When the Bishop raids the collection plate to support His video habit, He finds He gets the most bang for his misappropriated buck from Mary-Ann of DWW.
She is hot enough to make His Eminence kick out a stained glass window (nod to Raymond Chandler). She wrestles and catfights in a manner so unholy and depraved as to make the very blood of the Son of Man boil. The Bishop gets gets rapturously horny watching her.
I have been emailing the Pope to get him to buy into weening the boy-loving asshole priests into satisfying their lust through Mary-Ann videos. As the Pontiff is German, he is open giving a little church treasure to a fellow German speaker. His Holiness gets it is cost effective: if you think The Bishop's mild habit is draining the Mother Church, these boy lovers are costing big time, . As Sen. Dirksen once said, "A million here (to settle a case), a million there, pretty soon you are talking real money."
The Bishop is out.