, and number one contender." "I will check on her later, as Empress Michelle has many to tend to her for now." "That being done, let's see you are taken care of as well." "Think we have some marshmallows arrived fresh from the island of S'moreia." I tell her, as I carry her from the arena.
Later a giant party to be held.. for all to celebrate the crowning of the new empress.

HAIL EMPRESS MICHELLE!!    Empress of all Amazonia!!
HAIL SADIEWRESTLES .. worthy fighter, and NEW captain of the Empress guard!!
HAIL AMAZONIA!!!!

KARLY_KATS welcome to Amazonia .....

The streets, docks, bazar... Arena.. Even the temple of the oracle ... open for you to enjoy, take pleasure OR catfight in.

As you see, a NEW empress has been crowned ...
Feel free to make some noise ... As more ladies do make noise here. You may fight with them, in replied posts back and forth here.
Cyber fight together.. then report results here... as well as polls if you like.

Ladies may add, in posts here anytime. You may also start getting some ranking. If you ladies begin to add in enough, as well as win some catfights, with other ladies here.
You never know, you may be given the chance to fight the empress one on one, in a future poll.

That said..... Amazonia ... PARTY ON .. and please feel free to eat, drink, and kick some other ladies asses!!

Storm

Ya!...what Sadie said!    Oh...and by the way bitches and psuedo bitches!....I am da god damn Empress and I'd like to start getting jusssssssst a little more respect!  Okaaaaayyy?

Sonofabitch!....I am about to start some public executions here in a day or so if ya'll subjects don't start chilin!!  I AM DE EMPRESS!!!!!!

Now....my first order of bidness....All males between the ages of.....oh hell....18 and 35 (sorry old fockers.....I'm check with ya'll laters)  will get prepared (that means take a fucking bath) to submit themselves for the ROYAL INSPECTION by me....THE EMPRESS!  This is in preparation...of course....for the begining of the Michelle New Year.  Its like the Chinese New Year but in the Michelle New Year....the males gotta submit themselves to me....for ....ummmmm......my pleasure :)

Look folks...its an honor....I mean common on!   Look at me!....I'M HOT!

Official royal proclamation to follow soon....

From,
Da Empress Michelle

*sits watching the commotion smiling*  :)

I make sure the empress gets comfy, in her new palace. The oracle, smiling, as she gives me more information. One thing about the oracle. She likes to play games. Unless you ask the right question, in the right way. She will give you only part of the answer.
Teasingly, dropping more in, as things develop.

Part of it is very pleasing, while part of it, makes me wonder. Since I never agreed to be part butler in any way. Still, I get Michelle through the inspection. Of course being new empress, she desires, and deserves some new clothes. Part of the oracles prophecy. The empress needed to feel happy, and at home, to start her reign. After that, things would fall as they would.
A quick shopping spree for the new empress. A relaxing bath, then (The pleasing part, until she asigns her own servants.) Oiling, and massaging, the Empress pleasing form. While she drinks, and relaxes, from her hard day of shopping.
A meal, of her choosing. Then she is off to her private chambers, to begin thinking up new decrees.
"Please, see to bathing that captain of the guards of mine." "Oh and some new clothing for her, and feel free to use scented oil, if massaging her." Michelle ads, then heads on her way.

Great I now needed to find Sadie, and see if she wanted to be pampered as well. Then that duty would be discharged. The official changing of the guard, consecrated. Through making the new ladies in charge feel good, and treated well. Of course if either Michelle or Sadie would care for some pampering, kindness  or massage in the future. I would most likely be willing. Yet it would not be something needed to fil prophecy.

I find Sadie in one of the drinking establishments. As well as being Sadie, being fun and catty. I hear a very fine looking newer lady ask for a drink, calling my name. Then of course, seeing something like cats whiskers on the ladies pretty face. Usual a tribal sign of one of the remote catsclaws jungle tribes. From along one of the nearby coastal regions, across the water. Sadie gives her some spoiled milk.
I move closer, seeing the ladies reaction.
I hear her name is Karly. I motion for a NORMAL drink to be served to Karly, on my tab. Something to help cut the nasty taste in her mouth.
I also motion, for Sadie to be served her usual. "Hey Sadie.... have some S'mores for you later. Also dinner and extras if desired. Ordered by Empress Michelle." I inform Sadie. So she knows to look me up later. To find out what else she had offered her way.
I get a large shot for myself. Toast Sadie, the captain of the guards, then Karly. Who is savoring her alcoholic drink, no spoiled milk added.
Toss my shot down. Nod to both ladies, then move away, to let them continue with business as usual.


As I move away. I think of some of the other catfighters that had been seen recently in Amazonia. Wondering when they would make noise again or start to fight and challenge towards the empress.
Maybe I could locate Tiffany_Fights, and share a few drinks with her.

Sadie....I kinda think Josh may need special inspection attention......polish up that magnifying glass :)  Maybe I'll issue another order.....proclaiming certain males and their specific body parts as "Royal Property".  Methinks Josh will be first in line :)  Also..don't forget....I have to inspect you too.....Oh?....I didn't bring that up before?

So many orders.....so little time....*sighs*

And why is this Karly_Kats "person" spilling milk all over the place?   And why can't she tap her foot in rhythm with anything?

Oh....and that "waggle of boys" offering you towels so you can wipe that milk off your face you spit up?........ummm.....they work for me :)  If your a good kitty......and Sadie has something good to say about you.....I might actually let you borrow one of my "boys" :)

Gee....been here 3 days and I'm already pathetic?   LOL    I love how these "people" come out of the woodwork after the fact :)
I wonder where they were when all this got started and Sadie and I made it go?  Will wonders never cease :)

As you said.....I wooed the hearts.....while you sat on a sofa somewhere and ate Bon Bons....LOL 

Oh yoo hop!   Oh Storm!....Stormypoooo!  Think you can find a razor and shave Karly_Kat's whiskers off?  Its very unbecoming to have unshaven females in the palace....or in any part of Amazonia for that matter :)  I assume she spit on the floor because she had a hair ball :)  I suggest a hairball formula catfood (Science Diet preferably) might be in order :)  Whoever takes care of that stuff around here....stop by the Amazonian WallMart and get some hairball formula cat food and also.......some cheap kitty litter :)

Thank you Stormy for handling that.......I'll make it worth your while later.......*winks*

Where is Sadie?  Probably at the palace bar....which actually is a pretty nice place...I have some redecorating ideas for it too :)

Ohhhh...and the adventures I have planned!.......wow.......announcements to be forthcoming :)

Hmm Amazonia, 'tis a very silly place.....



but I think I'll stay.

Oh Red....you'll stay when you find out what I got planned for you :)

The Empress always gets her way....and you know all about some of my "ways"   :)

Sounds promising!

Quote from: Michelle on May 16, 2013, 07:07:32 AM
Oh Red....you'll stay when you find out what I got planned for you :)

The Empress always gets her way....and you know all about some of my "ways"   :)

Valini .... ads a very interesting request ....   Yet  we just crowned the empress ... Would be unsportsWOMAN like to accept a move against her lie that .....  STILL ... hang around... get catty with some of the other ladies ... Maybe do some fighting with them .. To start making your name for yourself, in the kingdom ..  Maybe there will be chances later.... for the empress to accept or face.

Again ...  I know not all the ladies like doing vote polls ...  so feel free to post at each other here. Maybe work story of your rivalry. By all means, if two of the ladies desire to have a cyberfight. Set it up ... and both ladies maybe post your challenge to each other here. In Amazonia .. Then post the results after you have it.

Trying to leave this open, for ladies to enjoy different things here.... While interacting together.

That said ....  I like Karly being all Katty with whiskers ...  Something from the bar.. at the least fresh milk this time ... Ya never know, treat her right. You may like it when she puuuurrrsss!! 

