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Me and Claire were getting our nails done the other day and we could not resist the shop's full length mirror. But *Sigh* it was only big enough for one of us to use. Claire pushed me; I elbowed Claire and we started to argue over which of us is the sexiest...the hottest! We argued for a good hour and eventually we agreed to have a beauty contest.

Claire:
https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=65740

Kate:
https://www.freecatfights.com/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=85843

So which of us is the hottest? You decide...

Oh and ladies: Any comments or criticisms about us you wish to make about either of us are very much welcomed!

Claire:

Kate:

Its not the first time a bitch has chosen to go body to body with me, and won't be the last.

Don't take this latest humiliation personally, babe.

Quote from: claire.luna on May 26, 2024, 12:43:42 PM
Its not the first time a bitch has chosen to go body to body with me, and won't be the last.

Don't take this latest humiliation personally, babe.

Personally Claire; I see this as a battle between the natural world (ME) and horrible tacky fake artificial type girls...which would be you!

Oh and please don't take offence at my comment; there is definitely a place for girls like you. Where would the porn industry and the world of escorts be without girls like you?

My vote goes for Kate! Brunette for the win!!! Love the comments about the porn industry haha

Quote from: Ameliabor on May 26, 2024, 03:25:12 PM
My vote goes for Kate! Brunette for the win!!! Love the comments about the porn industry haha

Thanks Babe

*Hugz and Kisses*

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 26, 2024, 03:34:49 PM
So this is a "beauty contest" between the town bicycle and the star of B class porn movies?

Who wins? Doesn't matter, they're both losers.

Two things Carmen...

One you look like you belong in the gutter outside the town crack house; where you turn tricks for your next fix.

Two you actually managed to make Claire look respectable in comparison. Honestly if I did not see it with my own eyes; I would never of believed it. For the record this is nothing to be proud of bitch!

Now before you fuck off...a musical interlude:

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Carmen's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Now then...Fuck Off Bitch!

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 04:22:44 PM

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 26, 2024, 03:34:49 PM
So this is a "beauty contest" between the town bicycle and the star of B class porn movies?

Who wins? Doesn't matter, they're both losers.

Two things Carmen...

One you look like you belong in the gutter outside the town crack house; where you turn tricks for your next fix.

Two you actually managed to make Claire look respectable in comparison. Honestly if I did not see it with my own eyes; I would never of believed it. For the record this is nothing to be proud of bitch!

Now before you fuck off...a musical interlude:

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Carmen's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Now then...Fuck Off Bitch!

At first this was way way too close to call. I thought I was gonna have to flip a coin or get my Magic 8 Ball out of storage. As much as it kills me to vote against a sister blonde and I think I'm probably violating some traditional code of loyalty for doing it, I just have no choice. This epic badass response to Carmen's snark puts Dicey Kate over the top as far as I'm concerned.  ;)

Sorry, Claire. Kate's got my vote.

Laur

Quote from: Lauren Vanessa on May 26, 2024, 05:06:45 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 04:22:44 PM

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 26, 2024, 03:34:49 PM
So this is a "beauty contest" between the town bicycle and the star of B class porn movies?

Who wins? Doesn't matter, they're both losers.

Two things Carmen...

One you look like you belong in the gutter outside the town crack house; where you turn tricks for your next fix.

Two you actually managed to make Claire look respectable in comparison. Honestly if I did not see it with my own eyes; I would never of believed it. For the record this is nothing to be proud of bitch!

Now before you fuck off...a musical interlude:

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Carmen's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Now then...Fuck Off Bitch!

At first this was way way too close to call. I thought I was gonna have to flip a coin or get my Magic 8 Ball out of storage. As much as it kills me to vote against a sister blonde and I think I'm probably violating some traditional code of loyalty for doing it, I just have no choice. This epic badass response to Carmen's snark puts Dicey Kate over the top as far as I'm concerned.  ;)

Sorry, Claire. Kate's got my vote.

