Poll
Question:
Which lady wins?
Option 1: Katy wrestles the blonde to the floor, sits on her, and slaps her into submission
votes: 22
Option 2: The blonde puts Katy over her knee and spanks her naked bottom until Katy pleads for mercy
votes: 15
Option 3: Katy is sexier
votes: 27
Option 4: The blonde is sexier
votes: 8
KATY PERRY'S OKTOBERFEST FIGHTS
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy
Pop princess Katy Perry has agreed to engage in wrestling matches at the famous Munich Oktoberfest. Her first opponent is the blonde lady seen below. We from CelebToday can't wait to see the Californian Gurl fighting the Bavarian blonde on a stage in one of the festival's biggest beer parlours!
BELOW: KATY PERRY
(https://i.ibb.co/DVLkdk8/Screenshot-20230706-035143-Photos.jpg) (https://ibb.co/K0m7n7L)
(https://i.ibb.co/ThvWdnV/Screenshot-20230706-034825-Photos.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YjR0wKz)
BELOW: KATY'S OPPONENT
(https://i.ibb.co/F5DGDVt/Screenshot-20230706-034218-Photos.jpg) (https://ibb.co/N9ywySz)
(https://i.ibb.co/LxDzCj5/Screenshot-20230706-034223-Photos.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Cbp5nC2)
Katy is lucky. She could have turned out to be a much sturdier girl. But I still believe the pop princess will lose
She is More like a guy
A female With the Body of a guy
Is unfair
Katy survives this