BTW think Sadie was away, offering stale S'mores to the oracle, for advice. Hey it could work. They are S'mores ...  He he he

Storm   

Hey I'm the Empress!  if the oracle wants something...the it has to do is ask me......I bet I can pretty much give it anything it wants :)  Oh...by the way....we gotta find out what gender this Oracle is :)  Don't be telling me its genderless!  Come on!   NO ONE hangs around me and is GENDERLESS....I can fix that :)

The more I look at Karly's whiskers I'm saying to myself.......self.....that's a helluva look ........*rolls my eyes*....I just wish she'd quit spitting on the floor.....my palace boys have more than enough to do pleasuring me...they can't be running around cleaning up hair balls :) 

We need more folks around here able to express themselves that is a bit off center......its like having a bunch of palace boys that all look the same!...that's bullshit and we can't have that!!.  I mean look at Red....MY GOD he sure isn't normal......but...he has a place in the Michelle regime.....*grins evilly*......so I'll be looking for variety ;)

Now..... you Empress wannabes......please feel free to request an audience......and I'll CONSIDER.....letting a few of those who I DEEM most qualified....to maybe have a contest/fight.....for the benefit of our wonderful citizenry :)  I .....as always.......will consult with my closest advisor....Sadie....and we'll think of a great way to institute such a spectacle.   I suspect Storm will have no problem with such a plan and as another of my closest advisors....I rely on him for any and all thoughts :)  I want to make Amazonia a place much like ancient Rome...where contests were used as a path to power and a source of entertainment for my subjects :)

I think that would be something that could benefit everyone....and provide a proper path to challenging Da Empress....ummm...that would be me :)

Oh....and I am still....Da Empress :)

*looks away from staring at the Empress's boobies*

Uhh...thanks?

Gee Josh...gonna let us in on who you're gonna be cheering for?  I know I'm not on that list so as Empress I'm always curious who's moving up in the polls lately :)

I prefer pole dancing to pole watching......but I like to purvey the landscape :)

Any hints?

Hmmm?

Red?......am I on your list to cheer for?   Oh wait....you're waiting for the BCS polls :)  I know your pole way too well :)

Back to the palace....

*grins and shakes my head* Still ever the tease. Got your tights and knuckles ready milady?

I see the bouncer at the door to the royal bar isn't doing his job again.......he's just letting anyone in!  I kinda figured......

Maybe the captain of my guard should be handling this......far be in from the Empress to be sullying her hands...but then again......in the end it always falls back to the Empress...

Maybe my captain of the guards is plotting with the ingrates at the bar....I would have never thought it.....but maybe asking for a semblance of loyalty is too much....I won't believe she has turned on me unless I hear it from her.....not Sadie......never Sadie.....we had such plans.....I had hoped to govern wisely....

As for this catnip addict at the bar......

*Instructs the bartender to giver her all the milk she wants.....and to keep me informed of all movements*

Its time for me to consult with the oracle......he knows I am the chosen one.....and I won my crown thru the right of fire......i'll consult with him....and watch my back carefully......maybe I'm on my own......

As usual, plots and plans continue in Amazonia.

I notice some ladies, have made claims to the throne. Yet they expect to simply have it handed to them, with out right of combat. I know the lovely Empress Michelle is upset, by the wild talk in the streets. Yet any lady wishing to take her on. Must first prove herself, in some combat, against other ladies first.
That is unless the lady royally pisses Michelle off, and THEN the empress. Can order to get her hands on said fighter, in catfight combat.

I had also heard rumours against Sadie. The feisty blonde, able to piss people off easy when she likes. Yet someone was not wanting to play nice or by the rules.
I watch, as the beautiful captain of the guards exits one of the drinking establishments. I could not help but enjoy watching how sexy, and cat like she moved on her feet. Sadie was an attractive woman.
Then I see a shadow, pull away from one of the walls. I quickly, and stealthily rush forward.
Just as the cloaked man, tries to put a knife in Sadie's back. I slide one into his. Grabbing the would be assassin. dragging him back into the shadows, to finish. While Sadie continues, safely on her way.

I finish with the hired killer. Then make my way, to one of the local thieves guild. I needed some more eyes, and ears on the streets and at the docks.
It was very possible, some attackers had their eye set on the kingdom, and throne.
As I leave, I am enclosed by the soft, bluish white light of the oracle. I hear whispered information, before I walk through.
To find myself, bumping into the very attractive Karly_Kats.
Karly definately a lady, enjoyable to bump into or see.
This close up, she honestly was a stunning woman.
Her eyes watching me intently, as she had gone into a defensive crouch, ready to fight if needed.
I smile, as this lady, was very fine looking and impressive. "Words of the Oracle." "Karly you definately will have your place in Amazonia!!" I inform her.
I could not give more details yet. Still, the lady deserved to know. The eyes of the oracle where on her as well.   

Michelle Consults the Oracle

In Amazonian time....Delphi was the site of the Delphic oracle, the most important oracle in the classical Greek world, and became a major site for the worship of the god Apollo after he slew Python, a dragon who lived there and protected the navel of the Earth. To reach Delphi...one had to undertake a days journey up into the large mountain range with bordered Amazonia to the north and protected it from the northern tribes.

The Oracle exerted considerable influence throughout the Greek world, and he (to some the Oracle appeared as a female) was consulted before all major undertakings: wars, the founding of colonies, and so forth. She also was respected by the semi-Hellenic countries around the Greek world, such as Lydia, Caria, and even Egypt. The oracle was also known to the early Romans. Rome's seventh and last king, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, after witnessing a snake near his palace, sent a delegation including two of his sons to consult the oracle.  Michelle had spoke to the Oracle in her dreams as her legend grew larger during her warrior's life....he would appear to her as a cloak covered figure with a male voice....

After a days journey had reached the cave of the Delphi....Michelle entered the cave and began to slowly walk down the darkened hall....the hall dimly lit by torches placed at regular intervals...providing just enough light to see one's steps.  She finally reached the end of the hall...entering a large massive chamber.......dark save for a far wall....and torches at different points stuck in the walls around her.....a large thrown like object up against a far wall facing her.... a wall of gold such as she had never seen....marble columns on either side of the throne which was lined in jewels of all colors.  On the throne sits an object that Michelle can't quite make out.....so she approaches with caution....her right hand on her sword...ready to pull it from its scabbard at an instant.  Her breasts and chest expanding and straining the leather armor that covers her chest.

On the throne sat a tall figure...covered in a white cloak....a hood over its head......Michelle sees the head lift as she approaches....yet as her dark eyes peer into the hood she sees nothing..then suddenly I see two orbs......eyes?.....glowing almost a ruby red....but meeting mine with an intensity I have seldom seen in my travels.

"HALT!!!!"    The voice from the hood booming out!!...commands me in a loud tone that echoes thru the darkened chamber.  I stop in my tracks...hand on my sword.....my own gaze narrows but stays fixated on the glowing orb-like eyes....

"WHO DARES ENTER THE PROVINCE OF THE ORACLE OF THE DELPHI!!!!!"

I straighten up....not wanting to show fear although goosebumps now cover my shoulders and arms.....my strong hand clutching the sword.....

"I dare enter!!!!........Michelle....sister of Xena!.....Empress of Amazonia!!!   And I will NOT be commanded like a common soldier!"

(I think to myself.....God Michelle!...why not fuck yourself before you even get started....ok?  My father told me to mind my mouth and it just has never taken)

There is a silence....then a sound...almost like that of a chuckle of sorts....

"Come forward Michelle!!!.........take the hand of the Oracle!!!"

The shadowy cloak covered figure extends a hand towards me as I move to in front of him...dropping to a knee....bowing my head for a moment....laying my helmet on the stone floor at my feet....then raising my head up...my long dark brown hair dangling over my shoulders and down my chest and back...
I reach up and take the Oracle's hand in mine.....the sheer coldness of the hand startles me at first....almost that of stone....but I told it in my long slender fingers....my face lowering.....my full soft lips pressing to a large gold ring on the middle finger of the hand....then lifting my lips away from the ring as the Oracle retracts his hand...

"You're troubled Oh Empress....you have only just begun your rule of Amazonia yet.....I see trouble in your eyes......I sense it!"

"Oh Wise Oracle....I have never spoke to you before...except in my dreams....as Empress of Amazonia now.....I have all the power the Gods could ever grant a ruler......yet I'm troubled....."
"I sense treachery in my midst......I don't know who to trust....I thought I did KNOW.....maybe deep down I still do.....but as ruler of my kingdom in a dangerous world.....YOU and I BOTH know.....there are those who would take Amazonia as their own and enslave its people for their own selfish deviant ends"

"I don't know what to do Oh wise one....I may be proud and often arrogant....but I have decisions to make that affect so many other than myself"

There is a cold silence for a few moments.....while I may have spoken to the Oracle in my dreams before.....and sought his council.....to be in his presence is different.  I will not show any fear.....but should my death be what is best for Amazonia...then I will hand it gladly to the Oracle...