Laur

Hi Lauren

Thanks for the vote of confidence *Hugz and Kisses*

As for that traditional code of loyalty you mention; wow we could probably fill a library with all the different variations of this code. But now you've mentioned it; I'm kinda inspired to write my own version. I will share a copy with you when I'm done with it :)

Xoxo
Kate

I don't think this will be close..kate is the obvious choice here

Quote from: Marley on May 26, 2024, 06:37:02 PM
I don't think this will be close..kate is the obvious choice here

Thanks Marley

*Hugz and kisses for you*

iv'e talked to claire,and have slaped kate

thats say's a little about who the biggest bitch is

althought, i'ts probably a tie in that catagory


who is the hottest?     me obviously :)

sorry but Claire is way HOTTER

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 06:51:25 PM
sorry but Claire is way HOTTER

I agree and endorse this message :o

Claire is hotter; if by hotter you mean she is a hotspot for every disease known to women?

Which is what you must mean...nothing else makes any sense!

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 07:01:44 PM

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 06:51:25 PM
sorry but Claire is way HOTTER

I agree and endorse this message :o

Claire is hotter; if by hotter you mean she is a hotspot for every disease known to women?

Which is what you must mean...nothing else makes any sense!
Maybe you re just jealous...
By the same time, as this is a catfight forum, she would easily win a fight too

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 07:04:45 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 07:01:44 PM

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 06:51:25 PM
sorry but Claire is way HOTTER

I agree and endorse this message :o

Claire is hotter; if by hotter you mean she is a hotspot for every disease known to women?

Which is what you must mean...nothing else makes any sense!
Maybe you re just jealous...
By the same time, as this is a catfight forum, she would easily win a fight too

Oh don't you worry...the catfight is coming and Claire is going to get the slap she deserves.

Quote from: lexibabe on May 26, 2024, 06:46:49 PM
iv'e talked to claire,and have slaped kate

thats say's a little about who the biggest bitch is

althought, i'ts probably a tie in that catagory


who is the hottest?     me obviously :)

*Rolls Eyes*

You the hottest? Err...I don't know what to say. Maybe this can clarify my feelings on the matter:

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 07:14:40 PM

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 07:04:45 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 07:01:44 PM

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 06:51:25 PM
sorry but Claire is way HOTTER

I agree and endorse this message :o

Claire is hotter; if by hotter you mean she is a hotspot for every disease known to women?

Which is what you must mean...nothing else makes any sense!
Maybe you re just jealous...
By the same time, as this is a catfight forum, she would easily win a fight too

Oh don't you worry...the catfight is coming and Claire is going to get the slap she deserves.

lol, Claire is going to destroy you in a fight !!!
I wouldn't fight her, I m not sure to win on my side !!

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 07:29:08 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 07:14:40 PM

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 07:04:45 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 07:01:44 PM

Quote from: marief on May 26, 2024, 06:51:25 PM
sorry but Claire is way HOTTER

I agree and endorse this message :o

Claire is hotter; if by hotter you mean she is a hotspot for every disease known to women?

Which is what you must mean...nothing else makes any sense!
Maybe you re just jealous...
By the same time, as this is a catfight forum, she would easily win a fight too

Oh don't you worry...the catfight is coming and Claire is going to get the slap she deserves.

lol, Claire is going to destroy you in a fight !!!
I wouldn't fight her, I m not sure to win on my side !!

Lol Marie...Ok I get it you've gone total fangirl for Claire. I can respect that; but as you reminded me earlier this is a catfight forum and honestly saying you would not fight someone because you're not sure you would win. Well I don't think that's a good look personally. But maybe that's just me; Maybe I'm wrong? I'm not perfect for sure; I don't win every fight...but I always do fight!

Quote from: MollyQ. on May 26, 2024, 09:04:31 PM
I'm highly impressed with Kate, this isn't a contest. She is much hotter, more witty and id bet she kicks Claires ass too.

Thanks Molly

*Hugz and Kisses*

However Molly...perhaps at some point in the near future; maybe we can run our hands through each other's hair and nails across each other's faces?

