Poll
Question:
Which lady will dominate and defeat her rival?
Option 1: Katy is sexier
votes: 21
Option 2: Lizzo is sexier
votes: 4
Option 3: Katy wins a bearhug contest, wrapping her arms around Lizzo, and squeezing her until Lizzo feels faint and taps out
votes: 6
Option 4: Lizzo wins a bearhug contest, putting her arms around Katy, lifting her and slowly squashing her until Katy passes out
votes: 20
Option 5: Katy wins the wrestling match, slapping Lizzo and aiming high kicks at her sides until Lizzo is exhausted and gives up
votes: 9
Option 6: Lizzo wins the wrestling match, picking Katy up, wedging her face between her thighs and squashing her head until Katy passes out
votes: 16
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STOP BRAGGING, YOU BITCH!
KATY PERRY SHOCKED THAT LIZZO HAS GRAMMYS
By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy
Pop star Lizzo faced the outrage of many Katy Perry fans when she made fun of the 'California Gurl' while bragging about her three Grammy awards.
'She's tried very hard but I guess for a Grammy the poor girl just isn't good enough', she said.
Katy had a spat with Lizzo on Twitter about it and told her she was 'an ugly fat bitch who gets awards because everybody takes pity' on her.
Lizzo then threated to put Katy over her lap and spank her unless she'll apologise for calling her 'fat' and 'ugly'.
Katy took up the challenge and told Lizzo she'd meet her to step into the ring with her for a wrestling match to settle the question who is the better woman.
The two ladies will have their encounter very soon...
LIZZO: 34 years, 5'10", 130 kg
KATY: 38 years, 5'6", 59 kg
Left: Katy
Right: Lizzo
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Poor Katy will have a very red ass after their fight