"I DO NOT covet your life Michelle!".... the deep voice thundered!!

"You have few allies Oh Beautiful Empress.....but believe me when I say there are those you can rely on and trust.....and who are with you in body and soul even as we speak" 

Before more words come from my mouth the Oracle speaks again loudly....."Yess Empress Michelle......you can trust your captain of the guard....Sadie will always have your back......in ways that will be more clear to you in the future!"  "Trust her....she longs to be your confidant.....you were right to place your trust in her ...even after defeating her....place all your trust in her......you won't be disappointed!"  "Others whom you can place your trust will also come forth....it has been ordained and written to be so"

I feel my heart slow a bit at the Oracle's words....my breathing slowing at the words and how they soothe me...

"Your trust and loyalty are well placed Michelle.....follow your heart.....you will be rewarded in so many ways if you do....your heart has NEVER led you astray...it is a wise heart even coveted by the GODs themselves!"

"LEAVE ME!!!"   The Oracle's voice thundered in the darkness......"We shall talk again Empress!......but follow your heart!......it is the source of your strength!"

I slowly begin to walk backwards out of the dark chamber....my thoughts coming rapidly....but with one overriding one.....my trust has not been misplaced.....and while dark days may lie ahead for my Kingdom....i will not be alone with just my sword.....

It is now time to deal with those who have no thoughts for Amazonia...plans need to be made....conflicts and fights WILL BE INEVITABLE.....

I for one would love to watch Karly battle with her whiskers on the line.  Will Sadie accept the challenge?   Will Michelle allow Sadie to offer her position as Captain of the Guard as her stakes even if the challenge is accepted?  And what other battles are brewing just below the surface here?  So many questions.... finding out the answers looks to be fun!

-JM

Karly ......   special message sent your way ......  May surprise you ... that there are more than one level of order in Amazonia.

May indeed have more of a place than you think here ...  

ALSO new character/ poll battle to be announced soon.

Storm

Resignation as Empress of Amazonia

I would like to take this opportunity to advise Amazonia that I will be leaving/resigning.......I believe the official term is abdication of my throne.  I will stay as needed but I suspect this will be effective immediately.  My experience with Amazonia was one that can only be described as unreal....I have enjoyed it and put a lot of myself into it.  I made some ...what I hope...will turn out to be good friends as a result of the experience...I believe time will tell.  It is just time for me to make way for someone more suited to the role.

I only wish I could have made it better but sometimes we can't do what we'd dearly love to do.  I thank those who were part of the experience and I sense that someone out there can make this what it truly should be.

I wish you all good luck in the future.  As for Michelle....where her travels will take her....I honestly am not sure.  Its a time of flux for me and as such....I must just sort of ride with it....and deal with what comes my way :)

Thanks to all who had the faith to vote in a newcomer....please put that faith in whoever succeeds me :)

Greetings ...... 

Have a few things still to get to.. YET hope to try and get this rolling again ... probably mid Oct. When everyone is getting to a more indoors mindset...

SADIE .. is STILL in charge of the armed forces.. YET if willing she can try for something else.....
There will be a few polls run ... back to back...
EMPRESS of Amazonia .. Since that very smart, very sexy Empress Michelle stepped down ...
QUEEN of the thieves guild ....... Definately a rival and lives by her own rules
COMMANDERETTE of the Amazonian navy .. a true Catfighting lady of the seas!!

Storm

Da Empress is back storm!!

Since no one took up the mantle...the crown is STILL MINE!

Unless someone thinks they can take it.....HA!....

My quests in outer Amazonia are over....I've come back to make sure what is rightfully mine.....stays mine...

Any questions storm?

Good......Amazonia is back on the map.....

More to come :)

MICHELLE claims the throne of Empress again ... Makes a HOT looking empress

JoannC
Kara the body
Sadiewrestles
Babs Carlson
FLuff Crawford
Karly_Kats
Valini ..
ANY of you ladies, that posted and entered Amazonia... Do you contest and look to challenge the lovely Michelle for the throne?? If so speak now .... to stake your claim ....  for the Oracle to hear you!!

Storm

Next roll to try and cast for here .. will be..
QUEEN of the thieves guild ... independant, and sometimes ally, other times pain in the ass.. For the Empress of Amazonia...
So keep watching ... to happen soon!!

Storm

Independent and sometimes ally?   Other times pain in the ass?

Sounds like its time for another adventure....

Amazonia lives and I'm da Empress :)

bring it storm :)

Michelle.has been an.  O.k. queen.Iguess....now its time for a revoultion..amazonia will never be same     

NEW character and poll sign up started!! Check in polls .....

Sign up begins for the Queen of the Amazonia thieves guild to be named !!  SADIEWRESTLES was named head of the Amazonia fighting forces..... under Empress Michelle...

YET she is able to try for this if she likes!!

Storm

I have heard the reports as I sit in my tent in the far off land of Elysium...the wars here are finally over and another nation conquered.  My sadness grows as I hear the tales of the state of things in Amazonia.  The forces that I feared would take freedom from its people have conspired behind my back and threaten the very fabric of my beloved country.  What it might take to get Amazonia back under control would be costly and considerable.  I have raised an army the likes of which the world has never seen and I could crush any and all who dared stand in our way.  The cost to the people, however,  would be horrific and that is a thought I cannot bear.  While my warrior sister Xena is frothing at the mouth for a Amazonian war...my blood lust does not go as far as hers any more.  I grow tired of the conflicts and long for being home and being part of a growing thriving Amazonia.  Its what a true Empress should doing....leading...helping her people...... but I won't be allowed that luxury evidently.  I just can't decide what to do...

I am truly lost and confused and feel no one is truly on my side.....then I remember what my father would do when he ruled Amazonia.  He would often consult the Oh Great and Powerful Oracle of the Delphi.  I remember him taking me with him when he ventured out to consult the Oracle.  I recall the fear and trepidation I felt standing in that cavern before the Beast as I called "it" as a child.  I do now want to make that journey and face the Oracle.....but I have no choice however....as those who have ruled before me....I need the advice, counsel and support of the Oracle.

In Amazonian time....Delphi was the site of the Delphic Oracle, the most important Oracle in the classical Greek world, and became a major site for the worship of the god Apollo after he slew Python, a dragon who lived there and protected the navel of the Earth. To reach Delphi...one had to undertake a days journey up into the large mountain range with bordered Amazonia to the north and protected it from the northern tribes.

The Oracle exerted considerable influence throughout the Greek world, and he (to some the Oracle appeared as a female) was consulted before all major undertakings: wars, the founding of colonies, and so forth. She also was respected by the semi-Hellenic countries around the Greek world, such as Lydia, Caria, and even Egypt. The oracle was also known to the early Romans. Rome's seventh and last king, Lucius Tarquinius Superbus, after witnessing a snake near his palace, sent a delegation including two of his sons to consult the oracle.  Michelle had spoke to the Oracle in her dreams as her legend grew larger during her warrior's life....he would appear to her as a cloak covered figure with a male voice....

After the many days journey, I had finally reached the cave of the Delphi....I entered the cave and began to slowly walk down the darkened hall....the hall dimly lit by torches placed at regular intervals...providing just enough light to see one's steps.  The walls of the corridor adorned with strange markings...pictures....representing languages long since dead.  I finally reached the end of the hall...  where I slowly entered a large massive chamber.......dark save for a far wall which appeared to be made up of a mixture of stone, gold and silver....and torches at different points stuck in the walls around her.....a large thrown like object up against the bejeweled far wall facing me.... a wall of gold such as she had never seen....marble columns on either side of the throne which was lined in jewels of all colors.  On the throne sits an object that I can't quite make out.....so I approach with caution...my right hand on my sword...ready to pull it from its scabbard at an instant.  My firm breasts and chest expanding and straining the leather armor that covers my chest.  I hear a noise and my catlike reflexes cause me to instantly pull my sword from its scabbard and I raise it high above my head...now clutching it with both hands....standing at the ready.....

then........Silence.......the silence is soo very loud....