Quote from: MollyQ. on May 26, 2024, 09:55:34 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 09:08:18 PM

Quote from: MollyQ. on May 26, 2024, 09:04:31 PM
I'm highly impressed with Kate, this isn't a contest. She is much hotter, more witty and id bet she kicks Claires ass too.

Thanks Molly

*Hugz and Kisses*

However Molly...perhaps at some point in the near future; maybe we can run our hands through each other's hair and nails across each other's faces?

Finish up with that pest Claire and I won't be hard to find

You say the sweetest things Molly, but yes me and Claire will finish our business and then I'm coming for you!

Quote from: Traci Distraction on May 26, 2024, 11:28:21 PM
Lol the self-congratulatory arrogance is ankle-deep in here!

Your posts are so boring; honestly it's disappointing. Come on Traci; you can be a cattier than this :)

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 27, 2024, 05:28:21 AM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 26, 2024, 04:22:44 PM

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 26, 2024, 03:34:49 PM
So this is a "beauty contest" between the town bicycle and the star of B class porn movies?

Who wins? Doesn't matter, they're both losers.

Two things Carmen...

One you look like you belong in the gutter outside the town crack house; where you turn tricks for your next fix.

Two you actually managed to make Claire look respectable in comparison. Honestly if I did not see it with my own eyes; I would never of believed it. For the record this is nothing to be proud of bitch!

Now before you fuck off...a musical interlude:

Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Carmen's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low

Now then...Fuck Off Bitch!

I'm amazed you found the time to type this since you're usually so busy giving dry handjobs to all the local townies.

How long did it take you to come up with your little song? Did you have to stick your head in a bucket of ice after to cool your brain off since it's not used to working that hard?

Here is my own creation made in your dishonor:

Kate sucks cock all day,
She still struggles to make rent,
Ugly whores are cheap.

It's Crackhead!!!

How's those tricks of yours? You dumb fucking bitch :)

Well I've got a lot to unpack this time; like a real champ you've turned those tricks of yours and after a really difficult start...you've come back swinging like the deranged old cat woman from the Simpsons. So let's get started shall we?

Handjobs...Me? The only thing I do with the local townies is to administer antibiotics after you come a whoring - you're a regular Typhoid Mary for our little town. Poor old doc brown has not seen this much VD since the war. To put it bluntly your day is not complete unless you've fucked a total stranger isn't it bitch?

The Song...now I must confess that the creative arts are not my forte; but thankfully I've got great taste. So when thinking about you and your love of crack; I just remembered "Ashes to Ashes" by David Bowie - who I'm sure is an artist you know nothing about? But that begs the question...do you know anything Crackhead?

Last but not least we come to your song; omg you wrote a song for me...am I blushing?

But seriously I'm touched crackhead; you called upon all your life experience and personal trauma and composed a thing of beauty...except honestly it's just shit!

Oh crackhead, my crackhead - I look forward to our next interaction. But until then...fuck off bitch!

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 27, 2024, 12:15:34 PM
A song? Ahhh. So you are a poorly schooled small town whore trying to make it in the big wide world. Here's a piece of advice; if you don't recognize the art form, better to not say anything, because that's a haiku bitch. Normal people learn that in like the 3rd grade, but I guess your education stopped before then huh? I have some theories as to why, but I'd rather not get banned from the board.

Oh and by the way, David Bowie was trash. I'll take Alice Cooper over David Bowie any day.

Oh crackhead, my dear crackhead :)

I have to give you credit for the Haiku. You finally landed a hit on me and it was a good one :)

But then you had to go and ruin it all by saying "David Bowie was trash". You can dislike Bowie; many people do but saying he is trash just seems like a dumbass comment to me? But maybe I'm wrong again?

As for my education I can assure you it was rigorous and extensive; both in terms of academics and catfighting!

But as always my dear crackhead :)

Fuck off bitch!

There's plenty of trash in this thread, but fortunately I'm here as a golden light to bring it all together. Haters, and you know who you are, can go ahead and hate all you like. But we all know who the hotter woman is.

It sure as hell isn't poor Kate here.

