Poll
Question:
Which lady will conquer her rival?
Option 1: Jojo wins the arm wrestling match
votes: 13
Option 2: Lizzo wins the arm wrestling match
votes: 11
Option 3: Jojo wins the wrestling match in the ring, slapping and high kicking her opponent until she can slam exhausted Lizzo on her back and sit on her face
votes: 12
Option 4: Lizzo wins the wrestling match in the ring, picking Jojo up, spanking her long and hard, and eventually crushing her head between her thighs until Jojo passes out
votes: 12
Option 5: Jojo is sexier
votes: 22
Option 6: Lizzo is sexier
votes: 1
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JOJO SIWA: 'IM GOING TO SQUASH THAT BITCH!'
DANCER VOWS TO DEFEAT HEAVY WEIGHT POP STAR IN WRESTLING MATCH
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy
POP singer Lizzo's wrestling debut was spectacular - the heavy weight lady defeated rival pop princess Katy Perry in a match Katy eventually wished she had never agreed to. After carrying out her initial threat of putting Katy over her lap to spank her bum red and sore she humiliated her even further by crushing Katy's head wedged between her thighs until her helpless opponent finally passed out.
Now, Lizzo faces a new fight. Dancer Jojo Siwa has challenged her to a competition of arm wrestling and wrestling in the ring.
She told CelebToday: 'I once crushed Katy Perry, but now I'll also crush Lizzo. I'm stronger than both."
Lizzo claims there can be no other outcome of the fight than Jojo ending up draped over her thighs and receiving a spanking, 'to teach her respect and humility'.
CelebToday will provide an exclusive live ticker for our readers when the showdown between these two ladies takes place...
JOJO: 18 years, 5'9", 63 kg
LIZZO: 34 years, 5'10", 130 kg
LIZZO:
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(https://i.ibb.co/9Yg74Ys/Lizzo-2019-MTV-VMAs-Pictures.jpg) (https://ibb.co/s3RZ13y)
(https://i.ibb.co/x7LqQv1/lizzo-attends-the-2019-mtv-video-music-awards-at-prudential-news-photo-1576790615.jpg) (https://ibb.co/YLQBG9c)
(https://i.ibb.co/VYkwVrw/Lizzo-2019-MTV-VMAs-Pictures-2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/N2GTxQT)
JOJO:
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(https://i.ibb.co/L1PfkCm/jojo-siwa-iman-shumpert-at-peoples-choice-awards-07.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TtT5vH6)
(https://i.ibb.co/JnVY21M/jojo-siwa-iman-shumpert-attend-peoples-choice-awards-03.jpg) (https://ibb.co/8Mqy2CS)
(https://i.ibb.co/Ss5pZ0d/91217n8o86-L-AC-SL1500.jpg) (https://ibb.co/BzcRYjr)