On the throne sat a tall figure...covered in a white cloak....a hood over its head......I squint to see in the dimly lit cavern........suddenly I see the head lift as I approach...my sword still raised high above my head....yet as my dark eyes peer into the hood I see.... NOTHING......DARKNESS.....then suddenly I see two orbs......eyes?.....glowing almost a ruby red....but meeting mine with an intensity I have seldom seen in my travels.

"Ahhh!....the Empress Returns at last!!!"   "I expected you sooner oh Goddess!"  "And please put the fucking sword down...ok?....Your so fucking dramatic and you're gonna hurt someone with that thing and It better not be me!"  "I have not had my coffee today yet and I am in SUCH A MOOD!"

The voice from the hood booming out!!...commands me in a loud tone that echoes through the darkened chamber.  I stop in my tracks...hand on my sword.....my own gaze narrows but stays fixated on the glowing orb-like eyes....then...the voice BOOMS out again!

"WHO DARES ENTER THE PROVINCE OF THE ORACLE OF THE DELPHI!!!!!"  

I just remembered something...Why does the Oracle sound like fucking James Earl Jones?

The Oracle speaks again.....

"Come on Empress!...have a seat!...relax!......get comfortable!.....get nekkid.....oooops......sorry!"

I hear this loud cackling laughter come from the cloaked figure and I slowly lower my sword and shake my head in confusion...then a smile comes over my face.......and I walk up to the shadowy figure.....

I straighten up....not wanting to show fear although goosebumps now cover my shoulders and arms.....my strong hand clutching the sword.....although at least it got me to smiling now...

"I dare enter!!!!........Michelle....sister of Xena!.....Empress of Amazonia!!!   And I will NOT be commanded like a common soldier!"

(I think to myself.....God Michelle!...fucking bitch!......do you have to take that sword out every time you hear a thing?  See what happens when you skip your Ritalin for just ONE DAY?  MUTHAFUCKA!!)

There is a silence....then a sound...almost like that of a chuckle of sorts...then a booming voice!!....

"Come forward Empress Michelle!!!.........Take the hand of the Oracle!!!"

The shadowy cloak covered figure extends a hand towards me as I move to in front of him (ok...lets's get one thing straight right off the fucking bat.....I don't know if this fucking Oracle is a man or a woman and right now I don't give a fuck!)...dropping to a knee....bowing my head for a moment....laying my helmet on the stone floor at my feet....then raising my head up...my long dark brown hair dangling over my shoulders and down my chest and back...
I reach up and take the Oracle's hand in mine.....the sheer coldness of the hand startles me at first....it always does....almost that of stone....I told it in my long slender fingers....my face lowering.....my full soft lips pressing to a large gold ring on the middle finger of the hand....I then notice something in the bad light on the back of the Oracle's hand....it looks like.....ink?....a hand stamp?........huh?.....then lifting my lips away from the ring as the Oracle retracts his hand.....the voice booms out....

"Oh...its cool Chelley!...me and the boys went down to the dance club in Sparta last night and it was rocking!!   Had to take a phone call on my cell so I had to leave the club a minute....you know..they stamp your hand so you can come back??

I hear a voice coming from under the cloak...

"Hey Babe!...What's shakin Beotch?"  "Its been too long!"....."Damn girlfriend...where ya been?"

"Oh wait...I should be more fucking serious shouldn't I?"   I hear the Oracle clear its voice a few times...coughing...then....

"You're troubled Oh Empress....you have only just begun your rule of Amazonia yet.....I see trouble in your eyes......I sense it!"  

The Oracle speaks again......

"Damn girl...you look fine in the armor shit!  Just how tall are you anyway?"   "Come over here and let the Oh Wise Oracle see those legs up lose!"   "Damn those things just keep going up don't they?"  "Fuck!...I wonder what's at the other end!"

I start to get just a little pissed as its obvious Mr. Bad Skin is in one of his/her moods today and I am here trying to conduct some serious business!.....I clear my throat and try to be as serious as I can be....

"Oh Wise Oracle....I have not spoke to you in a long time...except in my dreams....as Empress of Amazonia now.....I have all the power the Gods could ever grant a ruler......yet I'm troubled....."
"I sense treachery in my midst......I don't know who to trust....I thought I did KNOW.....maybe deep down I still do.....but as ruler of my kingdom in a dangerous world.....YOU and I BOTH know.....there are those who would take Amazonia as their own and enslave its people for their own selfish deviant ends"

The Oracle answers back....

"Oh fuck dat sheet beotch!"   "Lets do some chill in child!"...."You like Maroon 5?"   "I got this new Bang and Olufsen stereo that fucking KICKS ASS!"  I love that new song 'One More Night...fucker rocks!....rack em!!....MUTHAFUCKA!"

I put my hands on my hips as obviously the Oracle has been hitting the crack cocaine again......

"I don't know what to do Oh wise one....I may be proud and often arrogant....but I have decisions to make that affect so many other than myself"  "A little help here would be nice you old fart!...I mean God dammit!.....You promised me you'd have my back you asshole!"

There is a cold silence for a few moments.....while I may have spoken to the Oracle in my dreams before.....and sought his council.....to be in his presence is different.  I will not show any fear.....but should my death be what is best for Amazonia...then I will hand it gladly to the Oracle...

"Oh fuck...did I just talk to it like I just did?"  "Fuck I'm a dead woman!"

"I DO NOT covet your life Michelle!".... the deep voice thundered!!  "Now I would like a little action with those tits of yours!"   "MUAH!."..."When can we do that?"......"I'm free on Monday"....."Wanna do lunch at the palace?"

I scream back at the Oracle....

"OK STOP IT!"    "I'm here on serious business!!!"   I whisper to myself..."God damn Michelle....lets get outta here in one piece bitch!"  "I know the guy has bad skin but come one..show some respect"

The Oracle looks up at me and I can see the red eyes in the darkness of that hood glowing even brighter...

"Hey Chelley...those tits look pretty serious to me if ya don't mind a 10,000 year old fart saying so!!"

The Oracle continues....

"You have few allies Oh Beautiful Empress.....but believe me when I say there are those you can rely on and trust.....and who are with you in body and soul even as we speak"  "In plain English girlfriend....you got some folks that wanna bend you over a chair and give you the business!"  "God I'd like a little piece of that shit myself!!......AHEM!....I'm sorry....are we trying to be serious here?"

Before more words come from my mouth the Oracle speaks again loudly....."Yess Empress Michelle......you can trust your captain of the guard!"...."Sadie will always have your back...and trust me when I say...she REALLY likes your backside!"......"God damn girl you been jogging more?"  "Your ass is soo fucking FINE!".....AHEM!......the Oracle again clears "its" throat.....

The Oracle then again speaks in a booming voice!!...

"You will find allies in ways that will be more clear to you in the future!"  "Trust Sadie!....she longs to be your confidant.....you were right to place your trust in her ...even after defeating her....place all your trust in her......you won't be disappointed!"  "Others whom you can place your trust will also come forth....it has been ordained and written to be so"  "And if you don't find some good help soon beotch...You are so gonna be fucking outta that Empress chair!'

"And Hey.....if Sadie fucks you and stabs you in the back!...there could be worse things girlfriend!"  

I feel my heart slow a bit at the Oracle's words....my breathing slowing at the words and how they soothe me...NOT!!!!!

"Your trust and loyalty are well placed Michelle.....follow your heart.....you will be rewarded in so many ways if you do....your heart has NEVER led you astray...it is a wise heart even coveted by the GODs!"   "Oh...they also covet that rocking bod of yours too!!....WOWSA!...you sure you aint been working out more?"

"LEAVE ME!!!"   The Oracle's voice thundered in the darkness......"We shall talk again Empress!......but follow your heart!......it is the source of your strength!"  "Oh...and when you leave......can you walk out REAL SLOW.....I wanna watch that fine ass of yours awhile longer!"

"Oh Empress?"......"Do you need you're parking validated before you go?"

"Check with my girl out front.....She's the one in the white toga and the fucking awesome cleavage!"