Quote from: claire.luna on May 27, 2024, 02:49:43 PM
There's plenty of trash in this thread, but fortunately I'm here as a golden light to bring it all together. Haters, and you know who you are, can go ahead and hate all you like. But we all know who the hotter woman is.

It sure as hell isn't poor Kate here.

Claire; I'm so delighted you could join us :)

I'm guessing your client left you handcuffed to the bed again? But alas I guess that's an occupational hazard in your line of work.

With these 2 I had to go with choice 3

Quote from: Chrissssssssy on May 27, 2024, 04:47:25 PM
With these 2 I had to go with choice 3

Well considering you're famous for your crippling levels of jealousy; I would be shocked if you voted in any other way!

I have to go with Kate here, I much prefer the appearance of a real woman than a fake overstuffed looking one, sorry Claire, that's just one woman's opinion

Quote from: CarmenCats69 on May 27, 2024, 05:03:29 PM

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 27, 2024, 12:57:04 PM

Oh crackhead, my dear crackhead :)

I have to give you credit for the Haiku. You finally landed a hit on me and it was a good one :)

But then you had to go and ruin it all by saying "David Bowie was trash". You can dislike Bowie; many people do but saying he is trash just seems like a dumbass comment to me? But maybe I'm wrong again?

As for my education I can assure you it was rigorous and extensive; both in terms of academics and catfighting!

But as always my dear crackhead :)

Fuck off bitch!

Well when you're ready to really get educated in catfighting, you let me know. I'll be happy to beat and humiliate your narrow ass, and possibly worse if you have the guts for it (just be careful, if you do since those guts will end up all over the floor). You'll be the one who ends up being a crackhead... sorry, cracked-head, when I bust yours open.

:-*

Is it a bird? Is it a Plane? No...it's Crackhead :)

So where do we begin this time? I guess I will get straight to the main crux of her post - catfighting. If you think you can beat me bitch? Well you're welcome to try!

So if you want to put on your big girl panties and drop me a DM; we can begin discussing the when; where and how!

As always however...fuck off bitch!  :-*

There's one too many girls around here that have let themselves be blinded to the truth, that Katie here is just completely and utterly outmatched!

Now bitch, how about you surrender now and put yourself out of your misery?

Quote from: claire.luna on May 28, 2024, 10:09:42 AM
There's one too many girls around here that have let themselves be blinded to the truth, that Katie here is just completely and utterly outmatched!

Now bitch, how about you surrender now and put yourself out of your misery?

Well...well isn't this getting exciting? Claire is scared; how do I know this? Well that picture of herself in her bathrobe is desperate stuff! It's a classic defensive strategy that girls of Claire's ilk love to deploy. It's the in case of emergency get your tits out strategy; but to be fair; Claire played her cards well. However Claire is blinded by her own hubris and that will ultimately be her downfall. As for surrendering....

*Stares into your eyes*

"Claire, make me...Bitch!"

sounds like one of these two   threw down  the challenge....but which one?

This poor bitch just didn't know what she was getting herself in to, Lexi.

Voting for Kate, she looks much more natural

Quote from: claire.luna on May 29, 2024, 02:20:06 AM
This poor bitch just didn't know what she was getting herself in to, Lexi.

"Claire I've got to ask; Did you have to work at becoming an arrogant bitch or have you always been an arrogant bitch? Oh and for the record I know exactly what I'm getting myself into! And I also know you're scared; I can see the fear in your eyes; I hear the tremble in your voice. But let's try this again shall we?"

*Shoves your shoulders with both hands*

"Well Bitch...care to dance?"

Quote from: Erin Lee on May 29, 2024, 08:55:51 AM
Voting for Kate, she looks much more natural

This has made my day; as I finally have an excuse to do this *Giggle*

*Hugz and kisses for Erin*

Claire is a plond big titbitch. And will win

Quote from: andreas23x6 on May 29, 2024, 04:38:05 PM
Claire is a plond big titbitch. And will win

Hmm so your argument is Claire's Blonde and has big tits; therefore she's got the competition in the bag?

