Poll
Question:
Who wins a dirty (literally and figuratively) mud brawl not suitable for Television between Carol Vorderman and Nadine Dorres
Option 1: Carol asserts her bitch nature and wins comfortably sat on Nadine's back with a bra top round her face choking her out and leaving her beaten rival in the mud
votes: 8
Option 2: Carol wins a close, nasty X rated fight, crawling away a naked sweaty muddy mess but leaving Nadine naked and subbing in the mud
votes: 18
Option 3: Despite both of them anything and everything to win, they just end up laying exhausted battered and naked in the mud
votes: 0
Option 4: Nadine wins a close nasty fight with both hands clawing Carols breasts before stumbling out of the mud a naked mess but clutching her rivals bikini as the prize
votes: 2
Option 5: Nadine proves to be the nastiest bitch in the mud patch and wins with a lengthy, bare, face sit on Carols face
votes: 2
Carol Vordeman (TV Personality) and Nadine Dorres (Politician) have both appeared on the UK version of "Im a celebrity get me out of here". Carol has opinions about a lot of people and Nadine as a tv show in which to respond. They decide to settle their rivalry from the Bush and recent bitching in a bikinis in a mud pit with a minimum fight length of 44 minutes (the average length of a Im a celebrity episode) and attired per the pics (Carol in Black & Nadine in Blue/White)