I slowly begin to walk backwards out of the dark chamber....my thoughts coming rapidly....but with one overriding one.....this Oracle is one fucked up asshole!.....why do I keep listening to this cock sucker?.....shit I'd be better off consulting my Magic 8-Ball!!

MUTHAFUCKA!

I do feel confidant though that while some dark days may lie ahead for my Kingdom....i will not be alone with just my sword.....

Oh fuck!..who am I kidding!...of course I'll be alone!!!   HAHAHA!

It is now time to deal with those who have no thoughts for the people of Amazonia...plans need to be made....that and I need a really big stiff drink!

oh lord  lol

AS always..... Empress Michelle is smart, sassy and VERY intimidating to the other ladies..  (Said handing her a large goblet, full of her fave drink.)

Nice seeing the empress return. Reports of pirates raiding the coast ...  Captain of the guard Sadie having her problems with possible invaders, catfighting warriors at the borders..

Now .. (Here let me help you up... said after being magically transported by the powers that be to the shores..)
I see one very stunning, half drowned and half naked beauty. Hot body, lovely face. Looking to be smart, Katty and capable of being a force here.
I help her up, wrap a blanket around her. Letting her snuggle against me, so she can use my extra body heat for warmth. Handing her a drink to fire her blood, and spirits.
"Karly welcome to Amazonia ..... we may have just the place for you here." I tell her.

It seems that ALL the other ladies run in fear from Empress Michelle.....
Now I see NONE of them seem willing to challenge Karly .... the oracle foretold of her arrival.
Now we just need to see, if any other ladies dare to challenge and fight Karly, for the place of power. As the catfighting queen of the thieves guild.
Again magic pops, moving us to another place. Letting Karly be set in a warm place with food. Making sure her needs are met.

Then magicked out, to give the Empress her regular hot body, hot oil, full body massage. Hey some times making the empress feel good has it's perks.
Today Captain Sadie, will be enjoying some pampering as well. While I serve drinks, massage them. As they make plans to defend the realm.
It seems Kim K plans to attack, with her catfighters. From her nearby kingdom of whoremania!!

THREE way dance.... Fight to be queen of the thieves guild has begun..

KARLY_KATS
FIGHTINGBROOK
BABS CARLSON

Your sexy, hard hitting, and catfighting trio!!
http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php/topic,35908.0.html

You know the empress Michelle, and her commander of the queens forces, Sadie will be watching.

Yet with reports of pirates off the coast. As well as intelligence of a tribe of female catfighting elves on the borders. Things are never easy in Amazonia...

For now grab a tankard or goblet of your favorite drink. Then go and support, cheer for and vote. For the lovely catfighting ladies in the poll!!

Storm

CONTEST over... NEWLY revealed...

BABS CARLSON wins, and is known as the queen of the thieves guild in Amazonia!!  Keep your valuables and lovers close!! Babs is stealing hearts, and goodies everywhere she goes!!

Karly_Kats .... Shown to be working and fighting undercover.. Karly is the commanderette of Amazonia's naval forces. Catfighting on land and sea!!

ALSO newly opened in Amazonia... Classy Tramps Tavern !! Drinking, catfighting, and entertaining ALL hours!! Stop in for some drinks, and eye catching company of some classy tramps!!

More to be revealed about fightingBrook soon!!

Empress Michelle ..... Sadie... extra comments on the latest events??


Storm

*I stick my head out the front door of the tavern.....and see my captain of my personal guard...*

Sadie!!

AS YOUR EMPRESS!!........I ORDER YOU IN HERE TO GET DRUNK WITH US THE REST OF US....... NOW!!

Please?

*Hands Sadie my cloak.....and a warm beverage*

"Get in here you nimrod!!"  "What's the deal?...you want a raise or something?"

"Look...hang with me...I'll get you medical and dental benefits....How's that?"

"I'll also give you a company horse...and a company credit card...now you can't beat that over at the next Kingdom!"

Quote from: sadiewrestles on November 24, 2013, 09:23:13 PM

Quote from: stormbolt7 on November 22, 2013, 08:41:36 PM

ALSO newly opened in Amazonia... Classy Tramps Tavern !! Drinking, catfighting, and entertaining ALL hours!! Stop in for some drinks, and eye catching company of some classy tramps!!

*stands shivering out in the cold rain looking through the window into the Tramps Tavern to see Michelle, Babs, Brook and Karly all hoisting frothy mugs and laughing around a warm fire*

"sigh"

Sadie shivers, as rain makes her skimpy wardobe cling to her sexy figure. Her pretty face staring at the sexy catfighters inside the tavern....  nipples hardened by the cool rain water. Body yearning for a warm fire, and some booze warming her insides...
Michelle calls out to her, handing out a cloak.
"Sadie you know you are always welcome here.." I add from behind, giving her a brief hug, massaging her shoulders. Before taking the Empress offered claok. Wrapping Sadie in it.
"Now get inside and get warm, and drunk.."  "I will see a warm change of clothes are delivered to you captain of the guard Sadie!!"
"Now get inside silly!!" I finish shoving her towards the door of the Classy Tramps tavern. A few coins for drinks pressed into her hand, as she goes.

I smile.. a VERY nice offer from the Empress Michelle...
Yet now it has also been revealed.. FightingBrook ... is the leader of the catfighting pirates offshore. Brook the sexy pirate commanderette.

Will she aid Amazonia at times or only look to plunder?? Only time will tell!!

Storm

As Da Empress...and Offical Envoy of the Kingdom of Amazonia...

Along with my ever vigilant and loyal Captain of My Personal Guard....Sadie....

We welcome the opening of the Classy Tramps Saloon and Tavern....in the glorious capital of Amazonia!

As this is a holiday......and its a grand opening!!...Drinks are on DA HOUSE!

I...Empress Michelle the 1st........and like DUH!...the only!......

Decree this Classy Tramps Day in Amazonia!!!  And in fact...Classy Tramps Month!!

I wish all my subjects the happiest of holidays....and an abundance of food and drink!!

from and decreed this 28th Day of November,
Da Empress Michelle

Sadie  is definately ALWAYS welcome here!!  Along with tramps... catfighters.. and the Empress of course!!

I hear the commanderette of the naval forces.. Karly.. carries a BIG hammer.... then enjoys getting hammered during special events.. Yet somehow shot glasses are involved instead!!
HMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Karly definately a lady to watch around here!!

You never know when Thieves guild queen Babs Carlson may sneak by, to sneak a drink or youe treasures..
FightingBrook .... roaming the city, as well as the seas of Amazonia. With her pirate crew..

Wonder if we have any Bees flying around here???

Special message from the oracle......  Sadie gets what??
"Popcorn.... special massage and shots for Sadie!!  Hey the oracle knows all!!  Sadie must have done something special to deserve it.. Then again, just may be cause she is Sadie!!


Storm

So maybe you should notice and see ...... All around Amazonia... LOVELY ladies, on land and sea!!

A stunning, heart breaking Empress on the throne... Smart as she is sexy  Michelle
A sexy, snarky leader of the armed forces. Always pleasing to see SadieWrestles....
A sultry and gorgeous jungle girl, turned Queen of the thieves guild.. Babs Carlson.
A sensuous, catty and capable leader of the pirates roaming the seas. FightingBrook
A sizzling hot commanderette of the Amazonia navy. You know you want to sail with her. Karly_Kats

A round of drinks for them all, at the Tramps tavern..... Plus when and where the Oracle tells me they need it.. pampering, and massages!!

To be revealed next year...  The leader of the catfighting arena fighters...  The high princess of the catfighting elves ... The leader of the catfighting nordic women ...

Hope you ladies will watch.. and pick your role to try for!!


Storm

Official Report on the State of Amazonia

from - Da Empress Michelle the One & Only

My subjects, today I declare the state of Amazonia to be.....kinda like me.....pretty fucking hawt!!!
I wish all the subjects of Amazonia the most happiest and wonderous of New Year's!

Peace is now a reality in the kingdom and surrounding areas thanks to the work of myself, my warrior sister Xena and our glorious armies!   All Hail Amazonia!!!

I soon am off for my pilgrimage to seek the offerings from the Oracle of the Delphi.  I do this annually in deference to the power of the Gods and to seek the benevolence of the God's in hopes that they will continue to bestow their blessings and riches upon our beloved Amazonia.