Omg what insightful analysis :o

Shockingly I disagree resoundingly!

This is really hard to decide.  Kate is obviously a natural beauty, while Claire is obviously not, but wherever she had the work done, they did an amazing job!  I really love her breakfast picture.  It reminds me of Julia Roberts at breakfast in the suite in 'Pretty Woman'.  I can totally see them in a a hot blonde vs redhead catfight in that setting!  All that being said, it's a beauty contest plain and simple, so yeah, I voted for Claire: she's definitely blonde, beautiful and sexy!

Quote from: Alix_Fights on May 29, 2024, 05:27:30 PM
This is really hard to decide.  Kate is obviously a natural beauty, while Claire is obviously not, but wherever she had the work done, they did an amazing job!  I really love her breakfast picture.  It reminds me of Julia Roberts at breakfast in the suite in 'Pretty Woman'.  I can totally see them in a a hot blonde vs redhead catfight in that setting!  All that being said, it's a beauty contest plain and simple, so yeah, I voted for Claire: she's definitely blonde, beautiful and sexy!

Well at least Alix acknowledges I'm the natural beauty in this contest; She also argues most correctly in my view that Claire is like Julia Robert's hooker character from "Pretty Woman". OMG yes; Claire does scream hooker vibes! However Alix's analysis seems to stumble at the final hurdle. What a shame too; she was off to such a promising start!

Well I guess there's not much else to say? Oh who am I kidding - we're catty girls in a catfighting community!

Alix; you're a bitch!

Quote from: Dicey_Kate on May 29, 2024, 05:53:04 PM

Quote from: Alix_Fights on May 29, 2024, 05:27:30 PM
This is really hard to decide.  Kate is obviously a natural beauty, while Claire is obviously not, but wherever she had the work done, they did an amazing job!  I really love her breakfast picture.  It reminds me of Julia Roberts at breakfast in the suite in 'Pretty Woman'.  I can totally see them in a a hot blonde vs redhead catfight in that setting!  All that being said, it's a beauty contest plain and simple, so yeah, I voted for Claire: she's definitely blonde, beautiful and sexy!

Well at least Alix acknowledges I'm the natural beauty in this contest; She also argues most correctly in my view that Claire is like Julia Robert's hooker character from "Pretty Woman". OMG yes; Claire does scream hooker vibes! However Alix's analysis seems to stumble at the final hurdle. What a shame too; she was off to such a promising start!

Well I guess there's not much else to say? Oh who am I kidding - we're catty girls in a catfighting community!

Alix; you're a bitch!

Right back at ya Kate!

Kate is a hoot, but the world stopped being natural around the time Jezebel painted her eyelids, so to hell with this argument. Whatever. Claire.

Quote from: Rachel Dewitt on May 30, 2024, 08:14:20 AM
Kate is a hoot, but the world stopped being natural around the time Jezebel painted her eyelids, so to hell with this argument. Whatever. Claire.

Clearly yes; the world is very unnatural and honestly I think that is something we should all regret...as for you Rachel.

*Slowly walks around you; my heels click as I walk*

Hmm just as I thought...just another basic bitch!

Looks like Rachel has sense to spare.

Unlike more than a few of the rest of you.

The results are in. Cue the drumroll... because surprise surprise, I win. Again.

Another body against body competition, and yet another victim. Its been so much fun welcoming you to FCF by putting you in your place, Kate.

Now allow me to take you by the hair and present my 'trophy' to my adoring fans.

Quote from: claire.luna on May 30, 2024, 12:27:30 PM
The results are in. Cue the drumroll... because surprise surprise, I win. Again.

Another body against body competition, and yet another victim. Its been so much fun welcoming you to FCF by putting you in your place, Kate.

Now allow me to take you by the hair and present my 'trophy' to my adoring fans.

"Owwww you fucking bitch! Let go of my hair!"

*Grabs two handfuls of your hair and begins to pull in retaliation*


(Non Catty Kate here...congratulations Claire; but next time I will get you good)