Poll
Question:
Which lady will be the night's winner?
Option 1: Samantha is sexier in her cocktail dress
votes: 12
Option 2: Alexa is sexier in her cocktail dress
votes: 6
Option 3: Samantha wins the arm wrestling battle
votes: 16
Option 4: Alexa wins the arm wrestling battle
votes: 5
Option 5: Samantha rips the leather dress off Alexa and forces her to fight nearly naked
votes: 16
Option 6: Alexa rips the leather dress off Samantha and forces her to fight nearly naked
votes: 4
Option 7: Samantha pins Alexa's shoulders to the ground, keeps her pinned and makes her have an orgasm
votes: 16
Option 8: Alexa pins Samantha's shoulders to the ground, keeps her pinned and makes her have an orgasm
votes: 5
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May 19th, 2029
SAMANTHA ROLLINSON VS ALEXA CHUNG
THE TWO PRETTY MODELS IN SEXY FIGHT AT CHARITY EVENT
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy
Models Samantha Rollinson and Alexa Chung are scheduled to be seen in a sizzling competition in an arena this weekend.
Hosted by special agent Clark Kent, the federation That Is A Woman (TIAW) which works towards ending the Marxist propagation of abolishing the two genders as well as terminating similar insanities currently swamping the Western nations presents a special night of 'Girls Only Fights'.
The highlight of the evening will be a competition between the two ladies above who will go through various parts of a contest:
- an arm wrestling battle
- a wrestling match in the ring which both women enter wearing a skimpy black leather cocktail dress. Each woman will aim to pull the little dress off her opponent and toss it out of the ring.
- the wrestling continues after one lady has succeded to force her opponent to fight in her panties only. Finally, the victorious winner of the contest is the lady who pins her opponent with her shoulders on the floor and brings her to an orgasm before releasing her.
Diana Prince, spokeswoman of TIAW, told CelebToday magazine, 'It will be the most entertaining, most exciting event organised by our campaign, and the proceeds of the night will benefit our latest project, the nationwide construction of restrooms for women only who can enter solely through providing their digital XX chromosome ID.'
Celebrity guests expected to attend the event include, among many others: Olive Oyl, Jack and Wendy Torrance, John Clayton, as well as Louise Brooks and herboyfriend.
The latter couple was interviewed by Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, and asked when they joined to support TIAW. Herboyfriend replied with 'quite a while ago', while Ms Brooks remained silent.
SAMANTHA ROLLINSON: 28 years, 5'9", 57 kg
ALEXA CHUNG: 39 years, 5'8", 56 kg
Samantha, in her leather cocktail dress she will fight in:
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(https://i.ibb.co/C0pQxwr/Screenshot-20230319-083757-Gallery.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ysmqLN3)
(https://i.ibb.co/DW7Z4qG/Screenshot-20230319-083750-Gallery.jpg) (https://ibb.co/kBhtKd3)
Alexa, wearing the dress for her fight:
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(https://i.ibb.co/PCxSjcJ/alexa-chung-attends-saint-laurent-show003.jpg) (https://ibb.co/kcKdB4z)
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(https://i.ibb.co/nrHjDcx/alexa-chung-attends-saint-laurent-show002.jpg) (https://ibb.co/sj0qFw8)
(https://i.ibb.co/M7SBdpg/alexa-chung-attends-saint-laurent-show004.jpg) (https://ibb.co/x6LFZG2)
Alexa Chung is sexier but also weaker and loses all challenges