I hope that the new year brings us all peace and riches beyond our wildest dreams.  I hope that the New Year also brings us to a lasting peace, one where our enemies at last will finally be vanquished and the foes of Amazonia, those that spread lies instead of truth and only seek to tear down this our Kingdom, it is the hope of I....Empress Michelle...that these foes be vanquished and put to the sword for their crimes and we build in those spaces a new Amazonia.

As we move into the new year...new adventures await us in Amazonia.  Adventures I hope we all can have a part in.  Until then, I wish a joyous New Year to Amazonians and friends of Amazonia...

Always remember.....the magic lives.....the magic will never die...... and in fact will be only enhanced for us all in the coming year.  That is my pledge as your Empress and as I continue the longest and most profitable rule in our country's history.

As decreed this 30th day of December

by Order of the her Royal Highness Empress Michelle, sovereign ruler of Amazonia and Lord Protectorate
Commander of her Armies My Beloved Warrior Sister Xena
and our captain of our Royal Guard Sadie

PS  Reports of my meeting with the Oracle of the Delphi will be published soon so stay tuned!

WELL said and done Empress Michelle!!

I have been speaking to the oracle..... Michelle is completely right.. So many gorgeous, and capable catfighters...
A few things I must tend to..... THEN we begin to learn.. Which ladies. Have roles of their own.. to play in Amazonia..

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!  The Empress decreed it.. so let it be written.. so just friggin DO IT ALREADY!!

Storm

NEW event begun ... POLLS section ...

Looking for the leader of the Arena catfighting warriors!!

Every catfight or gladiator arena, has that one leader. That rises above the rest, by their character and fighting ability!!

Now we are looking to see who that lady will be. In Amazonia!!

Storm

ARENA combat concluded !!

LYANNAPELON WINS !!  LYANNA now known, to be the leader of the Arena catfighters!!

YET SERENA77 made it a battle all the way.. Possibly more to come with her soon. Serena definately not out of Amazonia..

Just related by the Oracle... IreneCatfighter, has entered the streets of Amazonia...  Some saying she is a spy ... Yet for Empress Michelle or other interests?
While others claim, she is an escaped catfighting slave....  Only time will tell .. As more things become known.. in Amazonia!!

Storm

Another proclamation is now known ...

After joining in the fighting, trying to test the arena warriors skills. Maybe to soon recruit some to her forces.
SERENA77 .... Has now been revealed, as the leader. Of the free catfighing mercenary forces, around Amazonia!!

Irene ...  Feel free to slip into the Classy Tramps tavern ... your credit is good. Have free drink of your choice, set up, with the bar staff.

Storm

AMAZONIA ... Cast of characters so far .... Few more events and characters to be made known .....

EMPRESS MICHELLE  ... Stunning of beauty. Smart, clever, and competant on the throne or catfighting to defend it.

SADIEWRESTLES ... Sexy and snarky captain of the guard. Leader of the armies of Amazonia.

BABS CARLSON ... Queen of the thieves guild. Beautiful, thief of pockets, as well as hearts.

KARLYKATS ... Commanderette of the Amazonian naval forces. Lovely, and ohhh so pleasingly Katty.

FIGHTINGBROOK ... Catfighting pirate leader. Beautiful, battling, and catfighting on the high seas.

LYANNAPELON ... Beautiful, and impressive leader of the arena catfighters.

SERENA77 ... Leader of the free catfighting mercenaries. In and around Amazonia. Lovely lady, with claws for hire.

IRENECATFIGHTER ... Sexy spy, whose allegiances are still not fully known at this time. For or against forces of Amazonia.

Official Proclamation from the Office of The Empress Michelle!

Be It Known!

All forces aligning themselves against the lawful authority in the Kingdom of Amazonia (errrr...that would be me...and it really is...all about ME!)
.....and therefore against the people of Amazonia...and just really anyone in general who we deem a pain in da ass that day......

Will be dealt with according to our laws, customs, whims and fetishes!  It also will depend a heck of a lot on our mood that day!  We also declare the month of April to be  (drum roll) "Open Season on "Free Catfighting Mercenaries" Month!!  YAY!!!

It has come to our attention that the so-called "free catfighting mercenaries" (hereafter to be referred to as "miserable sluts") have declared themselves as a lawful authority in Amazonia!  They are hereby proclaimed enemies of the state (that means they are no longer on Da Empress Michelle's Christmas card list!  And you know what that means?  No more of those really great fruitcakes we send out every year!)....and of the people of Amazonia!  They are therefore "WANTED" and will be dealt with in the harshest possible terms! (1)

I encourage all citizens to be wary....and be vigilant....(hey dudes and dudettes!...just watch the fuck out!)

This mercenary group has robbed and kidnapped lawful citizens and these heinous acts will be dealt with strongly and swiftly!

The outlaw Serena will be dealt with and we will again have peace in Amazonia!!(2)  It is the only option for our people and it is my solemn duty and pledge to see that peace is restored and maintained for the betterment of our society and people.  I call on the people of Amazonia for their help!
In other words bitches, we need some snitches!  Remember, Da Empress Michelle pays well!  A free trip weekend in the Palace for every mercenary turned in!!!

Should the mercenaries decide to obey the laws of our Kingdom and stop being punks, skanks and low class hookers....we would welcome them into our midst!  We only can allow high class hookers in Amazonia!  We have to have some standards!!  It's what sets us apart from those low life Greeks!

God Bless Amazonia and Da Empress Michelle!!

per order by her majesty and most hottest!

Da Empress Michelle
Sovereign Authority of The Kingdom of Amazonia and any place else us beotches decide conquer!

(1) for those uninitiated to the laws of Amazonia, "harshest possible terms" is some really bad shit!
(2) this usually means brought before me and stripped naked and have to spend the night in the palace with me, maybe even the weekend!

it looks like the Empress may have an ally :)

Now it begins to show .. the lovely Irene's alliances and who she wishes to follow...

Not hard to understand as Michelle is crafty, smart, and very capable catfighting!! She is Da Empress!!

Empress Michelle making herself known on rivals against her rule, and throne!!

Coming very soon .. YET another new faction to be discovered.. In an ALL blonde poll event... Coming in a few weeks!!

You not paying attention.. Give the Empress a HAIL EMPRESS MICHELLE!!  You don't have to.. YET your Empress kicking your ass, says you should want to!!

HAIL DA EMPRESS!!

Storm

Damn it, you gave the highly desirable pirate queen role to some chick who's not even HALF as swashbuckling as me!

Fine.  I demand to be Grand Vizier!  After all, I DO advise Michelle.

Its possible after our soon to be much storied assault on Port Royal....

The oft misquoted...often imitated....never duplicated....Pilates Captain....errrr.....Pirate Captain....Michelle.....

May be in need of some new captains...CEO's....COO's......only those of an alternate reality need apply :)

PICK ME! PICK ME! Michelle. :)

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on April 11, 2014, 06:10:21 AM
Damn it, you gave the highly desirable pirate queen role to some chick who's not even HALF as swashbuckling as me!

Fine.  I demand to be Grand Vizier!  After all, I DO advise Michelle.

Hmmm could definately see the Purple vixen as a sexy sorceress maybe??  Think we need to find the right place in Amazonia for this catty lady.
She is more than welcome to a drink in the Classy Tramps tavern for startes!!

Storm

Quote from: stormbolt7 on April 12, 2014, 07:29:18 AM
Hmmm could definately see the Purple vixen as a sexy sorceress maybe??

I still want to be a Vizier ... but I'm willing to accept being a sorceress, also.  As long as I get one of those cool hooded robes and not one of the lame pointy hats.

Plunging neckline optional.

That I, Empress Michelle the First, do hereby as a result of the conquering the Eastern tribes (known to many as Persia)

Appoint As Vizier, as is my RIGHT as Shahanshah (Queen of Queens)  Empress of the Persian Empire Her New Royal Highness

                                                                           "The PurpleVixen"

                                                  And we anoint her – Megan The First Lord Protectorate

With her Majaesty Da Empress Michelle's fervent desire to continue the Achaemead dynasty, who unified Persia and created a vast intercontinental empire, as well as rulers of succeeding dynasties throughout history.

