Poll
Question:
Who wins this mixed fight to the Death
Option 1: Nasty_Nancy shocks the big boxer and finishes him in the pit
votes: 20
Option 2: DavidThaBoxer beats the fat English muffin senseless and kills her in the pit
votes: 24
I enter the pit ready to make my debut! I grin when I see my overweight opponent, she looks slow and soft! A great first opponent for an easy win and some street cred!
I swagger to the centre of the ring and raise my fists! 'C'mon English brat, I'll make this quick!" I say
;D ;D ;D
Nancy is beating little boys again. She doesn't dare against women!
;) :-*
[size=0px]Nasty_Nancy shocks the big boxer and finishes him in the pit[/size]
Before the fights I bounce around the ring raising my arms and waving to the crowd! "This big oaf is going down!" I sneer as I see him walk towards me and walk to the centre of the ring!
"Oh! Shut up!" I shout as I throw a left, right punch combo aimed at your jaw!
I feel my anger grow as you prance around the ring showboating for the crowd
"Cocky fucking white girl!" I mutter as we approach each other, you quickly throw two punches that hit my chin, surprising me, me head tilts back a little as I ball my right hand up, and swing a big punch at your belly!
David's got this one she's weak and pathetic :P
"Hahaha! Some boxer you are!" I taunt as your head rocks from my one, two punch! But before I can press my attack you hit me a thunderous punch to my stomach!!! "OOOOMPHH!!" I moan in agony as I double over winded and clutching my gut, I've never been hit that hard before!
I try to speak but the words don't come!
Yeah...Nancy isn't walking out of this one alive.
"Hahaha! Face it fat girl, I'm outta your league!" I say as I see you bend over trying to get your breath back.
I throw a slap at your face to humiliate you, then use my boxing skiils to aim a hard left right combo on your face! I smile as I lower my hands after the assault confident it will floor you!
Each of your attacks hit me! The first slap sends me swaying as my ears start ringing, before I can regain my senses, I am hit with a brutal left, right punch combo, I hear my nose break with your final punch, I fall flat on my back breathing heavily with blood pouring from my nose.
"Please... no more...don't kill me David!" I sob then turn to the crowd. "Someone fucking...help..please!!" I plead desperate to survive and realising I cant defeat David!!!
I'll help you!
PSYCHE! JUST KIDDING, BITCH!
I think David should fight RyonAguy. If both are MAN enough!
Lovely Leslie :-*