The Achaemenids thereafter consolidated areas firmly under their control. It was Crus and Darius who, by sound and farsighted administrative planning, brilliant military maneuvering, and a humanistic world view, established the greatness of the Achaemenids and, in less than thirty years, raised them from an obscure tribe to a world power.

It is out desire that much of this continue while removing the threat on our eastern frontier.

I hereby proclaim today, April 13 2014, to be a day of celebration amongst our peoples throughout the Empire.  As a result, cool hooded robes will be given out to all citizens, along with various other trinkets!

As so ordered by her Highness Michelle the First, Shahanshah and Most Supreme Hottie

Quote from: Michelle on April 13, 2014, 12:52:00 PM
I hereby proclaim today, April 13 2014, to be a day of celebration amongst our peoples throughout the Empire.  As a result, cool hooded robes will be given out to all citizens, along with various other trinkets!

As so ordered by her Highness Michelle the First, Shahanshah and Most Supreme Hottie

See, these are the kinds of proclamations that made people still know the names of Alexander, Charlemagne and Napoleon.

Let me but see your noble ring, o divine wonder of the Heavens whom angels shy from, ashamed of their want of your beauty - let me but see your ring, your merest bauble, the trailing hem of your marvelous ermine ... and I shall kiss it in fealty.

Really, put anything you want near my lips, and I'll kiss the steamy everloving fealty out of it.

:)

THE ORACLE ....... Steps from the mists ..... A serene look on her face, as she takes note.  She will not reveal the full future.

Yet let it be known by the oracle .......

The PURPLE VIXEN .... Now to be known as Purple vixen, and sorceress of the Oracle .... Now also advisor, and confidant to DA Empress Michelle.

The thieves guild ... is alive and thriving!! 
Pirates catfight and ply the coasts .... 
The arena catfighters have their leader ....
Catfighting free mercenaries roam the kingdom.
Sexy slaves and spies appear, yet for who's benefit?

Blonde Norse catfighters arriving .....  BATTLE for queen now going on ...
http://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php/topic,39795.0.html




Amazonia armies and navy ready for catfighting or full combat .....  YET a few more factions still to be revealed ..

A mistress or master puppeteer ... maybe at times like a sultry black widow... Empress Michelle pulls strings, and weaves webs of intrigues, to keep her kingdom intact!!

As the realm of Amazonia grows .... Friends.. foes.. allies and always....
Magic, the story of Amazonia, and the Oracle ...... go ever on!!

Storm

Quote from: stormbolt7 on May 04, 2014, 01:40:57 AM
The PURPLE VIXEN .... Now to be known as Purple vixen

I just hope people don't get confused by the name change.

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 05, 2014, 01:21:27 AM

Quote from: stormbolt7 on May 04, 2014, 01:40:57 AM
The PURPLE VIXEN .... Now to be known as Purple vixen

I just hope people don't get confused by the name change.

I have the same problem....DA Empress....or Da Empress?

Its all so confusing...I better go in the rabbit hole and consult my Underworld advisors....Door Mouse and White Rabbit....maybe smoke ....something...

smoke something huh, Hmmmm, wonder if she will care about the name after that  :P

 :P ;)  you are absolutely right Eva     watch those contact buzzes :)

Quote from: Watcher314 on May 08, 2014, 01:47:38 AM
:P ;)  you are absolutely right Eva     watch those contact buzzes :)

That's what you get from smoking bees.

Introducing.... QUEEN of the battling blonde Norse warriors/ catfighters..  KATTERINA !!

FYI new event starting tonight....... sign ups....

Storm

Quote from: stormbolt7 on May 11, 2014, 02:36:23 AM
Introducing.... QUEEN of the battling blonde Norse warriors/ catfighters..  KATTERINA !!

Oh, look, she has flotation devices.

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 11, 2014, 10:22:06 AM

Quote from: stormbolt7 on May 11, 2014, 02:36:23 AM
Introducing.... QUEEN of the battling blonde Norse warriors/ catfighters..  KATTERINA !!

Oh, look, she has flotation devices.

I'm looking I'm looking

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 11, 2014, 10:22:06 AM

Quote from: stormbolt7 on May 11, 2014, 02:36:23 AM
Introducing.... QUEEN of the battling blonde Norse warriors/ catfighters..  KATTERINA !!

Oh, look, she has flotation devices.

Wonder if those things comes with built in sonar?

Torpedo tubes?

Looks a little heavy on the ballast...

  if anyone has the sonar it's the guys zeroing in on them  ;D

Fortunately, my beloved Empress, I have discovered a secret weapon to utterly destroy this pretender.

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Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 13, 2014, 06:13:19 AM
Fortunately, my beloved Empress, I have discovered a secret weapon to utterly destroy this pretender.

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Thank you my Grand Vizier...

but she has a backup flotation system....called her fat ass....she may have got it at the same place Eva did....

And any event...at least with the fat ass flotation only....with her primary flotation system disabled as you so wonderfully described...if her ass is all that keeps her afloat..she'll keep turning over with her head under water....not a good thing for her....hence...

I........as Empress of Amazonia...as aided by my wonderful and gorgeous Grand Vizier....

Declare Victory!!

And I....Empress Michelle the First...Empress of Amazonia and First Shanashah.... declare this...the 13th of May, the year of our Empress 2014....

An official "Floatation Free" holiday!!

Which basically means none of you fuckers has to go to work....and drinks are on me!!

Unless you drink until you can float..then all bets are off!!

Go Amazonia!!

Does Amazonia have a Memorial Day?  I need to know before I plan any sorcerous barbeques.

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 20, 2014, 03:45:02 AM
Does Amazonia have a Memorial Day?  I need to know before I plan any sorcerous barbeques.

yes...we have what we call.....Fuck Da Empress day!

and sorcerous activity is very much encouraged

all redheads will also be deported on that day :P

Quote from: Michelle on May 20, 2014, 07:49:09 AM
all redheads will also be deported on that day :P

AMAZONIA: GINGER-ALLERGY SAFE SINCE 2014

I think I'll begin abdication proceedings

Of course there is a memorial day......  Amazonia having some of the finest catfighters and female warriors in the world.

Drinks, and pampering for Da Empress. Having to deal with so many newcomers to her lands.. Blondes.. redheads.. now dark haired Latina's.
(Well she did ask about brunettes in Amazonia right??)

Wonder if the purple sorcerous .. can conjure up any violet or purple haired catfight warriors??  She is unique.. Yet like the Empress Michelle herself. You know she has got to have. A very interesting back story, to her arrival in Amazonia.

WINNER and leader of the Celtic red haired catfight warriors.. MICKEYFITES !!

Now ... time for Latina's begins.

Storm

I arrived from the Down.  You don't want to go to my neighborhood.

*looks for a pen to sign her abdication papers*

As everyone knows...as Empress of Amazonia...I support all pirate efforts...I am a big proponent of pirates...

Pirates have a motto I think we'd all do good to heed....

"Drinking rum before noon makes you a Pirate!.....not an alcoholic!"

Quote from: Michelle on May 29, 2014, 01:49:25 AM
As everyone knows...as Empress of Amazonia...I support all pirate efforts...I am a big proponent of pirates...

Pirates have a motto I think we'd all do good to heed....

"Drinking rum before noon makes you a Pirate!.....not an alcoholic!"

What if we're drunk AND capturing a ship flying under the flag of a sovereign nation and burying all their gold and silver plate on a desert island?

Does that just make us sensible economists?

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 30, 2014, 03:47:33 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 29, 2014, 01:49:25 AM
As everyone knows...as Empress of Amazonia...I support all pirate efforts...I am a big proponent of pirates...

Pirates have a motto I think we'd all do good to heed....

"Drinking rum before noon makes you a Pirate!.....not an alcoholic!"

What if we're drunk AND capturing a ship flying under the flag of a sovereign nation and burying all their gold and silver plate on a desert island?

Does that just make us sensible economists?

Oh you done fucked up big time......

Sensible Economics?

maybe prudent capitalism....

Quote from: Michelle on May 30, 2014, 03:51:22 PM
maybe prudent capitalism....

That's a malapropism.  Aren't we a socialist empire?

I think we're a religious oligarchy

check me out on this though......I did a master thesis on it

Quote from: Michelle on May 30, 2014, 04:01:23 PM
I think we're a religious oligarchy

check me out on this though......I did a master thesis on it

I'm gonna go ahead and turn us into a plutocracy.

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on May 30, 2014, 04:04:12 PM

Quote from: Michelle on May 30, 2014, 04:01:23 PM
I think we're a religious oligarchy

check me out on this though......I did a master thesis on it

I'm gonna go ahead and turn us into a plutocracy.

I'm all for a communist theocracy......although I hear a little socialism does go a long way....I'm quoting Lenin now

Think the political structure of Amazonia is an ..

Empress-stocracy ...  Why da Empress has her list of rules ...

Latina's have arrived in Amazonia .... Poll begun for the Latina warriors ... polls section of forum.

Storm

Quote from: stormbolt7 on June 01, 2014, 12:11:19 AM
Latina's have arrived in Amazonia .... Poll begun for the Latina warriors ... polls section of forum.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 02, 2014, 04:46:44 AM

Quote from: stormbolt7 on June 01, 2014, 12:11:19 AM
Latina's have arrived in Amazonia .... Poll begun for the Latina warriors ... polls section of forum.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

if they had put that damn fence up we wouldn't have this problem

of course as Empress I could declare amnesty for all

You haven't paid me enough to put the fence up right the way around.

Quote from: stormbolt7 on June 01, 2014, 12:11:19 AM
Think the political structure of Amazonia is an ..

Empress-stocracy ...  Why da Empress has her list of rules ...

Latina's have arrived in Amazonia .... Poll begun for the Latina warriors ... polls section of forum.

Storm

Proposed Immigration Policy for Amazonia

To begin with, the Empress recognizes the impracticality of deporting millions people, and stands firmly opposed to this (interestingly, there is a recent outcry about too much deportation occurring anyways). Instead of this, the Empress's immigration reform bill for 2014 starts by granting provisional legal status to illegal immigrants who already live within the borders of Amazonia, meaning that they would not be given free citizenship but would instead have to "go to the back of line." Furthermore, they would have to come forward before they were granted this indirect form of amnesty, and would be required to pass criminal background checks before being granted legal status. It is unclear what the Empress's plan will do with those who don't pass the background checks.

If all else fails....I'll just give them the keys and the alarm code

Quote from: Evangelina on June 04, 2014, 07:00:33 PM

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 02, 2014, 04:46:44 AM

Quote from: stormbolt7 on June 01, 2014, 12:11:19 AM
Latina's have arrived in Amazonia .... Poll begun for the Latina warriors ... polls section of forum.

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION!

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I'm really more like Cesaro.

/flex

YET another battle decided ..

The ladies gather by the shoreline ..... KITANA has won!    ;D   ;D   ;D
YET EVANGELINA and CARMEN .. gave fantastic efforts .... Now the agreement made, to be finalized.
Kitana will take her guard, and go back as winner of this battle. All three had agreed, the winner, and best lady for the day. Would return to their homeland. To keep it safe. Kitana will now be the Latina warriors leader at home.

Now Evangelina and Carmen stay .. as keeping equal leadership. Of all catfighting Latina warriors and forces in Amazonia!!

Hooray, we get to keep the hot ones!  I vote we make peace with the Southern warriors and have them hang out in the castle not wearing much.

So now we just take the blondes and the redheads and mix them up until they turn orange.

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Plus Amazonia has a standing law requiring that the Empress be able to speak more English than the word "SMIIIILLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS", which is not even fucking English.

So Kitana won't work.  Plus I'd fucking poison her.

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 12, 2014, 10:58:19 PM
Plus Amazonia has a standing law requiring that the Empress be able to speak more English than the word "SMIIIILLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS", which is not even fucking English.

So Kitana won't work.  Plus I'd fucking poison her.

Talk about burying the lead.

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 12, 2014, 10:58:19 PM
Plus Amazonia has a standing law requiring that the Empress be able to speak more English than the word "SMIIIILLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS", which is not even fucking English.

So Kitana won't work.  Plus I'd fucking poison her.

All Eva can say is  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :), which Kitana started ripping off too

Why do you put quotes around her name?

Quote from: VenezuelanGoddess on June 13, 2014, 06:00:23 AM
Why do you put quotes around her name?

Tiffany has used the silicone implants in her skull to deduce the fact that I'm Michelle - the fact that we have entirely different writing styles, sign in from different IP addresses, and in fact can be seen posting in different threads at the exact same time are notwithstanding.  Tiffany has CRACKED THE CODE.  She also knows where they buried Lincoln's Gold.

Eva and I are using the same wifi so therefore I have the same IP number, which must mean I am Eva too

Ok now for some smilies  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  There now I am Eva

I guess because Purple Vixen and Michelle are the two best writers in all of FCF that they must be the same person, not to count all the clones on the poll boards that don't do shit except go to the chat rooms to rally up vote supporters instead of writing and earning people's votes.

I can say without reservation that I do not believe that Vixen and Michelle are the same person.

I know that people have multiple accounts for various reasons, but don't think this is the case.











Also, BOOBIES

VenezuelanGoddess I'm hurt that I'm not on your list of greatest writers in all of FCF :P

Now being more serious Tiffany thought the same thing about me and Michelle when I first started, or more specifically when I started my first Society match. Even though Michelle and I are very different writers, have different ip addresses, and so on and so forth.

Quote from: Evangelina on June 22, 2014, 08:19:35 AM

Quote from: lyannapelon on June 22, 2014, 07:54:57 AM
VenezuelanGoddess I'm hurt that I'm not on your list of greatest writers in all of FCF :P

Now being more serious Tiffany thought the same thing about me and Michelle when I first started, or more specifically when I started my first Society match. Even though Michelle and I are very different writers, have different ip addresses, and so on and so forth.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Tiffany is insinuating that on the poll page right now where you were looking for an opponent and she suggested get michelle.  Oh well before long Carmen and I will be said to be the same person as Michelle too  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

I think thats just plain Tiffany trying to derail my thread and doing a poor job. I mean why wouldn't I want to take on Michelle again after that hot performance? Also I'm the leader of the Arena cat fighters so maybe I want to challenge Kitana to a fight!

Quote from: RedEnforcer on June 13, 2014, 05:43:21 AM

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 12, 2014, 10:58:19 PM
Plus Amazonia has a standing law requiring that the Empress be able to speak more English than the word "SMIIIILLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSS", which is not even fucking English.

So Kitana won't work.  Plus I'd fucking poison her.

Talk about burying the lead.

Meg poisoning someone is news to you?

Quote from: Callista on June 22, 2014, 09:18:05 AM
Meg poisoning someone is news to you?

It's like no one even looks at my POISON KISS t-shirt anymore.  Especially since I stopped using that move.  On the plus side, the shirt is available real cheap at www.punkymerch.com!

Quote from: sadie on June 25, 2014, 06:49:27 PM

Quote from: Evangelina on June 25, 2014, 05:26:41 AM

Quote from: ThePurpleVixen on June 25, 2014, 04:26:10 AM

Quote from: Callista on June 22, 2014, 09:18:05 AM
Meg poisoning someone is news to you?

It's like no one even looks at my POISON KISS t-shirt anymore.  Especially since I stopped using that move.  On the plus side, the shirt is available real cheap at www.punkymerch.com!

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

It says Webpage not available

Worked for me! I've already knocked out all my Christmas shopping!!

dammit, now I have to get Sadie stuff from somewhere else.

We'll be releasing Punky bobbleheads in time for Black Friday, Red!   ;D

The mists of the Oracle swirl, then drift away, in hazy purple clouds .....  Two factions of Amazonia still to be revealed ...

Catfighters from across the waters .. catfighting pirates as well as land roving invaders have been revealed...
NOW another faction, from inside Amazonia.....

We know about the catfighting arena warriors .. NOW the new faction begins to be revealed ... in a new event ...

Michelle keeping her lovely eye upon them ... her advisor helping to keep the Empress throne safe .....

On to the next event ..

Storm

LEXIBABE WINS !!

NOW it is known .. LEXI is the leader of the catfighting aristocracy in Amazonia!!

Claudia39  also making herself known. To be one of the wealthy catfighting elite!!

Storm